Dickinson County authorities ask for help in finding arsonist

The fires include: n Nov. 19, when four to six hay bales were set on fire on Vane Road north of Kansas Highway 4; n Nov.

[Johnny]

Note to sheriff: Plot the arson points on a map. The first fire is more likely to be near where the arsonist lives, so he could watch the fire or get even with a neighbor. We had a case like this in Phoenix. The arsonist's first target was a new home that was blocking his view of the desert.

[Sheriff]

Note to Johnny: Wow! What insight! Why didn't I think of that!

[Depty]

Golly Sheriff, looks like we got a sharp one.... Haven't seen much desert here in Kansas.

[Johnny]

Depty wrote:

Golly Sheriff, looks like we got a sharp one.... Haven't seen much desert here in Kansas.

DUHHHH! The point is that arsonists usually start burning things down that are near their homes. Who are you two? Barney Fife 1 and Barney Fife 2? You're both so retarded, you wouldn't recognize an arsonist if he was holding a match next to a burning bale of hay!

[Citizen]

Johnny wrote:

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DUHHHH! The point is that arsonists usually start burning things down that are near their homes. Who are you two? Barney Fife 1 and Barney Fife 2? You're both so retarded, you wouldn't recognize an arsonist if he was holding a match next to a burning bale of hay!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Let me try one!

You're so retarded, you couldn't find water if you fell out of a boat!

[Johnny]

Citizen wrote:

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Let me try one!
You're so retarded, you couldn't find water if you fell out of a boat!

You didn't specify if the boat was parked in your backyard or at the lake. It's obvious that anyone falling out of a boat in your backyard won't find water. SO.."you're so retarded, you think you'll catch fish from the boat sitting in your own back yard!"
Your turn.

[Citizen]

Johnny wrote:

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You didn't specify if the boat was parked in your backyard or at the lake. It's obvious that anyone falling out of a boat in your backyard won't find water. SO.."you're so retarded, you think you'll catch fish from the boat sitting in your own back yard!"
Your turn.

What are you, 12 years old?...anyway, you are about as sharp as a marble!

[Johnny]

Citizen wrote:

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What are you, 12 years old?...anyway, you are about as sharp as a marble!

Not bad. How about this one...you wouldn't know a tack if you sat on it!

[Confused]

I thought this was to be comments regarding Dickinson County authorities seeking help in finding arsonist(s), not some juvenile battle of words between idiots. Stick to the theme!

[Citizen]

Confused wrote:

I thought this was to be comments regarding Dickinson County authorities seeking help in finding arsonist(s), not some juvenile battle of words between idiots. Stick to the theme!

I don't see any discussion of the topic in your post either. Stick to the theme!

.....and bite me!

[Johnny]

Confused wrote:

I thought this was to be comments regarding Dickinson County authorities seeking help in finding arsonist(s), not some juvenile battle of words between idiots. Stick to the theme!

Okay. Here's a profile of the probable arsonist. The sheriff should look for a teenage boy who smokes. He owns a cigarette lighter or pack of matches. The perp has a grudge against one or more of the farmers whose hay he burned down. He's a local teen who attends high school in the area. He lives in close proximity to the first few fires he set. Recommend farmers putting up their bales of hay near their houses for protection.

Now let's get back to the juvenile hijinx!

[Citizen]

Johnny wrote:

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Okay. Here's a profile of the probable arsonist. The sheriff should look for a teenage boy who smokes. He owns a cigarette lighter or pack of matches. The perp has a grudge against one or more of the farmers whose hay he burned down. He's a local teen who attends high school in the area. He lives in close proximity to the first few fires he set. Recommend farmers putting up their bales of hay near their houses for protection.
Now let's get back to the juvenile hijinx!

Yeah, put the bales near your house to protect them. Don't worry about your house burning, protect those bales!