Man Bear Pig Sightings

Man Bear Pig Sightings

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For Cereal

Snowshoe, WV

#1 Nov 12, 2011
Just wondering if anybody in the area have seen Man Bear Pig.I seen him lastnight.It was scary, I was huffing gas out of a tank of somebodies car when he walked past me. All the details I can give is he looks the same size as bigfoot. He is half man half bear and half pig. DO NOT APPROCH HIM.He is dangerous after he walked by me he must have heard me and turned around.He grabbed me and asked for about $3.50.I gave it to him cause I was scared but now he hangs outside my house wanting $3.50 all I have is a buck 2.98 now and he is pissed.So be warned DO NOT APPROCH HIM OR GIVE HIM $3.50.Take up arms and keep your eye out for the Man Bear Pig Im cereal....
kwenischguney

Marlinton, WV

#2 Nov 12, 2011
you mean 1/3 man 1/3 pig, etc..
"buck 2.98"? isn't that $3.98?
Anon

United States

#3 Nov 12, 2011
The $3.50 thing is the Loch Ness Monster, not Man-bear-pig.
AL GORE

Roanoke, VA

#4 Nov 12, 2011
kwenischguney wrote:
you mean 1/3 man 1/3 pig, etc..
"buck 2.98"? isn't that $3.98?
No silly. Its half man, half bear, half pig.Its very dangerous!! Its MANBEARPIG!!!! Im cereal!!
For Cereal

Snowshoe, WV

#5 Nov 12, 2011
you seen Nessy too? Don't give her $3.50 either!!And I think its half man and half bearpig but not for sure just stay away,and load your weapons. IM CEREAL!!!!
AL GORE

Roanoke, VA

#6 Nov 12, 2011
For Cereal wrote:
you seen Nessy too? Don't give her $3.50 either!!And I think its half man and half bearpig but not for sure just stay away,and load your weapons. IM CEREAL!!!!
NO. no. no. NO!! Its half man, half bear, half pig. Seen him ridin on Nessy in the lake just last week. Im really CEREAL!! I was at the pitts eating glue, and they swam by and give me the finger.
Crazy

Fincastle, VA

#7 Nov 12, 2011
I heard its name is Tom.
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Snowshoe, WV

#8 Nov 12, 2011
MR GORE..I need to know how you got rid of MBP from your area.I have confirmed that MBP maybe living in a cave next to Bluestone Park. I have yet to determine If there is a GBP thats Girl Bear Pig. But have intelligence that he maybe running with SASF. Thats the South African Staring Frog, I have no descprition for him cause the last person that looked at him woke up dead.Once again if you hear MBP RUN FOR COVER & DON'T GIVE IT ANOTHER DAMN $3.50 WOMAN!!!!
AL GORE

Roanoke, VA

#9 Nov 12, 2011
People of Hinton, this is a cereal problem. Stay inside! He is very rude. Just last week I was at krogers in the canned food isle and he walked by me and farted. Then he blammed me for it. If you see him please repost for the safty of others. Im really really CEREAL!!
AL GORE

Roanoke, VA

#10 Nov 12, 2011
OMG!!! not SASF too!!! This is very bad. Dont give that dam monster no 3.50. Say go get a job monster. He might just move on back to Imagination Land. MAY GOD BE WITH YOU!!
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Snowshoe, WV

#11 Nov 12, 2011
MR GORE, Im having a MBP meeting in Lil Billys backyard at 9 his mom has cookies. THIS HAS BECOME SUPER CEREAL!!!!
Anon

United States

#12 Nov 12, 2011
Only if there is pie will this be cereal. Will Life Size Antonio Banerez Love Doll be there too?
AL GORE

Roanoke, VA

#13 Nov 12, 2011
Anon wrote:
Only if there is pie will this be cereal. Will Life Size Antonio Banerez Love Doll be there too?
I dont know about the love doll. Anything could happen at this point. Ill have my peeps look into it. What kinda cookies does she have??? this is SUPER CEREAL!!!
For Cereal

Snowshoe, WV

#14 Nov 13, 2011
Mr.GORE and ANON You missed a great MBP meeting, We had cookies hot cocoa with the tiny marshmellows and pot pie. I didnt try the pot pie.Love Doll didnt make it but we did send Midge Conner to go get him out of MR. Slaves basement.I have yet to capture MBP but i have learned his weekness he is scared of Richers and spiders. If you see any richers stop them for help. You can spot a richer by his dark color hair.PEOPLE this is VERY CEREAL!!!WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!I have placed trail cams all around the park I will be posting new MBP pics on my facebook. SUPER CEREAL GUYS
JIMBO

Snowshoe, WV

#15 Nov 13, 2011
I have too seen MBP. I was hunting for bald eagle at the lake. I shot one from the tree and he must have heard me yell IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!MBP stole my kill and ran I do not think he is living in Bluestone it's more like Bellpoint. So the only thing left to do is take out the damn. We will lose alot of people doing this but he have to put a stop to MBP borrowing so much money now thats the cereal problem
kwenischguney

Marlinton, WV

#16 Nov 13, 2011
i catch you shooting an eagle and i'll bury your sorry ass in the lake with a cinderblock tied around your neck.
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JIMBO

Snowshoe, WV

#18 Nov 13, 2011
I got 4 that day after MBP stole my first. I had to shake the babies out of there nest.Don't be mad I made sure to yell IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US before they hit the ground.They are way better than turkey!!!!
AL GORE

Roanoke, VA

#19 Nov 13, 2011
kwenischguney wrote:
i catch you shooting an eagle and i'll bury your sorry ass in the lake with a cinderblock tied around your neck.
One other thing, this is not real!! there is no Man-bear-pig. You can relax. Sorry if this confused you. Its people like you that give us people from wv a bad name. Bet he sat up all night watchin for the MBP. lol. Did ya go out with your big spotlight looking for MBP. Opps, MBP Means; Man- Bear-Pig.
For Cereal

Snowshoe, WV

#20 Nov 13, 2011
COME ON GUYS!!Yall not taking this FOR CEREAL.You guys don't believe me do ya. MBP is known for killing at least 1 and half men every year...

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#21 Nov 13, 2011
JIMBO wrote:
I got 4 that day after MBP stole my first. I had to shake the babies out of there nest.Don't be mad I made sure to yell IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US before they hit the ground.They are way better than turkey!!!!
Ignorance, simply ignorance, doesn't you're yard need raked? You do realize that you confessed in type to a felony don't you?

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