LA Guru was the Result of Monkey Love

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leeward lolo

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Oct 29, 2013
 
He told me this while drunk on vino. He drinks out of the bottle like a common street drunk.
leeward lolo

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Oct 29, 2013
 
That is why guru has no birth certificate.
JRB loves me

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#3
Oct 29, 2013
 
Davey Jones provided the sperm. Guru tried to steal it for himself.
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Oct 29, 2013
 
JRB loves me wrote:
Davey Jones provided the sperm. Guru tried to steal it for himself.
Guess what? The surrogate daddy of the Acne Isles is related to the first slave in America.

http://blogs.ancestry.com/cm/2012/10/08/obama...
JrB loves me

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Oct 29, 2013
 
leeward lolo wrote:
That is why guru has no birth certificate.
JrB and me like to watch football players tight shorts. Hut one is all JrB needs to hear.
JRB

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Oct 29, 2013
 
JrB loves me wrote:
<quoted text> JrB and me like to watch football players tight shorts. Hut one is all JrB needs to hear.
You wish phag. I'm into watching your sista play volleyball at the Blaisdell.
JRB

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Oct 29, 2013
 
JRB wrote:
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You wish phag. I'm into watching your sista play volleyball at the Blaisdell.
Whew! Got a bit flustered there. Ok I'll try again.

I'm into watching your daughters play volleyball in their short shorts at the Stan Sheriff Center.
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Oct 29, 2013
 
JRB wrote:
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Whew! Got a bit flustered there. Ok I'll try again.
I'm into watching your daughters play volleyball in their short shorts at the Stan Sheriff Center.
You mean you are into watching our young men play volleyball. Posting against SSM yet LA has the most queers, pedophiles, and sexusl perverts in the nation.
JRB

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Oct 30, 2013
 
JRB wrote:
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Whew! Got a bit flustered there. Ok I'll try again.
I'm into watching your daughters play volleyball in their short shorts at the Stan Sheriff Center.
No donkey, I said sista..leave the kids alone. Besides, get out of the teachers' lounge and get to work on the cafeteria floors.
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Oct 30, 2013
 
Big dog wrote:
<quoted text>You mean you are into watching our young men play volleyball. Posting against SSM yet LA has the most queers, pedophiles, and sexusl perverts in the nation.
Only an old bugger would call them "our young men."
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Oct 30, 2013
 
JrB loves me wrote:
<quoted text> JrB and me like to watch football players tight shorts. Hut one is all JrB needs to hear.
When do you hike da ball? After he removes his fingga from your azz? Right?
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Oct 30, 2013
 
JRB wrote:
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Only an old bugger would call them "our young men."
Using the word BUGGA means your a fa@@ot! FA@@OT.
lol

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Nov 1, 2013
 
you fkingass flaming pha@@ots all need to be exterminated.
Stan da Man

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Nov 1, 2013
 
lol wrote:
you fkingass flaming pha@@ots all need to be exterminated.
LA is known for all kinds of strange queers like you Guru. From superstars to ordinary fairies like you they have it all.
JRB

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Nov 20, 2013
 
I know for a fact that guru was not a result of monkey love cause I met his mammy. Come to think of it I never did see a picture of my daddy. I mean of his daddy.
Joe Balls licks squids

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Nov 20, 2013
 
Guru does have huge ruby red lips so I think we should ask for a DNA test. We must keep out all snakes and human monkeys.
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Nov 20, 2013
 
JRB wrote:
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You wish phag. I'm into watching your sista play volleyball at the Blaisdell.
You want to be a wahine is why you like girls volleyball. Guru your a gayfukker.
Guru and Black folks

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Nov 20, 2013
 
Joe Balls licks squids wrote:
Guru does have huge ruby red lips so I think we should ask for a DNA test. We must keep out all snakes and human monkeys.
You have to go to Africa and dig to find out where Guru comes from. Those RUBY RED LIPS are deep purple in his mammas photos. Daddy was a homeless big white hunter who always had a woody for black folks. Notice how Guru is so horni for Obama?
LOL at OUR Three Stooges

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Dec 19, 2013
 
Guru and Black folks wrote:
<quoted text>You have to go to Africa and dig to find out where Guru comes from. Those RUBY RED LIPS are deep purple in his mammas photos. Daddy was a homeless big white hunter who always had a woody for black folks. Notice how Guru is so horni for Obama?
Guru you a defect monkey cause you were born with out Balls. hee hee hee
Alices sista braddas cuzz

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Dec 19, 2013
 
LOL at OUR Three Stooges wrote:
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Guru you a defect monkey cause you were born with out Balls. hee hee hee
That is where Joe BALLS comes in.

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