Inbred Nuts

Charleston, WV

#123 Apr 1, 2012
For Cereal wrote:
Just wondering if anybody in the area have seen Man Bear Pig.I seen him lastnight.It was scary, I was huffing gas out of a tank of somebodies car when he walked past me. All the details I can give is he looks the same size as bigfoot. He is half man half bear and half pig. DO NOT APPROCH HIM.He is dangerous after he walked by me he must have heard me and turned around.He grabbed me and asked for about $3.50.I gave it to him cause I was scared but now he hangs outside my house wanting $3.50 all I have is a buck 2.98 now and he is pissed.So be warned DO NOT APPROCH HIM OR GIVE HIM $3.50.Take up arms and keep your eye out for the Man Bear Pig Im cereal....
Geee whiz...what the heck is wrong with you? Are you going to rear your rugrats this way? Man Bear Pig should have swallowed you right up instead of asking for $3.50.
Jimbo

Sutton, WV

#124 Apr 1, 2012
Hell yea thats how we do it around here.My 3 yr old goes M.B.P hunting all the time.She has shot at 2 with her 30.30.She usually dont get as drunk as I do and I make her drive the truck home.I already have 3 d.u.i's can't afford another. She is only on her second.Use to have my brothers, uncles,sister son drive. He shot a Manbearpig once,than we found out it was just a policeman on a motorcycle. He will get out of jail before he starts school next year.Don't know why he going back to school, he hasn't passed the 5th grade in 6 years. He needs to worry about a job, so he can feed them 10 kids him and his sister had last year.Don't hate on are way of living, sorry we dont grow are youngens up to be fairies like where you come from....
rustle

Bryson City, NC

#125 Apr 2, 2012
Jimbo wrote:
<quoted text>Rustle you dont have to go some where.Stay and play with us. I know Manbearpig wants people to think he isnt real. Just do us a favor anytime you see something that just dont seem right. Check it out a little closer it might just be him.He likes to leave clues that he has been around. Marks his territory alot usually peeing on tires and wiping his arse on bed sheets hanging outside on the clothes line.If you see any of these signs please post.
Well, I have noticed in the days past when I starting postinf here, somebody has been wiping dirt-like stuff on my hanged bed sheets with the impression of a butt on it, my wife was super pissed at who or whatever had done this. I know I said that there is no such thing as a "ManBearPig" but I'm starting to have second thoughts.
Wanda Chokesondik

Sutton, WV

#126 Apr 2, 2012
Inbred Nuts wrote:
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Geee whiz...what the heck is wrong with you? Are you going to rear your rugrats this way? Man Bear Pig should have swallowed you right up instead of asking for $3.50.
Hey Inbred Nuts, I would be super pissed if my mom named me Inbred Nuts..or maybe that's your CB handle, anyway if I were you I wouldn't tell anyone my name was Inbred Nuts... that's just me, if your cool with it, than who am I to judge.
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Jimbo

Roanoke, VA

#128 Apr 7, 2012
People of Hinton we have another cereal problem.Since the Easter Bunny lost his license last year for d.u.i. He has M.B.P driving him around this Easter.They are up to no good. Just a few min ago I was outside when I seen a 92 iroc camero pull up.M.B.P got out and pissed on my tires and than he asked my dog if he problems with his poop sticking in his fur. My dog said No so M.B.P picked him up and used him to wipe his arse.When I went to shoot, Easter Bunny came out of nowhere and sucker punched me in the face.As i went to get up Bunny stood up out of the t-tops and started throwing colored eggs at me and my pinto.Kinda pissed me off he ruined my paint job. They don't make the color shyt brown any more,so Im going to have to repaint my entire car. think I will go with booger green this time.At least he left me a chocolate egg in my yard but it kinda taste a little shytty. I always thought chocolate easter eggs had peanut butter in the middle but mine had peanuts,corn and grass.W.T.F I just wanna say something to you Easter Bunny, I can take a joke and I know you like eating grass,but did you really have to take my bud and put fake grass back in my bag.Really Mr Bunny f*ckin Really. Just remember its Wabbit season at my house next year
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Easter Bunny

Sutton, WV

#130 Apr 8, 2012
Jimbo wrote:
People of Hinton we have another cereal problem.Since the Easter Bunny lost his license last year for d.u.i. He has M.B.P driving him around this Easter.They are up to no good. Just a few min ago I was outside when I seen a 92 iroc camero pull up.M.B.P got out and pissed on my tires and than he asked my dog if he problems with his poop sticking in his fur. My dog said No so M.B.P picked him up and used him to wipe his arse.When I went to shoot, Easter Bunny came out of nowhere and sucker punched me in the face.As i went to get up Bunny stood up out of the t-tops and started throwing colored eggs at me and my pinto.Kinda pissed me off he ruined my paint job. They don't make the color shyt brown any more,so Im going to have to repaint my entire car. think I will go with booger green this time.At least he left me a chocolate egg in my yard but it kinda taste a little shytty. I always thought chocolate easter eggs had peanut butter in the middle but mine had peanuts,corn and grass.W.T.F I just wanna say something to you Easter Bunny, I can take a joke and I know you like eating grass,but did you really have to take my bud and put fake grass back in my bag.Really Mr Bunny f*ckin Really. Just remember its Wabbit season at my house next year
Hey Jimbo...Kiss my furry a**. Who do you think your threatening?? I got your "Wabbit Season" I am not a chickensh*# like My ex-best friend MBP, I will eff you up. Yea I got your grass what ya going to do about it, call the cops? I will make your house my first stop next year and it will be Mr. Easter Bunny to you.
rustle

Bryson City, NC

#131 May 1, 2012
Hey guys, something else happened.

I was going to my truck to go to work today when I noticed a strange odor. I then looked down at my tires and they were wet, I then realized someone or something had peed on them and I also found a note that said "You don't think I'm real now". My wife was fixing to call the police, but I talked her out of it and I told her it was MANBEARPIG.

Level 2

Since: Apr 12

Dunbar, WV

#132 May 1, 2012
He gets restless this time of year.
Wanda

Bridgeport, WV

#133 May 3, 2012
rustle wrote:
Hey guys, something else happened.
I was going to my truck to go to work today when I noticed a strange odor. I then looked down at my tires and they were wet, I then realized someone or something had peed on them and I also found a note that said "You don't think I'm real now". My wife was fixing to call the police, but I talked her out of it and I told her it was MANBEARPIG.
Wow Rustle, you did the right thing by talking your wife out of calling the law. MBP would have cut your tires and wiped himself with clothes off the clothesline. You be careful down there, especially when you get that "beer fart" odor. Just 3 days ago we had a strange looking little dog show up here. It looks like your average everyday WV brown dog but it walks upright. I think it's only here to do re-con on the happenings around here. Don't trust anyone. Haven't heard from Al Gore so I hope he is ok. Good talking to you, and keep us updated. Personally I hope the SOB stays south for awhile, cause my dog is in heat. Thanks again.
Jimbo

United States

#134 Jun 13, 2012
OMFG I just seen MBP riding a grizzy across the river at the bluestone park. He is one crazy MF he asked for a beer and headed for the woods signing born in the backwoods raised by a bear, with two rows of teeth and a double coat of hair. I have the feeling he is up to no good. Everybody please lock up ur live stock. I feel a cereal raping is about to happen. Super cereal guys
Anna

Summersville, WV

#135 Jun 14, 2012
Don't tell the Guy on a Buffalo, that could get messy. lol I dreamed of Grizzly last night. For cereal, I did.

Jimbo

Roanoke, VA

#136 Mar 22, 2013
OMFG could it be for cereal. Just seen Manbearpig in the Jumping Branch Area. He was driving a Uhaul van think he is here to stay. Thank God Obama Bin Laden didn't take my AR 15...
Lollipop

Beckley, WV

#137 Mar 22, 2013
Now Jimbo, you know he only gets rowdy when he's been in the Baldwin sister's "recipe".
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lcw

Anonymous Proxy

#139 Mar 26, 2013
THIS IS A REAL SUPER CEREAL PROBLEM!!! LAST WEEK MBP ATTACKED ME OUTSIDE RIVERROCK! HE ASKED ME FOR ABOUT $3.50,WHEN I GAVE HIM THE $3.50 HE TRIED TO SCORE SOME WEED FROM ME. AFTER HE SCORED,HE WAITED FOR ME TO COME OUT AND ASKED FOR A RIDE TO SANDSTONE. I GAVE MBP A RIDE BUT WHEN WE GOT TO SANDSTONE HE WANTED TO SCORE SOMETHING BETTER,HE BORROWED MY PHONE AND CALLED HIS HOMEBOY AND HE CAME TO MEET US.THEN HE NEEDED US TO TAKE HIM TO MEADOW BRIDGE,HE ENDED UP CRASHIN AT MY HOUSE,WE DRANK A FEW BEERS,THEN MBP SLIPPED ME A MICKEY.WHEN I WOKE UP I FOUND A NOTE THAT READ SORRY HONEY I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MBP,AND I AM LEAVING YOU TO PERSUE MBP"S DREAMS OF BECOMING A WWE SUPERSTAR,MBP BORROWED ABOUT $3.50 FROM YOUR CHANGE CAN FOR CIGGARETTES!WE TOOK THE CAR AND THE KIDS AND THE CAT. IN CLOSING MBP IS THE KIDS REAL DADDY,HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT LIFE! P.S WE TOOK ALL THE MONEY FROM YOUR SAVINGS IT WAS ABOUT $350. 2 DAYS AGO I HEARD MBP WROTE A BAD CHECK FOR $3.50,FILLED UP MY CAR AND DROVE OFF WITHOUT PAYING FOR THE GAS AND IS CURRENTLY BEING SOUGHT FOR QUESTIONING FOR THE DRIVE OFF AND SEVERAL ARMED ROBBERIES!THE VICTIMS REPORTED THAT HE ONLY TOOK ABOUT $3.50,ONE ELDERLY MAN CLAIMED MBP PROPOSITIONED HIM FOR SEX BEHIND A GOMART DUMPSTER FOR $3.50. TAKE IT FROM ME STAY AWAY FROM MBP. HE IS VERY CUNNING, A VERY DANGEROUS INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS RUINED MY LIFE! MBP IS APROXIMENTLY 6-4, 270 POUNDS,HALF MAN,HALF BEAR,HALF PIG, I WOULD SAY HE IS CAUCASION,PINK AND BLACK BEAR!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE HE WILL TAKE YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE!!!! SIGNED, SCREWED OVER BY MBP
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Kelsey

East Amherst, NY

#141 Jun 8, 2013
AL GORE wrote:
<quoted text>No silly. Its half man, half bear, half pig.Its very dangerous!! Its MANBEARPIG!!!! Im cereal!!
if it is half man half pig half bear, there would be 150% of that. There's only 100. So the person was correct. It's 1/3 man 1/3 bear 1/3 pig.
Al Gore

Roanoke, VA

#142 Jun 10, 2013
Kelsey wrote:
<quoted text> if it is half man half pig half bear, there would be 150% of that. There's only 100. So the person was correct. It's 1/3 man 1/3 bear 1/3 pig.
No No your wrong, its half man, half bearpig. I took a pic of him walking down a dirt road ill try and download it on here...
MBP

Roanoke, VA

#143 Aug 10, 2013
lcw wrote:
THIS IS A REAL SUPER CEREAL PROBLEM!!! LAST WEEK MBP ATTACKED ME OUTSIDE RIVERROCK! HE ASKED ME FOR ABOUT $3.50,WHEN I GAVE HIM THE $3.50 HE TRIED TO SCORE SOME WEED FROM ME. AFTER HE SCORED,HE WAITED FOR ME TO COME OUT AND ASKED FOR A RIDE TO SANDSTONE. I GAVE MBP A RIDE BUT WHEN WE GOT TO SANDSTONE HE WANTED TO SCORE SOMETHING BETTER,HE BORROWED MY PHONE AND CALLED HIS HOMEBOY AND HE CAME TO MEET US.THEN HE NEEDED US TO TAKE HIM TO MEADOW BRIDGE,HE ENDED UP CRASHIN AT MY HOUSE,WE DRANK A FEW BEERS,THEN MBP SLIPPED ME A MICKEY.WHEN I WOKE UP I FOUND A NOTE THAT READ SORRY HONEY I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MBP,AND I AM LEAVING YOU TO PERSUE MBP"S DREAMS OF BECOMING A WWE SUPERSTAR,MBP BORROWED ABOUT $3.50 FROM YOUR CHANGE CAN FOR CIGGARETTES!WE TOOK THE CAR AND THE KIDS AND THE CAT. IN CLOSING MBP IS THE KIDS REAL DADDY,HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT LIFE! P.S WE TOOK ALL THE MONEY FROM YOUR SAVINGS IT WAS ABOUT $350. 2 DAYS AGO I HEARD MBP WROTE A BAD CHECK FOR $3.50,FILLED UP MY CAR AND DROVE OFF WITHOUT PAYING FOR THE GAS AND IS CURRENTLY BEING SOUGHT FOR QUESTIONING FOR THE DRIVE OFF AND SEVERAL ARMED ROBBERIES!THE VICTIMS REPORTED THAT HE ONLY TOOK ABOUT $3.50,ONE ELDERLY MAN CLAIMED MBP PROPOSITIONED HIM FOR SEX BEHIND A GOMART DUMPSTER FOR $3.50. TAKE IT FROM ME STAY AWAY FROM MBP. HE IS VERY CUNNING, A VERY DANGEROUS INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS RUINED MY LIFE! MBP IS APROXIMENTLY 6-4, 270 POUNDS,HALF MAN,HALF BEAR,HALF PIG, I WOULD SAY HE IS CAUCASION,PINK AND BLACK BEAR!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE HE WILL TAKE YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE!!!! SIGNED, SCREWED OVER BY IMBP
I stole your phone too. You are all wrong gosh %$#% I'm half man half bear and half pig!!!!!!!! It's not that hard people. BTW, can I get tree fitty?
Al Gore

Nelson, New Zealand

#144 Aug 14, 2013
kwenischguney wrote:
you mean 1/3 man 1/3 pig, etc..
"buck 2.98"? isn't that $3.98?
No! you fool manbearpig is half of each
patches

Oak Hill, WV

#145 Aug 19, 2013
I used to ride with man-bear-pig every day. Timmy bragg arrested man-bear-pig for failure to appear...what a
D**k... He is in Raleigh county now.
MBP

Roanoke, VA

#146 Aug 20, 2013
I'm out of jail and gave a hand job for tree fitty. I'M RICH BITCH!!!! MBP out.

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