i love wvu mountaineer fans....
Posted in the Huntington Forum
Since: Dec 12
#1 Nov 18, 2013
...when they are desperately trying to figure out what to do with their time when their football season ends, you know, seeing the only bowl they will be attending this year most likely will have pot, meth, or crack in it.
So here's a list of things you WVU fans and students can do in the off-season:
- Clean yourself and your place of residence, hey, 1st time for everything.
- Learn how to address visiting/opposing fans in other ways besides spitting on them.
- Attend your classes, who knows, that $8 an-hour job could be just around the corner for you when you get your "degree." You might have to learn basic language and grammar skills first though, so be prepared! Look into the Leap Frog and Hooked-On-Phonics programs. They were specifically designed for you.
- Expand your taste palate to include something more than cheap domestic beer and food cooked at tailgate parties.
- Trade in your checker's board for a chess board. You still wont know how to play either, but at least you will give the impression you are smarter than you really are.
- Trade in your hunting gear for frequent dentist visits. Just because your mascot carries a weapon doesn't imply you should too and a clean bright smile that, when revealed, doesn't make skunks vomit or bring down small aircraft, would go a long way. If you do graduate, realize you eventually will have to interface with normal people outside of Morganhole who have lives, and wouldn't some nice choppers make for a 1st good impression? Just remember, don't speak.
Feel free to add to this list!
Since: Dec 12
#2 Nov 18, 2013
Gosh, no one?
#3 Nov 19, 2013
Nope, that was pretty weak. I certainly hope you didn't put too much thought into that.
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