Friday's Blotter: Cigarette lighter mistaken for gun

An off-duty CHP officer said a driver pointed a gun at him Friday afternoon near Bolsa Chica Road and Rancho.

[CHPgreatfortoile tbowls]

super infalliable ultra honorable perfecto chee-h-pee. great for many things. like as a scrub brush for my toilet bowl. they're great at licking off the awful protein stains.
otherwise even i'd be hard pressed to find a good use for these useless excuses of a human being that your typical CHP officer is.

[CHPKiller]

who was the officer? I'll put his piss-face on wanted signs with the words "Please help us find this child molester". We'll get rid of 'em one by one, baby!