Is there a government program for me, uh...male depression relief, e.g., a bag of pot, a bottle of wine, and a friendly 18-25-year-old Filipina, or a sweet sexy senorita, or a cheap cute goo, uh...Chinese cutie (or two...or a few) who is eager and willing to do her womanly duties, for men, as God intended? Some US citizens are sweet, but most of them are spoiled and can not or will not compete in the local, much less global, economy; because Barack and Moochelle have become their dumb daddy and mommy.