"I cannot shoot six bullets per second"

"I cannot shoot six bullets per second"

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Leon Harrison

Oxford, OH

#1 Jan 24, 2013
Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Thursday, January 24, 2013

To: The Editor

Subject: This week’s DCP anti-gun column

“I cannot shoot six bullets per second”

It is a too-easy trifle [like shooting stranded fish in gravel pit], to once again refer and respond to someone speaking or writing about a hypothetical imaginary [illegal]“automatic” rifle; about which they have to bitch and mention, when “semi-automatic” was really their intention. None of my semi-automatic guns are capable of shooting six bullets per second, if their triggers are squeezed by be, you see. I must remember that I am late-middle-aged and am no longer limber. Therefore, I cannot even move my trigger finger
that fast, if ever I could, whether I ever did it or do it for self-defense or for fun with my guns; or do it for bad or for good, inside or outside my motor vehicle or my house or my ‘hood. Shooting six bullets per second might be a blast, but I cannot afford to shoot a lot of bullets, regardless of whether I shoot them slow or fast.

Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Ben Poopin

Fairborn, OH

#2 Jan 24, 2013
I bet you can shoot six turds out of your mouth that fast though, you media ho!
The Old Cold Warrior

Bryan, OH

#3 Jan 25, 2013
My friendly female fans prefer gentle men with slow hands that linger, especially with that long middle finger.

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