Swingers bring their convention to Hollywood

[Zman]

Wow If you want to talk matches made in heaven... Here is a pair for you. One is a closet case phoney moralist whose hobbies include master baiting on the beach by himself Then there is a "Delightful" Transgendered phony moralist who likes a big peen (seems her/his big peened boyfriend took his fishing pole to another lake to fish leaving her/him to play on the internet all day).Her/his hobbies include using big words like "FRAUD" and "GENERIC" (even though she/he is not really sure of their definitions) and wearing womens clothes in private.The two of them met on the internet and have been smitten ever since. So Vanna tell us what this lovely couple has won?

[Vanna]

Zman wrote:

Wow If you want to talk matches made in heaven... Here is a pair for you. One is a closet case phoney moralist whose hobbies include master baiting on the beach by himself Then there is a "Delightful" Transgendered phony moralist who likes a big peen (seems her/his big peened boyfriend took his fishing pole to another lake to fish leaving her/him to play on the internet all day).Her/his hobbies include using big words like "FRAUD" and "GENERIC" (even though she/he is not really sure of their definitions) and wearing womens clothes in private.The two of them met on the internet and have been smitten ever since. So Vanna tell us what this lovely couple has won?

They have won a years supply of stones to cast, a case of KY, the Webster's American Dictionary, an inflatable companion, a shopping spree at J C Penny's, 2 nights in the bridal suite at Motel 6, a guest spot on "Queer eye for the straight guy" and a chance to comeback tommorrow and compete on our show again.The will be attempting to appear on the Tournament of Chumps show later in the year. Congratulations to our whiners er winners

[Jim Gilmore]

The Hollywood City Council has decided to put some new funboards in each hotel & motel room starting in September ....

www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

[Delightful_girl]

Zman, your split personality routine is getting old. At least have the courage to muster up a profile instead of posting uder 12 different IDs. Bozo.

[hmmmm]

Gods warrior wrote:

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Sinner?? LMAO, I am an Atheist and my moniker came from my days in the Army from a couple of Christian pals as a play on my lack of belief, but anyway, thanks for playing.
FWIW, we need another strong mayor like Naugle to clean out this cesspool Broward is becoming.!
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I can see where you have the comprehension problem. it is very hard to imagine teenagers having sex on the beach when clearly they go there alone to jackoff.
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Agreed. ;)

terribly sorry i didn't know your whole history, but i do now. you should change that moniker though, people use it as a clue to your standpoint. i happen to be an athiest myself, cheers.

oh, and that really made you "LMAO"? if so, i should get you a "mama's family" dvd.

[Zman]

Delightful_girl wrote:

Zman, your split personality routine is getting old. At least have the courage to muster up a profile instead of posting uder 12 different IDs. Bozo.

Would you rate that as a generic comeback? "Uder" 12 ids? that is uderly ridiculous but who cares what you think? I must not be the only one who finds you pathetic yet amusing. But your routine is even older.Well I be out so have fun rambling to yourself and your "friend". I'd wish for you to have a nice life...but your kind usually find that impossible. Peace out

[Delightful_girl]

Zman wrote:

<quoted text>Would you rate that as a generic comeback? "Uder" 12 ids? that is uderly ridiculous but who cares what you think? I must not be the only one who finds you pathetic yet amusing. But your routine is even older.Well I be out so have fun rambling to yourself and your "friend". I'd wish for you to have a nice life...but your kind usually find that impossible. Peace out

Funny how people pick up on a typo and run with it when they have nothing else to say. Well, have fun reinventing yourself over and over and over all over the place like some retarded incognito superhero of the internet. Whatever turns you on, douche.

[Its all about the chops]

"lizbeth wrote:
I'm wondering why this made the papers...
To all of those who object so strenuously, get over yourselves. No one is going to come steal your husband/wife ... "

Steal my wife?
Hell, I was afraid they were going to bring her back.

[CaliGal]

Gods warrior wrote:

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You discuss one woman giving two men handjobs on the beach with little children? Please stay in California.

No you idiot! Did I say that?!? OR do I need to speak to you like I would a child? Perhaps then you'd understand where I was coming from.

I'll be in your area later this month... Wanna get together!

JERK!

[Loves life]

Maybe when they get to Hollywood, they'll burn up in all the fires over there.

[Gods warrior]

hmmmm wrote:

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terribly sorry i didn't know your whole history, but i do now. you should change that moniker though, people use it as a clue to your standpoint. i happen to be an athiest myself, cheers.
oh, and that really made you "LMAO"? if so, i should get you a "mama's family" dvd.

I thought I had insulted every single Christian on topix at least twice already. I haven't had to explain that in quite a while. I will have to put the 'Fundamental Atheist' headline back under my name.

[CaliGal]

Loves life wrote:

Maybe when they get to Hollywood, they'll burn up in all the fires over there.

There are no fires in Hollywood, CA.(Someone's a little lost in their geography.)

[Its all about the chops]

They were at the nude beach at Haulover.

The most popular man was the guy who was carrying two cups of coffee and six donuts.

The most pospular women was the one who could eat that last donut.

[joey]

Strs are Horrible wrote:

Ugh. You straight people sure are disgusting.

agreed!! Dont knock what you havent tried...and would love to know where all the swiingers with herpes are. stop playing with yourself,Get a life Check out a class club and the lifestyle may be what you are missing unless you are too hard to look at......

[Ron Jeremy]

Watch out for those stuck together bedsheets from spurts of white root oil.

[Mike]

Been to these swinger club hook-ups. When the "upper to middle class" professionals take off their clothes, anyone can see these people haven't done much exercising in years. Glenn's right: they're not very attractive without their expensive clothes.
And it does seem like many of the wives think their husband's performance is a disappointment. Part of the reason for that may be that some of the women married men who were way too old for them. But there are also the women that one man can't satisfy. Those women should've been ho's.
Then there are the women (and men) who think they're missing something.
Still, it's cheap sex.