#23 May 25, 2013
yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!
#25 May 25, 2013
your momma is so fat.she uses a mattress as a maxi pad
#26 May 25, 2013
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat, she spits butter.
Yo momma so fat, she puts mayo on Tylenol.
#27 May 25, 2013
your momma gave birth to you
#28 May 27, 2013
yo mama so poor she can bounce a foodstamp card.
yo mama so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled stop that twinkie.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she could sell her spit to a sperm bank.
#29 Sep 15, 2013
Yo mamma so broke broke someone step on a cigarette and she said "why you turn off my heat?"
#30 Sep 15, 2013
Yo Momo was so fat when she was born, she was born on June 5Th, 6Th and 7Th in Rooms 353, 354 and 355. The Dr didb't slap her to make her cry, He hit her across the Azz with a 2x6..
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