Hey! Remember how you let your dog bark non stop for two years? Despite us begging and pleading with you to please do something about it? And you never did? You also never once inquired if the noise bothered us or apologized.
Well, guess what? You may have noticed early afternoon band practice coming from our yard. Bad stroke of luck you work nights and have to sleep during the day. And just to make things interesting, we'll be having practice on random days, so when you come home each morning, you'll never know if today will be a 'quiet' day.
So go ahead, put the police on speed dial, they won't do sh*t. It's not before six or after ten. I hear Walgreens is having a sale on earplugs!