I need this thing out of my arm!

I need this thing out of my arm!

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Pandaa

Fort Thomas, KY

#1 Jan 9, 2013
I have the implanon birth control and I absolutely hate it. It makes me crabby, I'm constantly sick, and I'm tired all the time! I no longer have insurance and I really need to have it removed and be put on something else. The health department won't remove it. If you know of a place that will, that won't cost me 300 dollars. Please, please, let me know. I want my normal life back. I'm a totally different person since I've been put on this.

Thank you guys.
Oh_my

Fort Thomas, KY

#2 Jan 10, 2013
I have the same thing and need to have it removed. It's bad news.
gingerbread man

Ft Mitchell, KY

#3 Jan 10, 2013
Oh_my wrote:
I have the same thing and need to have it removed. It's bad news.
If you ladies are having that tough a time,and have nowhere else to turn,I can give you a material list and a very precise set of instructions.Materials will cost around fifteen to twenty dollars unless you're factoring in black-market pain medication.The material list will contain the necessary supplies to sterilize tools and fight infection,as well as a list of the correct antibiotics to fight body infection just in case your prep work isn't up to par.These aren't as easily obtained as the rest of the material list,but far from impossible,(almost everyone has an unused portion in the medicine cabinet).You may not be able to do this if Norplant is in the arm that your most capable with,and if anyone helps you,they could be guilty of two or three felonies and about seventeen misdemeanors.Honestly,If I had a foreign object intruding my body,I would probably attempt to extract it with a chopping ax if necessary,so I understand your pleas.However,I also understand infection and the body pretty good,which gives me a strong advantage over you.Thing is though,you're only talking about three-hundred dollars.The sympathy card in this cold would probably be your best bet.A sign reading,"Need painful Norplant removed",(don't get carried away and try to write a book on your two-foot square piece of card-board),should easily obtain an easy five-hundred dollars in three to four-hours on the free-way exit.Good luck however it goes.
NURSE

Louisville, KY

#4 Jan 10, 2013
gingerbread man wrote:
<quoted text>If you ladies are having that tough a time,and have nowhere else to turn,I can give you a material list and a very precise set of instructions.Materials will cost around fifteen to twenty dollars unless you're factoring in black-market pain medication.The material list will contain the necessary supplies to sterilize tools and fight infection,as well as a list of the correct antibiotics to fight body infection just in case your prep work isn't up to par.These aren't as easily obtained as the rest of the material list,but far from impossible,(almost everyone has an unused portion in the medicine cabinet).You may not be able to do this if Norplant is in the arm that your most capable with,and if anyone helps you,they could be guilty of two or three felonies and about seventeen misdemeanors.Honestly,If I had a foreign object intruding my body,I would probably attempt to extract it with a chopping ax if necessary,so I understand your pleas.However,I also understand infection and the body pretty good,which gives me a strong advantage over you.Thing is though,you're only talking about three-hundred dollars.The sympathy card in this cold would probably be your best bet.A sign reading,"Need painful Norplant removed",(don't get carried away and try to write a book on your two-foot square piece of card-board),should easily obtain an easy five-hundred dollars in three to four-hours on the free-way exit.Good luck however it goes.
Please don't try to do this yourself,go to your regular Dr., and tell him what is going on.... my Aunt had to go to classes to get hers removed, and it did take awhile to get it done , but it was legal, and the chance of infection is much less.....so dig a little deeper,and it can be done.......
gingerbread man

Ft Mitchell, KY

#5 Jan 10, 2013
NURSE wrote:
<quoted text>Please don't try to do this yourself,go to your regular Dr., and tell him what is going on.... my Aunt had to go to classes to get hers removed, and it did take awhile to get it done , but it was legal, and the chance of infection is much less.....so dig a little deeper,and it can be done.......
I think you're getting a little too uptight for nothing,considering that it's very likely that anybody in their right mind would hold out for the three-hundred bucks.
gingerbread man

Ft Mitchell, KY

#6 Jan 10, 2013
NURSE wrote:
<quoted text>Please don't try to do this yourself,go to your regular Dr., and tell him what is going on.... my Aunt had to go to classes to get hers removed, and it did take awhile to get it done , but it was legal, and the chance of infection is much less.....so dig a little deeper,and it can be done.......
My bad.Where were the classes,and how much did they cost?
Oh_my

Fort Thomas, KY

#7 Jan 10, 2013
NURSE wrote:
<quoted text>Please don't try to do this yourself,go to your regular Dr., and tell him what is going on.... my Aunt had to go to classes to get hers removed, and it did take awhile to get it done , but it was legal, and the chance of infection is much less.....so dig a little deeper,and it can be done.......
Trust me, I'm not the desperate to get it out. It it trying to push itself out though. So if I don't get something done it'll get bad.
poopie

Bowling Green, KY

#8 Jan 10, 2013
Pandaa wrote:
I have the implanon birth control and I absolutely hate it. It makes me crabby, I'm constantly sick, and I'm tired all the time! I no longer have insurance and I really need to have it removed and be put on something else. The health department won't remove it. If you know of a place that will, that won't cost me 300 dollars. Please, please, let me know. I want my normal life back. I'm a totally different person since I've been put on this.
Thank you guys.
o u c h ... hope you find a way to get help.

Since: Dec 12

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#9 Jan 10, 2013
Why would you have to take classes to have it removed?
wow

Independence, KY

#10 Jan 10, 2013
O Gosh. That sounds awful. I haven't heard much about the implantations but I know the IUD is very bad and painful. So if you get this taken care of, and are looking for something different, I would stear clear of this too.
NURSE

Louisville, KY

#11 Jan 10, 2013
gingerbread man wrote:
<quoted text>My bad.Where were the classes,and how much did they cost?
Not sure where she went back at for the classes,but i do know there was only a co-pay...
Oh_my

Fort Thomas, KY

#12 Jan 10, 2013
wow wrote:
O Gosh. That sounds awful. I haven't heard much about the implantations but I know the IUD is very bad and painful. So if you get this taken care of, and are looking for something different, I would stear clear of this too.
I've had two friends get pregnant off that.
NURSE

Louisville, KY

#13 Jan 10, 2013
Honey Bee 1st wrote:
Why would you have to take classes to have it removed?
That is the very same thing she asked,never had to have classes to get them,but she was willing to do whatever it took to get it removed.....
jaded

Louisville, KY

#14 Jan 10, 2013
Call the Portland or taylorsville health clinic. It's based on income.
curious

Fort Thomas, KY

#15 Jan 10, 2013
the clinic at university hospital will remove it. they are income based.
Chilaxin

United States

#16 Jan 18, 2013
Park Duvall has a health clinic that is cheap....
ggg
#18 Jan 20, 2013
Pandaa wrote:
I have the implanon birth control and I absolutely hate it. It makes me crabby, I'm constantly sick, and I'm tired all the time! I no longer have insurance and I really need to have it removed and be put on something else. The health department won't remove it. If you know of a place that will, that won't cost me 300 dollars. Please, please, let me know. I want my normal life back. I'm a totally different person since I've been put on this.
Thank you guys.
i can help im a doctor
mel

United States

#19 Feb 1, 2013
You can either go to one of the health clinics, not departments or if you have low income you can get help from passport for some insurance like I am doing. Implanon is great for preventing pregnancy but it sucks and changes everything with My body alot of women complain about all Types of the same issues!!
laylanicolee

Phoenix, AZ

#20 Friday Jan 27
can a hospital remove the nexplonon?
Scotty Steiner

Union, KY

#21 Saturday Jan 28
You ladies shouldn't be having sex anyway if your not looking to have kids. That's what sex is for, procreation! Don't want kids- don't have sex-no implant needed.

This is another thing Mr Trump is going to straighten out real soon, returning women to their rightful place in American society.

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