Dems to Outlaw Pressure Cookers

Dems to Outlaw Pressure Cookers

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Joe Camel

Chesapeake, OH

#1 Apr 20, 2013
The evil pressure cooker has killed in Connetticut and it must be outlawed. Senators Nancy Pugface and Dianne Frankenstein have both stated the murderous ways of the pressure cooker must be stopped now. They will start by increasing the price of rubber gaskets for the lids and then push for a total ban.

Level 4

Since: Dec 12

Front Royal, VA

#2 Apr 20, 2013
GOP to outlaw abortion, food stamps, FEMA, public education, separation of church and state, low income housing, any attempt to block criminals from buying an UZI, Hollywood movies that show them in a negative light, Michael Moore, Bill Maher, Obama, Clinton, Carter, Pelosi, Carvell, Stewart, marijuana, financial reform, balanced budgets, any reduction to the deficit, any reductions to the military, aid to war vets, financial aid, socialized medicine, fund for green technology, belief in global warming, belief in evolution.
WTF

Cochranton, PA

#3 Apr 20, 2013
nohalgerg wrote:
GOP to outlaw abortion, food stamps, FEMA, public education, separation of church and state, low income housing, any attempt to block criminals from buying an UZI, Hollywood movies that show them in a negative light, Michael Moore, Bill Maher, Obama, Clinton, Carter, Pelosi, Carvell, Stewart, marijuana, financial reform, balanced budgets, any reduction to the deficit, any reductions to the military, aid to war vets, financial aid, socialized medicine, fund for green technology, belief in global warming, belief in evolution.
Wouldn't it be nice if they could?
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LKS

Chesapeake, OH

#5 Apr 20, 2013
Captain Pinky wrote:
Democrats are all cum-guzzling gays.
I agree100%
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Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#7 Apr 21, 2013
LKS wrote:
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I agree100%
Conservative/Republican/Tory/F ascist/NRA/Chamber of Commerce are Anal licking low life pieces of Human $h!t. You are what you eat.
Barry Hill

United States

#8 Apr 24, 2013
Jack_4ral wrote:
<quoted text>Conservative/Republica n/Tory/Fascist/NRA/Chamber of Commerce are Anal licking low life pieces of Human $h!t. You are what you eat.
Eat me.
Barney Frank

Point Pleasant, WV

#9 Apr 24, 2013
The terrorists bought fireworks in order to make the bomb. Chucky "Schmucky" Schummer and Dianne "I've been a senator for twenty years" Feinstein both stated we now have to outlaw fireworks. Janet "the wall eyed bull dyke" has concurred.

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