Bride takes tumble as she tries to take the plunge

Sep 23, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: USA Today

Despite bruises and a broken elbow, the Michigan bride said 'I do' to the man she fell head over heels for.

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Methusala

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Sep 24, 2013
 
This is what old people look forward to-bowel movements and falling down.

The nagging question is: Will this marriage ever be consummated?
KKK

Madison Heights, MI

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Sep 28, 2013
 
Methusala wrote:
This is what old people look forward to-bowel movements and falling down.
The nagging question is: Will this marriage ever be consummated?
While she's already on the ground, he should get between the Y and the the consummating bongo.
Methusala

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Oct 2, 2013
 
Three old men were sitting around and talking.

The 80-year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."

The 85-year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."

Then the 90-year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m.
Kilroy

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Oct 16, 2013
 
Funny
Meth

Beaver Dam, WI

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Oct 16, 2013
 
Methusala wrote:
Three old men were sitting around and talking.
The 80-year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."
The 85-year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."
Then the 90-year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m.
"KILROY WAS HERE"

The writing was on the wall.

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