I am on a boat

Saint Peters, MO

#1 Jul 4, 2012
So I am standing in line at Simpson's bait shop looking to buy some stink bait for fishing below Carlyle Dam when I look over and see this beautiful girl looking at me.

But when she smiles at me I notice her teeth are all chipped. I couldn't resist asking her how that happened. She said, "from my vibrator".

I said I would pray for her (and Dusty).

United States

#2 Jul 4, 2012
Get a life:) I'll be praying for your ignorance.
I have seen worse

United States

#3 Jul 5, 2012
Granite city-esque? If she is attractive, tell her not to drag her teeth.

Granite City, IL

#4 Jul 6, 2012
I pray she finds a good dentist to fix her tooth.

Edwardsville, IL

#5 Jul 21, 2012
Thats hillarious!

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