The Number one thing that makes Adam ...

The Number one thing that makes Adam the Macho Lifeguard what he is today is?

Created by Dr DUMBmento on Jan 31, 2011

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Over 2,500 lives saved since 1976

Over 20 STDs contracted

Starred in over 20 amateur porn flicks

Does women in his stand while on duty

Does men in his stand while on duty

Can do five 4 mile wind sprints

did naked jumping jacks behind Gloria

Sexy photo at "Just Chillin in the Stand."

There is nothing. He is a jack ass!

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Dr DUMBmento

Miami, FL

#1 Jan 31, 2011
Why is this turd famous?
Miami Mike

Miami, FL

#3 Jan 31, 2011
He is a total azzzwhole!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#4 Feb 2, 2011
I AVERAGE 5 WOMEN TO EVERY ONE GUY. NOT A BAD RATIO.
ETHAN THE SISSY FLORIST

Miami, FL

#5 Feb 2, 2011
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
I AVERAGE 5 WOMEN TO EVERY ONE GUY. NOT A BAD RATIO.
It is to me
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#6 Feb 3, 2011
ETHAN THE SISSY FLORIST wrote:
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It is to me
COME BY MY STAND. I HAVE SOME CANDY FOR YOU.
ETHAN THE SISSY FLORIST

Miami, FL

#7 Feb 4, 2011
Do me Adam. Right here, right now.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#8 Feb 4, 2011
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
I AVERAGE 5 WOMEN TO EVERY ONE GUY. NOT A BAD RATIO.
Hey Adam, next time we go fishing, I'll bring 5 old married Cuban bags plus Ethan the "Flameing Florist.......just don't expect me to watch!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#9 Feb 4, 2011
I WANT TO DO ETHAN FIRST. MAKES ME A LITTLE LIMBER. AST 64 I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. THE OLD CUBAN BAGS WILL GO SWIMMING IN MY JACQUIZI ( actually I sneak into the one at the Delano). THEY CAN BE MY BAY OF PIGS! woooo-woooooo
cheeky weeks

Miami, FL

#12 Feb 24, 2011
I am floored. I just moved down here from the bible belt. This is blasphemous. I am appalled!
Ann De Layne

Pompano Beach, FL

#13 Mar 1, 2011
My nephew Adam be da bomb!
Ann

United States

#14 Mar 1, 2011
His gayness
Pastoolio

Tallahassee, FL

#15 Mar 1, 2011
cheeky weeks wrote:
I am floored. I just moved down here from the bible belt. This is blasphemous. I am appalled!
Miami is the the bible belt. Pretty much the entire state of Florida is.
Dr Marcello

Secaucus, NJ

#16 Mar 1, 2011
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Adam, next time we go fishing, I'll bring 5 old married Cuban bags plus Ethan the "Flameing Florist.......just don't expect me to watch!
Indio,tu envidia hacia los cubanos te va a matar!Acaba de aceptar de que los cubanos son superiores y seras feliz indio piojoso!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Pompano Beach, FL

#17 Mar 3, 2011
Dr Marcello wrote:
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Indio,tu envidia hacia los cubanos te va a matar!Acaba de aceptar de que los cubanos son superiores y seras feliz indio piojoso!
HEY DOOOOSH BAG. COME RIDE THE BALONEY PONY BIATCH!

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#18 Mar 6, 2011
A very disgusting pig!!!
Rabbi Rabies

Miami, FL

#19 May 17, 2011
Pigs are not kosher!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#20 Jun 7, 2011
....AND EVERY SINGLE STD WAS WORTH IT EXCEPT FOR THE 1/2 OF ONE THAT THE MIDGET GAVE ME BACK IN 1992.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#21 Feb 28, 2012
I AM SORRY I TRANSMITTED SO MANY STDS TO SO MANY UNWILLING PARTNERS. BUT BACK THEN I FIGURED, SOONER OR LATER YOU ARE GOING TO CATCH SOMETHING. ATLEAST WITH ME, YOU WERE PLEASURED. BUT THAT WAS SO WRONG.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#22 Jun 20, 2012
I MISS OCTOBERKAY. SEND ME A MESSAGE PLEASE.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#23 Jun 21, 2012
Adam, of all the STD's that you have contracted, have you ever contracted H041 Gonnorrhea?

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