Did Guru croak or stroke out

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District 1 an a 2 and a 3

Los Angeles, CA

#1 Aug 25, 2013
Just scrolled down the first page of comments and La guru's name is nowhere to be found.
Way to go Hawaii.!!!!!!!!!
Scottsdale AZ PhoenixAZZ

Kailua Kona, HI

#2 Aug 26, 2013
I think he moved into yourAZZ.
Try check.
District 1

Honolulu, HI

#3 Aug 26, 2013
See Francine like i said my cousin likes to talk the talk but continues to hide in the closet. One would think this forum would free him.
District 1

Kailua Kona, HI

#4 Aug 26, 2013
Must be kinda crowded in there with both of you.
District 1 an a 2 and a 3

Los Angeles, CA

#5 Aug 26, 2013
Since Obama hired me as his golf pro I don't have time to waste. So did La guru swallow his tongue or did the HIV bandit finally rob him of his life. He will never be missed...switch to fade.
Stumpy

United States

#6 Aug 26, 2013
Sadly, Guru was vigorously stroking himself to the edge of orgasm, when his cerebrovascular system experienced an anyeurism leading a massive stroke ... when he croaked. His gay porn collection has been inherited by his butt-buddy Joe Balls.
mad hatter

Honolulu, HI

#7 Aug 26, 2013
I will try to intercept. Joe Balls has the mailbox that looks like a tractor and is covered with food stamp stickers.
Dikkstreet one

Honolulu, HI

#8 Aug 26, 2013
Stumpy wrote:
Sadly, Guru was vigorously stroking himself to the edge of orgasm, when his cerebrovascular system experienced an anyeurism leading a massive stroke ... when he croaked. His gay porn collection has been inherited by his butt-buddy Joe Balls.
Guess who's picture he had in his hand while stroking his 1 inch dikk when he stroked out? "Obama's". He couldn't fulfill his mission(dikk spitt launch) with a picture of JBalls with sores all over his body. Wondered why he doesn't have a picture of AI dressed up in a sun dress? Same thing right they are all racist Republican fruitcakes?
District 1

Kailua Kona, HI

#9 Aug 26, 2013
Voyeur?
Harry

Honolulu, HI

#11 Aug 27, 2013
Guru has always been a "master [de]bater" in my humble opinion. May he rest in piss.
District 1 an a 2 and a 3

Los Angeles, CA

#12 Aug 27, 2013
Is there actual proof that the "rich boy guru" (hahaha) that was even born at all. Let alone in Canda. I believe Laguru as we g have known him has croacked.
The current laguru sounds much weaker.
Stumpy

Honolulu, HI

#13 Aug 27, 2013
Must be boring sitting in a dingy room 24/7 posting on hundreds of different cities forum as a India Indian Guru. Once a month(against his md advice) he will bust out a pic of Obama,JB, or AI in a sun dress and go to town like there is no tomorrow.You could say a JERK jerking off but this could be very dangerous for his vascular system since it is tied into that little one incher. You can help someone if they will help themselves first,but in his case who cares.
Joe Balls

Honolulu, HI

#14 Aug 28, 2013
Harry wrote:
Guru has always been a "master [de]bater" in my humble opinion. May he rest in piss.
Fck u Harry u piss pot - you pushed Guru over the edge. Why did you keep harassing Guru and myself? Trying to insert yourself in our personal life was bad enough, but broadcasting it on this forum was the last straw.
Harry

Honolulu, HI

#15 Aug 28, 2013
Joe Balls wrote:
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Fck u Harry u piss pot - you pushed Guru over the edge. Why did you keep harassing Guru and myself? Trying to insert yourself in our personal life was bad enough, but broadcasting it on this forum was the last straw.
I neva kill Gugu? His autopsy showed he had a major blockage of his penis canal leading from his oversized(enlarged) scrotum which when he tried to yank his willy led to a massive stroke in his vascular system leading his 1 inch dikk Hey Joe maybe you were the one to help kill Gugu. Long distance sukking of his azz could result from the very same death. It starts with many plaque eruption on your skin known as sores because the poison in your system have no where to go. Why are you going to miss the little chronic LA posting mtfcking azzhole
Guru

Los Angeles, CA

#16 Aug 28, 2013
Yes i croaked what of it but i didn't die. It only takes having half a brain to function on this forum with your halfbrained morons.
District 1 an a 2 and a 3

Pico Rivera, CA

#17 Aug 28, 2013
So did La guru cough up a bloody lung or just earn "brownie nose" points for telling LOLO'S hubby that he tickled her wang dang doodles.p
Scottsdale AZ PhoenixAZZ

Kailua Kona, HI

#18 Aug 28, 2013
Sputum!

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#19 Aug 29, 2013
The nurse that's been coming to my home to look after my burn is about 35 years old and recently bought a home in Mililani. Like every new homeowner he wants to improve his home, so he's had the driveway done the way he wants it, built nice walls around the entire place, landscaped, etc. On Thursday he was here and told me they just found he has a huge malignant tumor on his kidney. First miserable people I thought of were the people on this forum that write that they want me dead. Watch, out, you silly Fuckwads, you never know when you're going either. You are here one second and the next, you're in a bag to be tagged. This poor sap is half my age and healthy. Now me, I'm resigned to the fact that I won't be around long, but you assholios think you are invulnerable, LOLOLOLOL.
District 1 an a 2 and a 3

Pico Rivera, CA

#20 Aug 29, 2013
But he's not 6 foot 2 with sh!t running thru his veins.
Wishing you were dead is the waste of a wish. Would be better just to have a Dead Poll and see who comes close to the date. Most of the people on here are younger, brighter and have more of a future ahead of joey.

Dirty joey deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

Since: May 11

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#21 Aug 29, 2013
You could start a poll, but how would you tell if you win? I won't be the first to go, we've got a few mutts on here just like Elderts and could go tonight. I know I'll piss on somebody here before I go.

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