OWNEDsville let's just reread your post ...quote<quoted text>
Dawg has always been a "server". He use to tell us how he would service guys out behind his favorite gay bar. He was nicknamed "Brokeback Dawg".
"I would offer you a tissue but I'm sure you keep a healthy supply on hand to wipe the Dawg jizz off your chin when you're done being Dawgs bottom bitch".
Yep OWNEDsville you're as straight as Marcus Bachmann