LA Guru was the Result of Monkey Love
JRB

Los Angeles, CA

#22 Dec 27, 2013
My mother was a monkey and my day was a chimp. That's why my nickname is Chimpy the Realtor.
Guru licks all balls

Mililani, HI

#23 Dec 28, 2013
It sukks to be born with no BALLS of my own. How would you like it if you had a thing but not nutsacks? This is why when I saw Joes last name BALLS I fell immediately in love with him. He makes me feel complete, although he is a criminal and does illegal entitlement scams which is down right sickening but his having the BALLS I need overrides his failures. I hope he does not go to federal prison for stealing FS or his threats to assassinate Obama. Oh puleeeze lord help my buddy escape federal lockup. He is one of the few that believe I am a Real Estate mogul with 10,000 rentals.
Joe Balls

Honolulu, HI

#24 Jan 10, 2014
JRB wrote:
I know for a fact that guru was not a result of monkey love cause I met his mammy. Come to think of it I never did see a picture of my daddy. I mean of his daddy.
Here is your picture of guru and son of guru.

Big Fat Red Butts

Canyon Country, CA

#25 Jan 10, 2014
LA balls licker

Mililani, HI

#26 Jan 11, 2014
Big Fat Red Butts wrote:
Real estate Guru my azz. More like a old futt with a childs brain. LA has some very strange fckrs.
his business_monkey love

Honolulu, HI

#27 Jan 23, 2014
Guru is in the business of monkey love.
mad hatter

Santa Ana, CA

#28 Jan 23, 2014
Could guru's monkey love be the reason why American_infidel hates the zoo. Is Ai a dead beat monkey dad?
George Foreman

Honolulu, HI

#29 Feb 5, 2014
JRB wrote:
I know for a fact that guru was not a result of monkey love cause I met his mammy. Come to think of it I never did see a picture of my daddy. I mean of his daddy.
So you are trying to tell me that Guru always dragged his knuckles when he waddled.
Oct 29 2013

San Jose, CA

#30 Feb 5, 2014
;-)
mad hatter

Honolulu, HI

#31 Feb 22, 2014
Alices sista braddas cuzz wrote:
<quoted text>That is where Joe BALLS comes in.
Guru comes to the island in a crate and is delivered to mate with other chimps at the zoo.
Francine

San Jose, CA

#32 Feb 22, 2014
mad hatter wrote:
<quoted text>
Guru comes to the island in a crate and is delivered to mate with other chimps at the zoo.
Guru took a shit and you came out! You dumb azz, eat me!!!
JRB

Los Angeles, CA

#33 Feb 22, 2014
Francine wrote:
<quoted text>
Guru took a shit and you came out! You dumb azz, eat me!!!
I'll eat you, you little Cali byotch.
Guru da knuckle dragger

Mililani, HI

#34 Feb 23, 2014
I know of no ape that would be so sexual depraved to mate with the knuckle dragging Guru.
Bruno

Honolulu, HI

#35 Mar 7, 2014
Guru da knuckle dragger wrote:
I know of no ape that would be so sexual depraved to mate with the knuckle dragging Guru.
A horny ape would lower himself but would double bag guru's head before putting the wood in him.
Francine

Mililani, HI

#36 Mar 7, 2014
Francine wrote:
<quoted text>
Guru took a shit and you came out! You dumb azz, eat me!!!
Da way to San Jose is up your hauna okole you pukeface ponk.

“Trump fixing Obama's mess”

Since: Mar 09

& Making America Great Again!

#37 Mar 7, 2014
The thread title should read "Moochelle was the result of MONKEY love"

hahahaha
Ai has mother issues

Honolulu, HI

#38 Mar 7, 2014
American_Infidel wrote:
The thread title should read "Moochelle was the result of MONKEY love"
hahahaha
You're always the first to degrade women.

“Trump fixing Obama's mess”

Since: Mar 09

& Making America Great Again!

#39 Mar 7, 2014
Ai has mother issues wrote:
<quoted text>You're always the first to degrade women.
Only the stupid, fat, ugly, stink, liberal ones.

heeeheeehaha
AI hateful gay man

Mililani, HI

#40 Mar 7, 2014
American_Infidel wrote:
<quoted text>
Only the stupid, fat, ugly, stink, liberal ones.
heeeheeehaha
Ohhhhhh pulezzzzeeeee Infidel everyone on this forum knows you hate women because your jealous of their female genitals. Mahu's like you are always crying and whining because you were born in the wrong body. What else can you do anyway but pizz and moan like a little fairy?
Alice

Mililani, HI

#41 Mar 7, 2014
American_Infidel wrote:
The thread title should read "Moochelle was the result of MONKEY love"
hahahaha
How awfully embarrassing to show your gay jealousy of Michelle Obama. We know you wish to be first lady but get it thru your zizzy mind you cannot be first lady because you born a wimpy gay male.

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