Whatever happened to Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

Created by November Jay on Oct 24, 2012

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He drowned in a riptide off the old 1-2

Runs a nudist colony in Greece

Went on a cruise with Octoberkay fo her birthday

Got whacked by a married Cuban woman's husband

Succumbed to venerial disease

Won a Tony Award for "Blow Jab"

Decided to pursue a high scholl diploma

Went to play Naked Twister with Zombies in Haiti

Is running wind sprints to Canada

Married Estelle and moved to Century Village

November Jay

Miami, FL

#1 Oct 24, 2012
By the way,
Happy Birthday
October Kay.
The NEW new lifeguard

Miami, FL

#2 Oct 25, 2012
Maybe he moved to Copenahgen to be Denmark Dick's wife.
Saturn

Miami, FL

#4 Oct 25, 2012
So the goon decided to go back to his native country, it's about time he did.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#5 Oct 25, 2012
ok, i'll jump out of a cake 4 ya. lol
Ricky Ripp

Miami, FL

#6 Oct 27, 2012
I heard he died.
Mister 33140

Miami, FL

#7 Nov 20, 2012
The guy died. Move on, will ya?
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#8 Nov 20, 2012
A crazed Retired Cuban Jai alai player used his Xistera to toss a pelota at Adam's head, for having his wife give birth to a lil baby Adam.
But what happened next was shocking!
Bummed Out Beach Goer

Miami, FL

#9 Dec 8, 2012
He died.
Harvey Himmler

Miami, FL

#10 Jan 16, 2013
Bummed Out Beach Goer wrote:
He died.
No phuquing way!
Lee Harvey Arbor

Miami, FL

#11 Jan 26, 2013
He would have put a whooping on the Sensei, for sure!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#12 Feb 14, 2013
WHAT HAPPENED? HE CAME BACK TO SERVICE ALOT OF WOMEN....MARRIED CUBAN WOMEN RIGHT IN HIS STAND...ONCE HE GETS HIS JOB BACK.
Rod Stiff

Miami, FL

#13 Jul 17, 2013
Is this guy for real?
WSVN

Winnetka, CA

#14 Jul 17, 2013
I made number two in his stand
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#15 Jul 21, 2013
YOU ALL PHUQUE YOURSELVES!

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