How long does it take to become Haole?

How long does it take to become Haole?

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Haole wannabe

Honolulu, HI

#1 Feb 14, 2013
10 years? 20 years? Never?
Leeward LoLo

United States

#2 Feb 14, 2013
By injection or conception?
District 1

Kailua Kona, HI

#3 Feb 14, 2013
If you're Asian born in Cali, why digress?
Leeward LOLO

Honolulu, HI

#4 Feb 14, 2013
When you buy your first convertible and yell at your neighbor?
Leeward lolo

Phoenix, AZ

#5 Jun 4, 2013

Joe Balls

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#7 Jun 4, 2013
When crowing roosters actually bother you? When you don't like Pit Bulls?(Sorry Lolo) When you can't stand Hip-Hop blasting from broke-dick speakers in broke-dick Hondas? When you realize that Heinekin isn't the national drink? When you actually take your trash to the dumpster instead of dumping it on the side of the road? When you stop putting "in memory of" decals on the back window of your car? When you actually keep your car registration up to date? When you vote against a democrat? When you're not happy about your 13 year old having a baby so she can get welfare? When you don't allow your twelve year old daughter's boyfriend to move into your daughter's bedroom? When you don't think that dealing drugs is normal? When you recognize that four scoops of white rice with every meal isn't good for you? I could go on for days.
Leeward Lolo

Pearl City, HI

#8 Jun 4, 2013
Joe Balls wrote:
When crowing roosters actually bother you? When you don't like Pit Bulls?(Sorry Lolo) When you can't stand Hip-Hop blasting from broke-dick speakers in broke-dick Hondas? When you realize that Heinekin isn't the national drink? When you actually take your trash to the dumpster instead of dumping it on the side of the road? When you stop putting "in memory of" decals on the back window of your car? When you actually keep your car registration up to date? When you vote against a democrat? When you're not happy about your 13 year old having a baby so she can get welfare? When you don't allow your twelve year old daughter's boyfriend to move into your daughter's bedroom? When you don't think that dealing drugs is normal? When you recognize that four scoops of white rice with every meal isn't good for you? I could go on for days.
Oh JB, Topix deleted part of a sentence: "When you realize that you do not like pit bulls but cannot imagine life without several sharing your life," and enjoy the funny crowing roosters but chose pitbulls because of their big smiles.
(Sorry Mrs. JB, I understand your fears)
Leeward Lolo

Pearl City, HI

#9 Jun 4, 2013
Here's a big one: You never let oncoming traffic make a left ahead of you and NEVER stop to let a car pull out of a driveway in front of you.
If somebody lets you in you never acknowledge them.

Joe Balls

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#10 Jun 4, 2013
The only people I never give a break to are those damn BMW drivers.

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