Kids defecating in peoples yards

[Primer]

Did anyone else have trouble with children defecating in their yards during trick or treating? I had to scoop up a lot of piles after it was all over and a few of them was on my welcome mat.

[Cowboy]

Kids have become lazy and non-creative. 55 years ago (+- a few) kids (not me, mind you) used grocery sacks filled w/You know what (plus newspaper wads). The bags were placed on a porch, set afire and the doorbell rung. The resident -- a school teacher --, seeing the fire, stomped it out, to the delight of all. So, Primer, be grateful. Trick or Treat has become "Treat" only.

[Yea]

Just when I thought we has ran out of things to talk about...

[Primer]

One of the kids had a diarrhea and I had to clean that up with a garden hose. One of the main ones left at my door step with a really big turd. It was really dark colored which usually means blood from inside since its dark. Made me worry about that kid.

[Hello]

I'm glad that you're a turd expert. Hopefully the children that did this will see this post and seek immediate medical help.

[Pig Benis]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL mission accomplished

[turd]

Primer wrote:

One of the kids had a diarrhea and I had to clean that up with a garden hose. One of the main ones left at my door step with a really big turd. It was really dark colored which usually means blood from inside since its dark. Made me worry about that kid.

TURD INSPECTOR

[Primer]

I used to work at a hospital and have been around stool of the poop-a-cocky nature for many years. I once got a grant to study the cause and effect of corn particles being present almost every bowel movement even though the individual did not consume corn or any corn byproducts.

[yeahuh]

Stop feeding the troll and it will leave. At least we know what this troll likes to eat..

[Primer]

You mean people from Garrett actually have internet now?

[Grape]

LAME!!!

[Primer]

I agree it is lame that children would take up such crude and lewd activities such as they did at my place of residence.