Give $$$ To Rapin Akin

“Enthusiastic Tea Party Patriot”

Since: Jun 11

Branson, MO

#1 Aug 21, 2012
Pore ole Todd Akin. Our esteemed and illustrious congressman who is a member of the Science Committee made a miner error in his understanding of human reproductive processes! Now shoot, even I know the differnce between a legitimate rape and a regular old tussle, but Im pretty sure you kin get pregnant from either one. Now Todd might've just missed that day in health class on account of they was teachin evolution in science class that day, or he was busy marchin about in front of the post office in a wolly ben Franklin suit and tri-corner hat. However he has LEARNT his lesson and and now needs our support. Heck Even Pete Kinder has agreed to match ever dollar he gives for lapdances to Akin's campaign. Please send your money to Todd Akin right away and pray with me for his swift and glorious victory over that lady senator Clare McCaskill, amen.

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