Honaker Rednecks and there gay oversi...

Honaker Rednecks and there gay oversized trucks

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Laughing at Rednecks

Dayton, VA

#1 Aug 11, 2011
first off id like to say i moved to honaker, and the complaints up north of how stupid rednecks are isnt true. ive come to love rednecks because they are the ugliest, unclean, unsanitary, most dumbass people on earth, and THEY MAKE U LAUGH JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM....take for instance there trucks...they take them, jack them up 10 feet in the air, put tires on them the size of a tractor tire, and the best of all, THOSE RETARDED LOOKING STACK PIPES....not 2 mention they fight "my trucks better than yours" and its funny cuz they must have small dicks and there ugly ass retarded stack pipe trucks are an extention of there penis's lol
god

Bristol, VA

#2 Aug 11, 2011
glad you enjoy us so much. i saw you on e bay looking for some big tires for your self. i see everything..
Laughing at Rednecks

Dayton, VA

#3 Aug 11, 2011
haha god yea right...god isnt a redneck at all, in fact he is the one who put rednecks here so we could all have a good laugh
billy maze

Roanoke, VA

#4 Aug 12, 2011
ATTENTION: now available for the public. for all you small limp redneck boys with big ole trucks. we now offer cummins, duramax and powerstroke stamped penis extensions. because when you got a massive c**k, you wont feel the need to drive over sized pickups. WARNING: penis extensions only come in white and john deere green, they are not intended for actual use and are designed only for pant bulge and personal courage. coming soon beef jerky and wintergreen flavored tooth paste. now a dental product that true rednecks will actually use ;)
Honaker Crew

United States

#5 Aug 12, 2011
Sounds to me like some people are a little bit jealous because "us rednecks" know how to have fun and actually have a lot of friends =). You know, we actually get along with everyone pretty good, and if you gave half of the people you just judged a chance, then maybe you would learn what a good time really is! Oh, and at least we don't hold our heads so high that we have to run under the nearest shelter when it rains for fear of drowning. But it's whatever. Us rednecks will continue to party and have fun and you will continue to make lame jokes, but who ends up with the better end of the deal? That's right, the Honaker crew ;) Go drink a beer and loosten up, you stuck up pricks.
god

Bristol, VA

#6 Aug 12, 2011
billy maze wrote:
ATTENTION: now available for the public. for all you small limp redneck boys with big ole trucks. we now offer cummins, duramax and powerstroke stamped penis extensions. because when you got a massive c**k, you wont feel the need to drive over sized pickups. WARNING: penis extensions only come in white and john deere green, they are not intended for actual use and are designed only for pant bulge and personal courage. coming soon beef jerky and wintergreen flavored tooth paste. now a dental product that true rednecks will actually use ;)
very funnie.. looks asif some people need to learn to laugh and not take everything to heart..
Boondock Boy

Richlands, VA

#7 Aug 12, 2011
hey, Country boys know how to live. i might be from NC but, i was raised in Honaker back in the sticks! learned to live and had fun doin it. Tru Country Boys live on! Fight for everything! live free!
wife of a redneck

United States

#8 Aug 12, 2011
Laughing at rednecks, go back to where you came from!! My husband is probably one of the biggest rednecks around and his d**k is more than average. I had a cityslicker once and that was enough for me. I would take a redneck over a cityslicker any day!!!!
Laughing at rednecks

Penn Laird, VA

#9 Aug 12, 2011
rednecks vs. NORMAL PEOPLE

a redneck wouldnt survive in a fight with a black belt muay thia fighter like myself, they would want to brawl and get there ass kicked.

2- if the honaker crew is the group of gentlement that are at valero every night, with those whores that have pussies that are gapped more than the grand canyon, then you guys should be ashamed, although you do give the REAL WORLD something to laugh at.

3- keep workin in the coal mines while i have a 6 year degree and make 400,000 a year, you guys still give me something and everybody else in THE REAL WORLD something and someone to laugh at haha
Honaker Crew

United States

#10 Aug 12, 2011
Rednecks vs. STUCK UP PRICKS
1. We have more friends, so that means more people to back us up in a fight.(Not that any of us would need it). City people have been getting their a$$es kicked by Southerners for decades now because we know how to fight and defend ourselves.
2. You are probably just talking sh!t about the gentlemen at DOUBLE QUIK because you started developing at a young age and gave it up early in life, now YOUR pussy is gapped more than the grand canyon and you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror and see what a WHORE YOU are.
3. If it wasn't for the the coal miners, farmers, hunters, fishers, pipeline crews, waterline crews, and all the other "redneck" descriptions, how would your dumb ass survive? What the fu@k would you be eating? Drinking? How would you drive your car with no fuel? The list goes on an on.
4. I hope to see you behind one of our trucks one day, we will show you what the big exhausts and stacks are for ;) We will not hesitate to smoke your a$$ really good and see how you like "us rednecks" then.
5. If you can't stand to look at us, see our trucks, listen to us, or smell us (which is probably just your skank whore pussy that you're smelling) Then go back to where you came from, we don't want you here anyway.
Like I said, go drink a beer and get off your high horse, because you're not better than any of us.
Laughing at rednecks

Penn Laird, VA

#12 Aug 12, 2011
Honaker Crew wrote:
Rednecks vs. STUCK UP PRICKS
1. We have more friends, so that means more people to back us up in a fight.(Not that any of us would need it). City people have been getting their a$$es kicked by Southerners for decades now because we know how to fight and defend ourselves.
2. You are probably just talking sh!t about the gentlemen at DOUBLE QUIK because you started developing at a young age and gave it up early in life, now YOUR pussy is gapped more than the grand canyon and you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror and see what a WHORE YOU are.
3. If it wasn't for the the coal miners, farmers, hunters, fishers, pipeline crews, waterline crews, and all the other "redneck" descriptions, how would your dumb ass survive? What the fu@k would you be eating? Drinking? How would you drive your car with no fuel? The list goes on an on.
4. I hope to see you behind one of our trucks one day, we will show you what the big exhausts and stacks are for ;) We will not hesitate to smoke your a$$ really good and see how you like "us rednecks" then.
5. If you can't stand to look at us, see our trucks, listen to us, or smell us (which is probably just your skank whore pussy that you're smelling) Then go back to where you came from, we don't want you here anyway.
Like I said, go drink a beer and get off your high horse, because you're not better than any of us.
and of course you will need your friends to back you up in a fight because your all to much of cowards to fight fair lol, you have to have your friends fight for you
funny

Roanoke, VA

#13 Aug 12, 2011
Laughing at rednecks wrote:
rednecks vs. NORMAL PEOPLE
a redneck wouldnt survive in a fight with a black belt muay thia fighter like myself, they would want to brawl and get there ass kicked.
2- if the honaker crew is the group of gentlement that are at valero every night, with those whores that have pussies that are gapped more than the grand canyon, then you guys should be ashamed, although you do give the REAL WORLD something to laugh at.
3- keep workin in the coal mines while i have a 6 year degree and make 400,000 a year, you guys still give me something and everybody else in THE REAL WORLD something and someone to laugh at haha
to not live around here you know an awful lot about ppl around here.. nothin wrong with coal miners.. they probly work more in 1 night than you ever have.
soggy bottom boy

United States

#14 Aug 12, 2011
Laughing at rednecks wrote:
<quoted text>and of course you will need your friends to back you up in a fight because your all to much of cowards to fight fair lol, you have to have your friends fight for you
Speaking of fighting, if you went to college for six years, how did you find the time to get a black belt in kickboxing?
Do you think it will do any good, against a ballbat cuz they won't hesitate to use one on your educated a--
BTW, I drive a jacked up truck to keep my d--k out of the dirt...;-)
tank

Roanoke, VA

#15 Aug 12, 2011
Laughing at rednecks wrote:
<quoted text>
and of course you will need your friends to back you up in a fight because your all to much of cowards to fight fair lol, you have to have your friends fight for you
well since u thank we need so much back up..... and ur sooooooooo tuuufffff than put ur real name on here as i did... and let us all know who u really r... that is unless ur tooo scared that us red necks will find u.... and yes im one of those ho sit at double quick... and if ur such a bad ass than why dnt u have the balls to come say this shit to our faces... stop by one time.. one time at double quick and see what u git... but ur to afraid to...
coal miner and redneck

Roanoke, VA

#16 Aug 12, 2011
dude i work in the coal mines and live in honaker and i set at double quick too and all this people are my friends ur talkin about and if u make more than 400,000 dollars a year u wouldn't be livin in a small town like honaker soo please help urself to come on down to double quick tonite, and u would piss ur pants if u had to work in a coal mine, and id like to see what u drive, and atleast i pay for my lifted diesel, and my daddy didn't give it to me
HAHAHA

Lebanon, VA

#17 Aug 12, 2011
Yankies SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

I have been up North a few times in my life....... not because I wanted too but because I had too........ & one thing I learned from my visits is that all people from the North is STUCK UP PRICKS!!!!!!!! They think they are better then everyone else. They are rude & cant be nice to someone if their life depended on it.

And guess what buddy........ you just proved my statement by getting on a stupid website such as Topix & talking bad about people from Honaker.

WE KNOW HOW TO WORK, WE KNOW HOW TO PLAY, YEAH WE ARE FROM THE COUNTRY & WE LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!!!!!! & if you dont like how we do things in the South, then go back to where ever it is you came from!!!!!!!!!
tank

Radford, VA

#18 Aug 12, 2011
HAHAHA wrote:
Yankies SUCK!!!!!!!!!!
I have been up North a few times in my life....... not because I wanted too but because I had too........ & one thing I learned from my visits is that all people from the North is STUCK UP PRICKS!!!!!!!! They think they are better then everyone else. They are rude & cant be nice to someone if their life depended on it.
And guess what buddy........ you just proved my statement by getting on a stupid website such as Topix & talking bad about people from Honaker.
WE KNOW HOW TO WORK, WE KNOW HOW TO PLAY, YEAH WE ARE FROM THE COUNTRY & WE LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!!!!!! & if you dont like how we do things in the South, then go back to where ever it is you came from!!!!!!!!!
HELL YEA!!!!
haha-bluh

Lebanon, VA

#19 Aug 13, 2011
city slickers..what the hell are you doing in the d*mn backwoods..if u didnt have ur daddy to wipe ur f*uckin as* you wouldnt know what the hell to do back here..and if you went to college and got a d*mn degree in whatever then atleast you would know how to spell..its honaker rednecks and THEIR not there..lmao..u dumbas*..u talk it and we live it..ur just jealous..better recognize what u see..and theres nothing finer than a coleminer baby..as for u..girls take one look and run-run-run..u look like a d*mn penguin in that city-slicker suit..u will never b like a redneck..so stop getting on here talkin sh*t just cuz u want them to share their secrets of how its done..cuz u could never pull it off hun..u will never look as good covered in mud..cow sh*t..horse sh*t..and ur pretty little convertable will never look good jacked up..so go set in ur whitey tighties and jack to porn..look at ur mom and go knock them cobwebs out..cuz thats the only pus*y ur ever gonna get..ya know..bein a city slicker and all..go back to wherever it is that u came from..nobody wants u around here..
Gary Harris

Harrisonburg, VA

#20 Aug 15, 2011
There rednecks its my real name and i used to live in Honaker, i moved to Orlando at 8 until i was 28, yes i went to college for 6 years, and just so u dumbass uneducated/ 2 dumb 4 college so they went to the coal mines/ idiot rednecks understand...ive been in martial arts since i was 9 so yes i have a black belt. and i didnt have to buy my vehicles (yes all 3 of them). and yes always like a redneck 2 have to use a wheapon to fight and not there bare retarded brawling fists. i hope u all know i reported you double quick people to the police for soliciting drugs and underage drinking, distribution and distribution to minors (and 4 you retards distribution means to give) so have fun when you all get busted
HAHAHA

Lebanon, VA

#21 Aug 15, 2011
Gary Harris wrote:
There rednecks its my real name and i used to live in Honaker, i moved to Orlando at 8 until i was 28, yes i went to college for 6 years, and just so u dumbass uneducated/ 2 dumb 4 college so they went to the coal mines/ idiot rednecks understand...ive been in martial arts since i was 9 so yes i have a black belt. and i didnt have to buy my vehicles (yes all 3 of them). and yes always like a redneck 2 have to use a wheapon to fight and not there bare retarded brawling fists. i hope u all know i reported you double quick people to the police for soliciting drugs and underage drinking, distribution and distribution to minors (and 4 you retards distribution means to give) so have fun when you all get busted
For your information, to become a Coal Miner........ you have to take classes at the College....... & you have to pass those classes. WOW!!!! I would think someone with a 6 year College degree would know that.

I'll tell you what you need to do......... you need to stop acting like a "know-it-all" because it's clear that you do not know a thing.

And let me tell you something about the Coal Mines........ it takes a REAL MAN to do the job that those boys do. People die in the mines!!!!!! It's a very dangerous job & those boys risk their lives everyday just to provide for their families.

And let me tell you something else...... Coal Miners are the reason you have your precious electricity!!!!!!! If you have such a problem with these redneck coal miners around here....... then stop paying your power bill every mouth & sit in the dark.

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