Which side of the Ike Skelton Bridge is better to live under?

Created by Homeless Philosopher on Mar 17, 2013

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Lafayette County side

Ray County side

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Homeless Philosopher

Denver, CO

#1 Mar 17, 2013
I'm moving back to Lexington this summer, and seeking shelter from the elements.
Reverend Jimmy Dee

Higginsville, MO

#3 Mar 17, 2013
Homeless Philosopher wrote:
I'm moving back to Lexington this summer, and seeking shelter from the elements.
Fart....
Homeless Philosopher

Denver, CO

#4 Mar 19, 2013
Bring your own marshmallows this July.
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Clinton, MO

#5 Mar 19, 2013
Homeless Philosopher wrote:
I'm moving back to Lexington this summer, and seeking shelter from the elements.
MAX WELLER....Why don't you try the very middle!!!!! No one cares and I feel sure no one is gonna let you stay there very long!
Homeless Philosopher

Denver, CO

#6 Mar 19, 2013
quote wrote:
<quoted text>MAX WELLER....Why don't you try the very middle!!!!! No one cares and I feel sure no one is gonna let you stay there very long!
I love Lexington, MO and its friendly folks.
Denver Leroy

Denver, CO

#7 Mar 20, 2013
I have a Ph.D. and all other Leroys are impostors.
Dumb Leroy

Higginsville, MO

#8 Mar 20, 2013
Denver Leroy wrote:
I have a Ph.D. and all other Leroys are impostors.
So you have a Phartsniffing Degree take your meds maxipads.
Homeless Philosopher

Denver, CO

#9 Mar 21, 2013
If I stop showering now, by the time July comes I'll be so foul the skeeters won't bother me at my new campsite under the Ike Skelton Bridge. I'm also looking forward to dining in Lexington's fine restaurants; are there any that do NOT serve grits and mountain oysters?
Homeless Philosopher

Denver, CO

#10 Mar 27, 2013
I'm bringing my three common law wives with me at the end of July. I can survive by eating roots and bugs, but the womenfolk need better food -- is there a soup kitchen in Lexington?
Homeless Philosopher

Denver, CO

#11 Mar 27, 2013
This marriage business is too expensive -- the wives don't make enough $$$ panhandling. No fine dining for me, nor any other luxuries when we get to Lexington.
Homeless Philosopher

Denver, CO

#12 Apr 6, 2013
BTW, my campsite under the Ike Skelton Bridge will be clothing optional, at least until winter.

And out of my compassion for those less fortunate, I think I'll invite the poor tunnel dwellers in KC to join me. I'm sure Lexington will welcome them, too.

Just be sure to keep an eye on your copper pipes and wiring. See: http://www.kmbc.com/news/kansas-city/KCPD-unc...
LexMoSuxs

Oak Grove, MO

#13 Apr 7, 2013
Well, seeing as you are making threats of theft....

Enjoy being a guest of the state again if Sheriff Alumbaugh doesn't dispatch with you himself.
Not a Mohler

Denver, CO

#14 Apr 9, 2013
LexMoSuxs wrote:
Well, seeing as you are making threats of theft....
Enjoy being a guest of the state again if Sheriff Alumbaugh doesn't dispatch with you himself.
That little fathead messes with me, I'll wind up OWNING the Gene Darnell Justice Center -- and I'll convert it into a homeless shelter for KC's tunnel dwellers.
Dumber Leroy

Denver, CO

#15 Apr 24, 2013
Every hobo in the KC area is invited!
Dumber Leroy

Denver, CO

#17 Apr 28, 2013
Dokter Wuudpekk wrote:
<quoted text>Don't you mean homo max ?
All are welcome, even Democrats. I don't vote like they do, however.
Max Moonbeam

Denver, CO

#18 May 4, 2013
I'll be offering gallon jugs of real quality white lightnin' for $10 at my campsite, starting sometime in the fall after the still is set up and I've found a recipe I like.

See: http://spec.lib.vt.edu/imagebase/palmer/full/...

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