...or at least a solariumNow if the "real" Costanza has 2 horses named "Snoopy" and "Prickly Pete", then he may have a case
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#45 Oct 16, 2007
#46 Oct 16, 2007
Has the "real" Costanza ever done a report on risk management?
Has he ever slept with the cleaning woman at his office?
Does he eat marble rye?
Has he ever been locked in an airplane bathroom with a serial killer?
Does he like his sheets untucked when staying at a hotel?
Has he ever had a meaningful coversation with George Wendt or Corbin Bernsen?
and most importantly.......
Does he pretend to be an architect?
If the answers are no, then he has no case!
Since: Dec 06
Displaced Long Islander
#47 Oct 16, 2007
Is the "real" George Costanza's name Art Vandelay?
#49 Oct 16, 2007
I've read all these comments. I appreciate all the comments. I think when you do interviews or ask for publicity you don't have any control over the content.
There is a lot of interesting things in the book.
Also it was very agonizingt to have to tell the other side of my relationship with Jerry. I knew writing it that there was no way for me to look good doing it. Jerry is a beloved icon and no one has been a bigger cheer leader for him than me.
I was Jerry's biggst fan and loved him before he became famous. If some of you ever do read the book you may realize at least that I was left little choice but to stand up for myself, refute Larry David's lies and set the record strait.
Not saying anything would have made me a loser.
I'm a very good husband, father, friend and Realtor. I'm involvrd in the autistic community, the food pantry at my local church and have a great life. I ask anyone to read my book before you judge me.
#51 Oct 17, 2007
Own a big puffy gore-tex winter coat,
Have your Moe Ginsburg suit stolen by a hooker after she handcuffed you to the bed,
Fill in parking cars on Jerry's block,
Order a stinky baldness cure from China,
Push just a little too much to get bread with your soup,
Paint your timberland boots black (you know, the ones that give you an extra few inches),
Send (and receive)risque photos to the large black man that develops your film,
Try to get caught, by your parents, sleeping with your cousin in Jerry's van,
Have the "Summer of Mike"
Have your toupee thrown out of Jerry's window by "The Real Elaine"
Get attacked by The Van Buren Boys because you threw the wrong gang sign,
Hold the high score on Frogger for over a decade, and if so, did you hire Slippery Pete to remove the game from the pizza parlor that was going out of business, and if you did, during the move was the game hit by a truck,
This is too much fun...
Seriously Mike, after reading all of these posts do you realize how ridiculous you sound? If not let me know, I can go on and on....
#53 Oct 26, 2007
GIVE IT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
#54 Oct 26, 2007
Awwwwww !!..... Are poor Little Mikey's feelings hurt ???
They should be ---- with Mikey trying to make a buck by WRITING about someone else's accomplishments !!
Why doesn't he write a book about HIS OWN accomplishments ----- and see how many bucks THAT brings in.
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