willie nelson poem
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Clemmons, NC

#1 Dec 17, 2010
Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.
"I have outlived my p,,,er."
The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!:)
my opinion

Virgie, KY

#2 Dec 17, 2010
i used to have to put mine under the banister to keep from pissing in my eyes,
now i have to lay it over the banister too keep from pissing in my shoes

“Go Big Blue!”

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#3 Dec 17, 2010
ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Since: Aug 09

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#4 Dec 18, 2010
LOL...not right...
greatness

Casey, IL

#5 Dec 18, 2010
ole willie is this century's shakespeare....no doubt lmao
lol

Virgie, KY

#6 Jan 8, 2011
agreed, thats hilarious.

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