Review: Kappler's Bar

[Annie]

Great place. Very friendly and GREAT prices.

[Leelee]

Looks like an old man bar to me

[mike]

Looked like I hot young lady behind the bar to me on Monday night

[JOEY]

THIS BAR SUCKS!!! IT ATTRACTS ALL THE TRASHIEST PEOPLE IN PATCHOGUE. THE BEER ON TAP IS FLAT, THE BATHROOMS ARE DISGUSTING AND IF YOU GO THERE YOU WILL GET THE OVERWHELMING FEELING THAT YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. THERE ARE MANY MANY ALTERNATIVES IN PATCHOGUE SUCH AS THE HARBOR CRAB, BRICK HOUSE, PUBLIC HOUSE 49, PARABELL, BOBBIQUES. THIS BAR IS FOR STREET WANDERERS AND CONVICTED FELONS.

[DWW]

I've never been there but it looks like a freaking flophouse...

[bob]

it appears that these people did'nt get a buy back,

[bob]

it appears that these people did'nt get a buy back

[johnny]

Cheap booze and cheaper women, my kind of place

[Cricket]

Great drinks and great prices, not watered down like the rest of Patchogues bars. Super clean.

[Cricket]

Wow there are so many alteratives in Patchogue like harbor crap, pubic hair,parasites, Outhouse, just to mention a few. If you like over priced watered down drinks,or Georgi poured in a Stoli bottle...oh yes!!! and crappy service with sleezy bartender and plenty of drugs than all of the above is just your thing big guy,(juicehead)
I'll stick with Kapplers a Taven that makes a good drink for a great price. With no @!#hole on the side.

[The Paisan]

So, "Cricket" from "Coram" likes Kapplers.......That figures.

lol!!!!

[OidiotO]

There's always the sage in blue point, brick house is terrible now, too crowded and everyone is either 60 or looks like they're from the jersey shore, and too much cocaine all over the place. All the other bars over there are for the illegals.

[OidiotO]

You could always go to penny lane in mastic LMFAO!

[Bohemia Rules]

OidiotO wrote:

You could always go to penny lane in mastic LMFAO!

You can't even go to a Pharmacy in Mastic!!!! Forget a bar!!!!

[meeee]

this bar is under new ownership... great people and good times

[OidiotO]

Did the new people get rid of the spit buckets?

[meeee]

OidiotO wrote:

Did the new people get rid of the spit buckets?

THE WHAT THE HELL U TALKIN ABOUT?

[King Obama]

You joke about Mastic, but even that dump is nicer than the hell which is Patchogue.

At least Mastic has the ocean! Patchogue is the only place in america where property values decline as you get closer to the water.

The place is hell, the people there are devils. Any of these bars are like a high school reunion, for anyone too pathetic to have left this place.

The immigrants are finally bringing some culture to these white trash scum, and they aren't happy about it.

[OidiotO]

meeee wrote:

<quoted text>THE WHAT THE HELL U TALKIN ABOUT?

They had Home Depot buckets around the bar so people could spit. Not kidding.