South Florida casinos give away cars to lure gamblers and keep ...

[Sexy Stan Yens]

Yeah Sure OK wrote:

<quoted text>They do have free drinks in the higher end slot areas.

I bet the bank that Adam the Macho Gay Lifeguard has a "high end slot".

[Can you get any stupider]

Let me see now, a new car that lists at $22,000 or $10,000 cash plus $2500 casino play money...hmmmmm? Hello! Lets assume you unload the car, CHEAP, at $17,000,$5,000 below list, and you pay the tax of $1,700, that would still leave you with $15,300. Why would anyone take the $10,000 plus $2500 casino play??? Am I missing something here?

[Deerfield Beach]

Can you get any stupider wrote:

Let me see now, a new car that lists at $22,000 or $10,000 cash plus $2500 casino play money...hmmmmm? Hello! Lets assume you unload the car, CHEAP, at $17,000,$5,000 below list, and you pay the tax of $1,700, that would still leave you with $15,300. Why would anyone take the $10,000 plus $2500 casino play??? Am I missing something here?

Yes, they think the 2,500 in casino money is free. Ugh.

[DelightfulGirl]

You know what they say, "Gambling and the lotto are nothing more than a tax on the poor and the stupid."

[DelightfulGirl]

ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:

I AM GIVING AWAY SEX TO ALL MOTHERS TOMORROW AT MY STAND FROM 0800-1700 HOURS. THIS IS A ONE TIME DEAL. KIDS GET YOUR MOMS WAY FROM YOUR DAD AND BRING THEM DOWN TO 12TH STREET. SINCE IT IS MOTHER'S DAY, I SHALL INVITE THEM INTO MY STAND (AKA THE LUST SHED), HAVE A COCKTAIL OR TWO, GIVE THEM A 5 MINUTE MASSAGE, AND GIVE THEM A RIDE ON THE BALONEY PONY. IT IS LIKE A "E" TICKET RIDE. NOW ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS LINE UP OUTSIDE THE STAND. LAST YEAR, MANY MOTHERS CAMPED OUT FROMN SATURDAY NIGHT ON. THIS YEAR, MBPD IS SETTING UP A COMMAND POST ON 13TH STREET FOR CROWD CONTROL.
I AM STD FREE SINCE NOVEMBER. EXPERIENCE HEAVEN ON EARTH LADIES....AND BRING YOUR MOMS TOO. I HAVE A 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL....BECOME ONE OF "MACHO'S NACHOS" BY DAYS END.
IT'S NO GAMBLE. LEAVE YOUR OLD MAN BEHIND, AND SEE THIS MACHO LORD'S BEHIND.

hahahaha..."Macho's Nachos." OMG, too funny.

[TCB]

The Broward casinos are so much fun. Seniors and out of work dummies with nothing to do, throwing away what little money they have. The track casinos will be out of business by the end of the year. Once The Hard Rock gets the table games, they will get all the heavy gamblers. Except the ones with no cars.

[mjk]

you pay the taxes on $22,000 when you only pocketed $15,300.....
Take the cash, buy a $7000 car and pocket the rest.

Can you get any stupider wrote:

Let me see now, a new car that lists at $22,000 or $10,000 cash plus $2500 casino play money...hmmmmm? Hello! Lets assume you unload the car, CHEAP, at $17,000,$5,000 below list, and you pay the tax of $1,700, that would still leave you with $15,300. Why would anyone take the $10,000 plus $2500 casino play??? Am I missing something here?

[American White woman]

Low paying jobs and they work you to death!!