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The Nastiest Debate Of 2010 In 2:44 Evan McMorris-Santoro and Clayton Ashley October 18, 2010, 11:14AM Last night's Kentucky Senate debate was one of the most brutal of the year, hands down.

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Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#17615 Jul 18, 2013
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from God that we should be friends, and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
whitehair

Fort Thomas, KY

#17616 Jul 18, 2013
Communist China wrote:
<quoted text>Checked the Warning Label on your Meds? The side effects include moronic stupidity.
All it says is drink plenty of water. Better check your own because it is water--not burbon , dummy.
Communist China

Hemingway, SC

#17618 Jul 19, 2013
whitehair wrote:
<quoted text>What is "bourbon"?
All it says is drink plenty of water. Better check your own because it is water--not burbon , dummy.
What is "burbon"?

Buffoon.

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#17619 Jul 19, 2013
****BIG STEVIE was recently visited by his granddaughter and her family, from the wilds of Eastern Tennessee, up near the Kentucky border. They brought Big Stevie a cherished gift, that he is only lucky enough to get every few years. They brought him a quart Mason jar of some of the finest moonshine Big Stevie has ever tasted, so Big Stevie "tasted" it. Yep! Good stuff!! And, after about 4-5 short swallows, Big Stevie started feeling that familiar warm glow, along with a slight tingling, in the middle of Big Stevie's forehead, which has long been Nature's way of telling Big Stevie that he has had enough, for now.

This stuff is special, folks, and Big Stevie will hold on to it for as long as he can. See, this is "company stuff." Big Stevie will only get it out and share but one snort, with only the worthy. I think my granddaughter will be back for Thanksgiving, and they tell me that they will bring Big Stevie some more, and he can hardly wait!

Anyway, when I read this joke, it reminded Big Stevie of his newfound Mason jar full of some of the finest "good moonshine" he has ever tasted. It has been cut to around 130 proof, and goes down smooooooth! Big Stevie would NEVER insult it by mixing it with water, ice, or both! That would be sacrilege!!!

I thought I'd pass this along, and I hope you all like today's joke! That is all!****

Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfish one day when he spots a water moccasin slithering across the water with a toad in its mouth. Being a longtime fisherman, he knows the best bait for large catfish are toads. In a flash, Bubba grabs the snake from behind and carefully removes the toad from its mouth and puts the toad in his side bag. Fearing the angry snake would bite him, Bubba grabs his bottle of Daddy's moonshine, from his pocket, and carefully pours about an ounce down the snake's old gullet. Suddenly, the snake's eyes glaze over, and he very quickly goes limp. Then, Bubba carefully places the snake back in the water, and gives him a little push-off.

A few hours later, Bubba is just about to head back home, when he feels something tapping on the side of his boot. He looks down, and is amazed to see the same water moccasin, only this time he had a big grin on his face, and 2 frogs in his mouth!

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#17629 Jul 20, 2013
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darlin', how 'bout a goodnight kiss?"

Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"

"No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"NO, no. I just can't."

"Pleeeeease?..."

Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it but, for crying out loud, tell him to take his damned hand off the intercom button!"
Bell county

Chicago, IL

#17630 Jul 20, 2013
Go jimmy rose!
whitehair

Fort Thomas, KY

#17631 Jul 20, 2013
Good one ,Stevie!
whitehair

Fort Thomas, KY

#17632 Jul 20, 2013
Communist China wrote:
<quoted text>What is "burbon"?
Buffoon.
Sorry, but thanks for the spell check--mine isn`t working.You got the point however. It is what goes In the Mint Julep ,the 7/11, the hot toddy. You know, that which has muddled your brain.
Communist China

Hemingway, SC

#17637 Jul 21, 2013
whitehair wrote:
<quoted text>
Sorry, but thanks for the spell check--mine isn`t working.You got the point however. It is what goes In the Mint Julep ,the 7/11, the hot toddy. You know, that which has muddled your brain.
The Lobotomy your Mommy ordered has scrambled your little Nrain.
gleaner

Clarksville, TN

#17638 Jul 21, 2013
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Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#17642 Jul 21, 2013
whitehair wrote:
Good one ,Stevie!
Thank you so much, Whitey! I'm so happy I could bring you a chuckle, my friend, and I hope today's will give you a real "rib tickler," too! Have a wonderful day!
Fred

Denver, CO

#17644 Jul 21, 2013
I'm never going to understand why we all care so much

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#17645 Jul 22, 2013
WTF was in a bar, drinking all day long, as was his wont. After a few hours, he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for quite a while and, all of a sudden, he started yelling as loud as he could. So, the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.

"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers!"

"Ever' time Ah tries ta flush thet thar toilet, something keeps biting mah ol' balls!"

"Dummy, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"
whitehair

Fort Thomas, KY

#17647 Jul 22, 2013
Communist China wrote:
<quoted text>Then Big Stevie went ahead and mopped the Bathrooms.
Another good one! It is a shame some can not just get a smile and let it go. Each to his./her own.
Lilly

Clay, KY

#17654 Jul 23, 2013
Yep
Handler

Greensburg, KY

#17655 Jul 23, 2013
BIG_STEVIE wrote:
WTF was in a bar, drinking all day long, as was his wont. After a few hours, he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for quite a while and, all of a sudden, he started yelling as loud as he could. So, the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers!"
"Ever' time Ah tries ta flush thet thar toilet, something keeps biting mah ol' balls!"
"Dummy, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"
Is this your way of announcing to us that you sit down to pee?
whitehair

Fort Thomas, KY

#17657 Jul 23, 2013
Communist China wrote:
<quoted text>While you cleaned the Toilets with your tongue.
In the Navy it is called "the head"
Civilians call it the toilet.
You may do with it as you please, eating what it contains, if you wish.
whitehair

Fort Thomas, KY

#17659 Jul 23, 2013
Shame on both of us for stooping to be nasty. I could apologize , but you do this all the time. So---why bother?

The real news is the fact Ky`s unemployment has risen above 8%.!!Obama and his "kill coal" has struck a hard blow to the coal mines and coal miners.
whitehair

Fort Thomas, KY

#17661 Jul 23, 2013
Communist China wrote:
<quoted text>Good news!
You have failed Econ 101!
Communist China

Hemingway, SC

#17670 Jul 24, 2013
whitehair wrote:
<quoted text>
You have failed Econ 101!
You failed Reading 100.

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