Let's make fun of Hawaii
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Discreet 1

San Diego, CA

#44 Aug 9, 2013
Joe Balls wrote:
In Hawaii, you don't ride the train, the train rides you. Forever!
Hahaha! Inoue's and Mufi's train goes up yer tunnel, Honolulu!!
American Fido

Kaneohe, HI

#45 Aug 9, 2013
slurp! <licks nut sac>
Balls junkyard

Mililani, HI

#46 Aug 9, 2013
Joe Balls wrote:
If potholes were exportable we could sell them to Iraq. Their roads are better than ours.
If you give them back their pothole machine maybe we could make some progress on these potholes. Probably take a week to find it in that junk yard you call your yard. Do you have any pride at all?
Guru

United States

#47 Aug 28, 2014
American Fido wrote:
slurp! <licks nut sac>
Correctly stated.
District 1

Kihei, HI

#49 Sep 2, 2014
Discreet 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Hahaha! Inoue's and Mufi's train goes up yer tunnel, Honolulu!!
HEY, you sound like me, but with less class.
Instead of "up" I would have said into.
Joe Balls

Honolulu, HI

#50 Sep 2, 2014
Joe Balls wrote:
<quoted text>STFCK up azzhole we learned RACISM from you racist Haoles. Mahalo for that.
STFU poser, I can speak for myself, you fake Portagee wannabe.
Joe Balls

Honolulu, HI

#51 Sep 2, 2014
Balls junkyard wrote:
<quoted text>If you give them back their pothole machine maybe we could make some progress on these potholes. Probably take a week to find it in that junk yard you call your yard. Do you have any pride at all?


Glad you find it funny that YOUR government wasted hundreds of thousands of tax dollars on a beautiful and useful solution, then let it rust away, unused in a warehouse, just to please some lazy-assed highway workers. Give ME the machine and I'll fix roads with it. Let the Dumocraps keep it and it makes a nice flower pot. Do you know how much we pay per month to the guy that owns the warehouse that it sets in? Hint: One of the good ol boy Japanese, an insider, owns the warehouse. He's been getting paid for years with taxpayers' money and no end in sight. SUCKER!
Joe Balls

Honolulu, HI

#52 Sep 2, 2014
Oh , I forgot to mention the more than $200,000 per year we pay to fix peoples damaged cars. Filing a claim is a real confusing hassle, but those in the know do it all the time. But lets go to the beach and smoke some dope, eh? Let some other guy come up with the money.

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