Man Presents Video He Says Proves Aliens Exist

" A Colorado man who wants to get an extraterrestrial affairs committee in Denver showed a video on Friday which he says proves aliens really do exist.

[unconcerned]

Ok.. And how do we know its really an alien and not some child he put an mask on..

[biker]

Looks like Jason is alive and on the hunt for new victims again. Would this be "Jason XI The New Beginning."

[Bingo]

Ha! That's my old lady's butt up against the window. She's a bit of a show-off ya know. And this peeper filed it? The camera will never be the same...

[Ron Jeremy]

Bingo wrote:

Ha! That's my old lady's butt up against the window. She's a bit of a show-off ya know. And this peeper filed it? The camera will never be the same...

so, Pooerlady aka cooper.... is your wife?

[Steve]

biker wrote:

Looks like Jason is alive and on the hunt for new victims again. Would this be "Jason XI The New Beginning."

I bet you don't wear a helmet either. Jesus doesn't like ugly but he forgives all who mock him. And yes Jesus had died, ascending into hell, and rose to sit beside the father on the third day! We were really be as arragant as "biker" to think we are the only humanoids in a galaxy as big as this. If we are then why such a big galaxy? Exolain that "biker"

[and]

Bingo wrote:

Ha! That's my old lady's butt up against the window. She's a bit of a show-off ya know. And this peeper filed it? The camera will never be the same...

whats your wife doing in nebraska pushing her buttcheeks up against someones window?

[mean_old_man]

Tell me what this guy is on. I don't want ANY of it, whatever it is...

[Sunshine]

But, he IS an American citizen, and he DOES have the right to try and prove his point. If he is proven wrong - so be it! If he is proven right, then we have to accept that fact.

[Get_Over_It]

biker wrote:

Looks like Jason is alive and on the hunt for new victims again. Would this be "Jason XI The New Beginning."

No, "The New Beginning" came out in the 80s. This would be more like the "Newest Newer New Beginning Rerevisited".
Part 3

[Get_Over_It]

Steve wrote:

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I bet you don't wear a helmet either. Jesus doesn't like ugly but he forgives all who mock him. And yes Jesus had died, ascending into hell, and rose to sit beside the father on the third day! We were really be as arragant as "biker" to think we are the only humanoids in a galaxy as big as this. If we are then why such a big galaxy? Exolain that "biker"

Hey Brainiac, he said JASON, Not JESUS. You know, JASON from the movie of Friday the 13th? Good god man, learn to read at some point.

[bernard yon]

the us government is covering up the issue,sweeping it under the rug so the citzens of this country won't be alarm or worried.

[God Squad Member]

Someone saw the wheel again. If he would have looked closer h would have seen it was made in China.

[bernard yon]

Sunshine wrote:

But, he IS an American citizen, and he DOES have the right to try and prove his point. If he is proven wrong - so be it! If he is proven right, then we have to accept that fact.

tru dat,"amen"

[Puff]

Steve wrote:

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I bet you don't wear a helmet either. Jesus doesn't like ugly but he forgives all who mock him. And yes Jesus had died, ascending into hell, and rose to sit beside the father on the third day! We were really be as arragant as "biker" to think we are the only humanoids in a galaxy as big as this. If we are then why such a big galaxy? Exolain that "biker"

How is Biker "mocking Jesus"? He never said anything about "Jesus". He never said we were the "only humanoids" in the galaxy. In fact, there is more than one galaxy, anyway. The Universe is probably never ending. We're just a "speck" on the outer ring of the Milky Way. As humans, our imagination is so limited by the possibilities of something bigger, we can't wrap our minds around it. Jesus may only be the equivalent of a department store manager at Wal-Mart.

Then again, all there may be is nothingness. It won't matter, we won't be around, anyway. That could be the blessing.

[Ed in Columbia]

It's for real.

[The Real Lori]

Crap. Now they know where I live. I have been all over this universe and NOW they land here. I am so sick of being chased, I have made this planet home. Guess I better go pack. 8^/

This is the FUNNIEST thing I have read in a long time! ROFL

[White Supremacist]

I dislike aliens as much as dirty mexicans and africans

[biker]

Steve wrote:

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I bet you don't wear a helmet either. Jesus doesn't like ugly but he forgives all who mock him. And yes Jesus had died, ascending into hell, and rose to sit beside the father on the third day! We were really be as arragant as "biker" to think we are the only humanoids in a galaxy as big as this. If we are then why such a big galaxy? Exolain that "biker"

You need to lay off of the drugs. They have fried your brain. I love Jesus and I would never mock him. I have no idea how you came up with such an assumption besides yu being totally screwed up on drugs.

[Jack Black]

Mystery solved....It is AL Gore.

[well]

looks like a dog?