“TAKIA AND TA TONKA”

Since: Aug 08

HAPPY TOGETHER!!!

#3901 Feb 6, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>You seem sexually orientated so If I love women does that make me a Lesbian ?
Yep......congratulations you's an official Lezbian.....lol!!!

“AKA Glinda”

Since: Sep 12

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#3902 Feb 6, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>Gotta be a bubble with a Dad door then or I would bust it. Sorry I need glasses but the online porn store doesn't sell them.
My bubble will always have a Dad door.:-)

I'm not asking which store.*zips lips*

Lol

“T.H.I.N.K. Before you Speak”

Since: Sep 08

With My Wife and Family

#3903 Feb 6, 2013
Lady -G- wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG! There was no disclaimer!! My RC was half-way to my mouth when I read this. Lmao!!
You are killing me. I can't reply due to laughing.
good.....a hearty laugh is good for the soul.

“T.H.I.N.K. Before you Speak”

Since: Sep 08

With My Wife and Family

#3904 Feb 6, 2013
....and emptying the bladder.

“AKA Glinda”

Since: Sep 12

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#3905 Feb 6, 2013
Mrs-Whitewater wrote:
<quoted text>
If I reworded what I wrote, my wife would be wondering why I am not calling her my wife.
In my mind, there truly is "none before- none after" so I always speak in the singular when speaking of the person who loves me
.....even though I burn her dinners, complain about making lunch, b*tch that I never get no help and then b*tch that she is helping,. See, she luuuuvvvvvsssss me.:)
Lol This reminds me of my son.

He sings "bitch, bitch, bitch" and "nag, nag, nag" to the tune of a motorcycle engine. Rev it up!!

You are right, there isn't anything better.:-)

“T.H.I.N.K. Before you Speak”

Since: Sep 08

With My Wife and Family

#3906 Feb 6, 2013
Lady -G- wrote:
<quoted text>
My bubble will always have a Dad door.:-)
I'm not asking which store.*zips lips*
Lol
I wouldn't zip my lips while I am around if I were you. Next thing you know the RC will be coming out your nose and you will be trying to blame it on me cracking some joke when you know it was you not allowing for sudden out bursts of laughter.

“AKA Glinda”

Since: Sep 12

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#3907 Feb 6, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
Severe Weather Alert
Blizzard Warning for Anchorage County was issued at February 06 at 3:57PM AKST
Hurry an shut the door an do we need to blow more bubbles to make this bubble stronger an well steaks we need steaks an taters an eggs an bread an milk geees we maybe snowed in for weeks. I'm skeeeered!
Lol Don't worry Dad, I'll take care of you!!

I have steak, taters and eggs. I'll send the munchkins to get bread and milk.

“AKA Glinda”

Since: Sep 12

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#3908 Feb 6, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
<quoted text>
See, I lost that.......sorry:(
No problem dear. I have a warped sense of humor and I'm easily amused.:-)

“AKA Glinda”

Since: Sep 12

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#3909 Feb 6, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
<quoted text>
At least I provided a disclaimer on my joke......lol!!!
Yes you did!! Thank you.

I really don't know how much more I can laugh. My dogs think I've lost it now. Lilly cocked her head sideways like "What's wrong with you woman?" Lol

“AKA Glinda”

Since: Sep 12

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#3910 Feb 6, 2013
Mrs-Whitewater wrote:
<quoted text>
I wouldn't zip my lips while I am around if I were you. Next thing you know the RC will be coming out your nose and you will be trying to blame it on me cracking some joke when you know it was you not allowing for sudden out bursts of laughter.
Oh, now she warns me!! Lol

*unzips lips*

*sits RC on desk*

“TAKIA AND TA TONKA”

Since: Aug 08

HAPPY TOGETHER!!!

#3911 Feb 6, 2013
Lady -G- wrote:
<quoted text>
No problem dear. I have a warped sense of humor and I'm easily amused.:-)
My minds just warped at the moment:(

“AKA Glinda”

Since: Sep 12

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#3912 Feb 6, 2013
Boot Scootin' Boogie-Brooks & Dunn

“AKA Glinda”

Since: Sep 12

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#3913 Feb 6, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
<quoted text>
My minds just warped at the moment:(
I can't say that around my kids. They say "what mind?" Lol

Since: Feb 11

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#3914 Feb 6, 2013
Lady -G- wrote:
Boot Scootin' Boogie-Brooks & Dunn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =d05tQrhNMkAXX
Booty scoouting boogy . Ever time from now on when you hear it you will see your dog dragging its butt on your rug or in the grass . LMAO LMAO

“T.H.I.N.K. Before you Speak”

Since: Sep 08

With My Wife and Family

#3915 Feb 6, 2013
Lady -G- wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes you did!! Thank you.
I really don't know how much more I can laugh. My dogs think I've lost it now. Lilly cocked her head sideways like "What's wrong with you woman?" Lol
I know just what you mean. We get into the typing and what we are reading so much that the next thing you know, you're talking out loud, laughing and moving around.

And is what we read really all that funny or did it just hit us right at the time? When the dog jumps up in your chair, reads your posts and gives you a "What's wrong with you woman?" when you return with a fresh RC, you just have to wonder. right.

Since: Feb 11

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#3916 Feb 6, 2013
Lady -G- wrote:
<quoted text>
I can't say that around my kids. They say "what mind?" Lol
I take all the kids an grankids out 2 times a month to eat . They make me be 10 mins early so the Italian rest witress can kiss an love me up an then wipe the RED lipstick off my colar and at the chinese rest they dont c me its cause the owners wife says cum kit now u cuk chop chop .

“T.H.I.N.K. Before you Speak”

Since: Sep 08

With My Wife and Family

#3917 Feb 6, 2013
It is times like these that make the conversation come alive for me. I talk a lot with my hands and I am very animated when I tell a story.

I love to make people laugh......with me, around me, at me.....it's all good.....their the ones rolling around with wet-wet pants.

“T.H.I.N.K. Before you Speak”

Since: Sep 08

With My Wife and Family

#3918 Feb 6, 2013
Speaking of having a drink on the desk, have you ever seen a person who talks a lot with their hands type?

I can't tell you how many glasses of pepsi I sent flying before I changed to the bottle.

Since: Feb 11

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#3919 Feb 6, 2013
Mrs-Whitewater wrote:
<quoted text>
I know just what you mean. We get into the typing and what we are reading so much that the next thing you know, you're talking out loud, laughing and moving around.
And is what we read really all that funny or did it just hit us right at the time? When the dog jumps up in your chair, reads your posts and gives you a "What's wrong with you woman?" when you return with a fresh RC, you just have to wonder. right.
I talk type so whomever is close knows what I type an when I lmao they come running to c what I just read .or is it RED ?

“AKA Glinda”

Since: Sep 12

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#3920 Feb 6, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>Booty scoouting boogy. Ever time from now on when you hear it you will see your dog dragging its butt on your rug or in the grass. LMAO LMAO
Lmao!! Oh, but no. I'm trying to prevent that.

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