HR8791 congress vote (unclassified bill by congress)

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Anonymous Poster

Jefferson, GA

#1 Mar 25, 2012
CONGRESS VOTE --- HR8791
The DECLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED BILL, HR 8791, UNCLASSIFIED. "Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791, the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. Said bill request emergency response funding up to and including 1 TRILLION dollars to prepare for national level terrorist attack and/or attack from UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles will be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being effected by UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. This funding shall commence in conjunction to the first attack on THE UNITED STATES or the first large scale outbreak of VIRUS X depending on upon which comes first. Civillian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS including iratirated MUTANTS with possibility of VIRUS X BEING airborne, OR THE POSSIBILITY OF flesh eating, HOSTS and/or all the above. In such event as A DOMESTIC REVOLT ON US SOIL OR spewing/UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS escape or released or otherwise become uncontrollable, Air Force units may also be directed to combat said BEINGS due to their enormous size and other worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas, Jesus... That's DANGEROUS, far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed 100000000 PEOPLE, body disposal actions should be holded and associated resources shall be reallocated through SEWAGE SYSTEMS underground FEMA-BASED protective birthing centers. A new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by THE ELITE
Want CSPAN Video link will be posted later. Copyright issues - thank you.
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Selma

Dawsonville, GA

#2 Mar 25, 2012
Anonymous Poster wrote:
CONGRESS VOTE --- HR8791
The DECLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED BILL, HR 8791, UNCLASSIFIED. "Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791, the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. Said bill request emergency response funding up to and including 1 TRILLION dollars to prepare for national level terrorist attack and/or attack from UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles will be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being effected by UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. This funding shall commence in conjunction to the first attack on THE UNITED STATES or the first large scale outbreak of VIRUS X depending on upon which comes first. Civillian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS including iratirated MUTANTS with possibility of VIRUS X BEING airborne, OR THE POSSIBILITY OF flesh eating, HOSTS and/or all the above. In such event as A DOMESTIC REVOLT ON US SOIL OR spewing/UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS escape or released or otherwise become uncontrollable, Air Force units may also be directed to combat said BEINGS due to their enormous size and other worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas, Jesus... That's DANGEROUS, far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed 100000000 PEOPLE, body disposal actions should be holded and associated resources shall be reallocated through SEWAGE SYSTEMS underground FEMA-BASED protective birthing centers. A new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by THE ELITE
Want CSPAN Video link will be posted later. Copyright issues - thank you.
Anonymous
I really think you need to get some serious help or you'll have to be committed..
Three reasons

Blairsville, GA

#3 Mar 26, 2012
Selma wrote:
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I really think you need to get some serious help or you'll have to be committed..
LOL! You got that right. It was a spoof published by "The Onion" in '08. Thousands of loonies, because it appealed to their paranoia, believed it to be real. Proves how gullible some people are.

Like believing these "headlines:"

Closing Of State Aviary Facilities Puts Hundreds Of Mentally Ill Birds On The Streets

Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary

Gingrich Desperately Trying To Court People-Who-Vote Vote

Poll: 63% Of Americans Say They Have A Problem With A Mormon President Who Is Also Mitt Romney

Purity Of War Marred By One Bad Apple In Afghanistan
Three reasons

Blairsville, GA

#4 Mar 26, 2012
not a bad idea

Commerce, GA

#5 Mar 26, 2012
One thing on the Onion link that really is not a bad idea "New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct"
Especially when you considering the inbreeding program that has given us the current conservative movement.
david

Pauls Valley, OK

#6 Nov 2, 2012
lol you gotta love these idiots that keep saying this is fake, regardless of the location of the release of this video, it was shot in a real court, with real politicians. did it ever occur to any of these dip shits that it couldve been aired on the onion because they wanted you to think it was fake? the mainstream media is doing everything in their power to hide the truth about everything and everytime something like this surfaces you have your simple minded retards, the weak minded that deny everything simply because they arent prepared for anything, the kind that weight about 270 pounds spending their lives infront of a computer and have nothing to their names but an apartment stocked with microwave burritos and a stinky cat. and on the other end of the spectrum, you have the open minded right wing people who take what they see with a grain of salt before they dismiss it as shananigans. those people are called preppers. google it.
xyZ

Walnut Creek, CA

#7 Nov 8, 2012
david wrote:
lol you gotta love these idiots that keep saying this is fake, regardless of the location of the release of this video, it was shot in a real court, with real politicians. did it ever occur to any of these dip shits that it couldve been aired on the onion because they wanted you to think it was fake? the mainstream media is doing everything in their power to hide the truth about everything and everytime something like this surfaces you have your simple minded retards, the weak minded that deny everything simply because they arent prepared for anything, the kind that weight about 270 pounds spending their lives infront of a computer and have nothing to their names but an apartment stocked with microwave burritos and a stinky cat. and on the other end of the spectrum, you have the open minded right wing people who take what they see with a grain of salt before they dismiss it as shananigans. those people are called preppers. google it.
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never again

Jefferson, GA

#8 Nov 8, 2012
not a bad idea wrote:
One thing on the Onion link that really is not a bad idea "New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct"
Especially when you considering the inbreeding program that has given us the current conservative movement.
That breeding program began when a President who can't grow the country or put people to work whupped a conserative republican who was a shoe in. The reason he lost was that he was compeled embrace the looney side of the Republican party, that won't happen again. The real Republican party will return to save whats left of the party
Justsomeguy151

Muscatine, IA

#9 Dec 10, 2012
never again wrote:
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That breeding program began when a President who can't grow the country or put people to work whupped a conserative republican who was a shoe in. The reason he lost was that he was compeled embrace the looney side of the Republican party, that won't happen again. The real Republican party will return to save whats left of the party
No, The GOP is DONE. What else would you expect from liars, cheats and thieves? I'm a life long Democrat who signed up w/ the GOP ONLY because Ron Paul made the most sense out of any of the prospective candidates. The GOP's dismissal of him, his ideas and Freedom/Liberty says that the GOP is dead and will stay dead as long as they continue to act like Democrat-Lite. Libertarianism will continue to grow and it looks like the moronic Democrat way of hypocritically championing abortion but wanting to steal our guns "cuz they kill", and spending OUR money recklessly and staying silent on unending illegal unwinnable wars,....is the way it will be cuz people are predominantly stupid in our country.
todd

Honolulu, HI

#10 Dec 28, 2012
get real. john haller, us representative does not exist. do your homework before you shoot off your mouth. thx
david wrote:
lol you gotta love these idiots that keep saying this is fake, regardless of the location of the release of this video, it was shot in a real court, with real politicians. did it ever occur to any of these dip shits that it couldve been aired on the onion because they wanted you to think it was fake? the mainstream media is doing everything in their power to hide the truth about everything and everytime something like this surfaces you have your simple minded retards, the weak minded that deny everything simply because they arent prepared for anything, the kind that weight about 270 pounds spending their lives infront of a computer and have nothing to their names but an apartment stocked with microwave burritos and a stinky cat. and on the other end of the spectrum, you have the open minded right wing people who take what they see with a grain of salt before they dismiss it as shananigans. those people are called preppers. google it.
Roguelement

Port Byron, NY

#11 Feb 1, 2013
never again wrote:
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That breeding program began when a President who can't grow the country or put people to work whupped a conservative republican who was a shoe in. The reason he lost was that he was compelled embrace the looney side of the Republican party, that won't happen again. The real Republican party will return to save whats left of the party
Dear Friend..Can you possibly be that dishonest can you really be a Man without honor ? Please at least get painfully honest about the direction this country took with ronny the retard's "trickle down" economics as it didn't trickle down to far did it And what say you about the well planned powell memorandum and ALL those many deregulation's in the "Free market" system that was seized upon and milked as hard and as long as possible right up until the very day the sleezy Neo-con republican Wall Street bastards plundered the nation into poverty . How many war's are the Republicans responsible for now ? How about the WMD bullshit war.
Ancap101

Claremore, OK

#12 Aug 1, 2013
The so called "conservatives", or the so called "liberals" in Washington are all but socialists. Both sides of the aisle love war, love social programs, and never question our currency system(The FED). Obama has started many more conflicts overseas, started his own kill list(including American citizens), passed NDAA, and basically allowed himself to declare martial law just by executive order. The whole point is that no matter who is in power, the D or R no longer matters because all they(government) believe in is extending their own power and influence.
It is simply genius what these progressives have accomplished, I mean no matter where I go there are always people who are fighting over nothing(politics). They just honestly believe whatever is said on their TV and never think nor question on their own.
Genocide is only committed by governments...
Ancap101

Claremore, OK

#13 Aug 1, 2013
Roguelement wrote:
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Dear Friend..Can you possibly be that dishonest can you really be a Man without honor ? Please at least get painfully honest about the direction this country took with ronny the retard's "trickle down" economics as it didn't trickle down to far did it And what say you about the well planned powell memorandum and ALL those many deregulation's in the "Free market" system that was seized upon and milked as hard and as long as possible right up until the very day the sleezy Neo-con republican Wall Street bastards plundered the nation into poverty . How many war's are the Republicans responsible for now ? How about the WMD bullshit war.
You have to be kidding... Well honestly I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't. Americans are not the brightest nor truthfully informed. However, trickle down economics is not Free market economics. Wall street plundered the country with our government's help(bailouts?) and not to mention the Federal Reserve(65 Billion to insolvent banks). America has not had free market economics since 1913 when a Central Bank called the Federal Reserve was commissioned and from this day forth they have devalued the dollar 96% via inflation through the transition from gold to fiat currency. By the way Democrats pushed that legislation along with the income tax, the most economically paralyzing structure known to man. So say thanks to democrats for stealing our wealth...
Also just an interesting fact Obama has started more conflicts and has started drone strikes killing many innocent women and children in the middle east basically daily... Not to mention the assassination of American citizens without trial. Oh wait he also passed the NDAA(National Defense Authorization Act) which guts the constitution... Oh and the violent opposition toward OWS protesters. The list keeps going...and going... No matter republican or democrat, government sucks and is always the problem.
meh

Vincentown, NJ

#14 Aug 22, 2013
The only time you can see a difference b/w Rep and Dem is when they are not in power. When either party is in power, they are essentially the same entity.
Huhduhhh

Eugene, OR

#15 Aug 23, 2013
Sucky sucky five dolla'!
LoveParanoids

Delaware, OH

#16 Aug 24, 2013
I love your type of idiot....
david wrote:
lol you gotta love these idiots that keep saying this is fake, regardless of the location of the release of this video, it was shot in a real court, with real politicians. did it ever occur to any of these dip shits that it couldve been aired on the onion because they wanted you to think it was fake? the mainstream media is doing everything in their power to hide the truth about everything and everytime something like this surfaces you have your simple minded retards, the weak minded that deny everything simply because they arent prepared for anything, the kind that weight about 270 pounds spending their lives infront of a computer and have nothing to their names but an apartment stocked with microwave burritos and a stinky cat. and on the other end of the spectrum, you have the open minded right wing people who take what they see with a grain of salt before they dismiss it as shananigans. those people are called preppers. google it.
mike

Madisonville, KY

#17 Sep 3, 2013
To anyone that thinks this is a spoof.. U are wrong! Of course their gonna say its a spoof, the whole entire nation would be in such chaos if they knew this was real. Nobody would be calm. If u keep thinkin things are false, just remember all the things you actually dont know. What all's actually being kept a secret for no one to know. Lemme guess u think area 51 is a spoof too? Lemme tell you theres things in this world that are not meant to be out for the world to know. It would be a nightmare.
Wowser

Schenectady, NY

#18 Sep 19, 2013
This is an FAKE BROADCAST. Check it out on Snopes, or better yet do a little research on Govtrack.us and you will find that 1. There has never been a Representative named John Haller---ever.
2. There is a bill HR 8791 but it has no remote bearing of any kind with the pap on that doctored up C-Span video. Amazing what people can come up with but even more amazing that people will believe something without bothering to check it out.
Eric

Benton Harbor, MI

#19 Oct 18, 2013
First clue is the Onion. This is the first thing I've ever seen Snopes get accurate, but I'm well beyond mainstream in my conspiracy education so I don't fall for the BS... however, the idea that there is not a global conspiracy because the onion successfully pulled someone's leg is more foolish than the man who believes the occasional hoax...
Joe public

United States

#20 May 27, 2014
david wrote:
lol you gotta love these idiots that keep saying this is fake, regardless of the location of the release of this video, it was shot in a real court, with real politicians. did it ever occur to any of these dip shits that it couldve been aired on the onion because they wanted you to think it was fake? the mainstream media is doing everything in their power to hide the truth about everything and everytime something like this surfaces you have your simple minded retards, the weak minded that deny everything simply because they arent prepared for anything, the kind that weight about 270 pounds spending their lives infront of a computer and have nothing to their names but an apartment stocked with microwave burritos and a stinky cat. and on the other end of the spectrum, you have the open minded right wing people who take what they see with a grain of salt before they dismiss it as shananigans. those people are called preppers. google it.
so true......and stinky cats too

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