sharting your pants
hugh jaquff

Bellmore, NY

#1 Jan 17, 2014
Today I was in the supermarket. While online at the deli counter the gentleman asked me if I would like a slice of the cheese he was slicing for me. Oh yes I would..... So while waiting for another 10 minutes for the rest of my deli order to be finished I felt a little rumble in the stomach. So I let a little something out. It was crowded there was no way they were going to know it was me. So I'm walking through the cereal aisle and think I'm going let another one go. Boy was I wrong. I straight up shit my pants. I didn't know what to do. I'll tell you what I did. I went into the store's bathroom, removed my shitty underwear and brought them outside and put them on the cereal shelf. That'll teach them to charge five dollars for a box of cereal. How's that for shitty!
Evan Politico

Bronx, NY

#2 Jan 18, 2014
hugh jaquff wrote:
Today I was in the supermarket. While online at the deli counter the gentleman asked me if I would like a slice of the cheese he was slicing for me. Oh yes I would..... So while waiting for another 10 minutes for the rest of my deli order to be finished I felt a little rumble in the stomach. So I let a little something out. It was crowded there was no way they were going to know it was me. So I'm walking through the cereal aisle and think I'm going let another one go. Boy was I wrong. I straight up shit my pants. I didn't know what to do. I'll tell you what I did. I went into the store's bathroom, removed my shitty underwear and brought them outside and put them on the cereal shelf. That'll teach them to charge five dollars for a box of cereal. How's that for shitty!


Those were your shortz? I took them to sniff and lick. YO! I luv the taste of your shit, it haz a hint of cheeze from that slice you ate. The best I eva tasted. YO!
patchogue resident

Bellmore, NY

#3 Jan 18, 2014
Evan I saw those on the shelf......those were probably left and meant to be for the store to find. Now they're not going to know that five dollars for a box of cereal is a bunch of shit.

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