In Memory of Adam the Macho Lifeguard

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Dave Snyeditts of SOBE

Miami, FL

#1 Oct 28, 2012
By now everyone should have heard the terrible news. I am aware of a recent trend going on in Miami-Dade County. ALot of people are writing in "Adam the Macho Lifeguard" in the area for State Attorney. Ms. Rundle, who is absoltely wonderful, is running unopposed and shall win. But it would be nice if alot of people could write in "Adam the Macho Lifeguard" so when the final tallies are compiled, Ms. Rundle gets 99.90% of the vote and Adam the Macho Lifeguard gets .10%. I think he would have really liked that. So Everyone, go vote, do your patriotic and civic duty, and don't forget an American icon who deserved all the accolades he received. I wonder what kind of State Attorney he would have been.

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#2 Oct 28, 2012
Dave Snyeditts of SOBE wrote:
By now everyone should have heard the terrible news. I am aware of a recent trend going on in Miami-Dade County. ALot of people are writing in "Adam the Macho Lifeguard" in the area for State Attorney. Ms. Rundle, who is absoltely wonderful, is running unopposed and shall win. But it would be nice if alot of people could write in "Adam the Macho Lifeguard" so when the final tallies are compiled, Ms. Rundle gets 99.90% of the vote and Adam the Macho Lifeguard gets .10%. I think he would have really liked that. So Everyone, go vote, do your patriotic and civic duty, and don't forget an American icon who deserved all the accolades he received. I wonder what kind of State Attorney he would have been.
What are you talking about? What do you mean, in memory of? where is Adam? What have you done with him? I pray to Buddha that this is some type of joke. Mao once said, "to die is to lie for those who cry." I hope the truth indicates a different ending for such a hero..
Mister 33140

Miami, FL

#3 Oct 29, 2012
I am totally floored! Bummer. I am voting this morning. I will write his name in.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#4 Oct 29, 2012
macho or obama.?.lol
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#5 Oct 30, 2012
Rumor has it, that the wife of a Cuban husband, gave birth to a male child holding a pair of speedoes. That same husband went to South Beach and wacked Adam with a Jai alai Pelota(ball). Then this crazed Cuban husband put both of Adam's pelota's in his xistera and tossed both of them into the Atlantic Ocean.
Now Adam(a Eunuch) is recovering at J.M.H.

Adam I truly do wish you a full 100% recovery........well almost full.
Jennifer Aquaman

Miami, FL

#7 Oct 30, 2012
OMG, He's DOA?
Alex in miami

United States

#8 Oct 31, 2012
I thought he was just busy training his new race horse Hand Job. I here it requires alot of them!
Lee Harvey Arbor

Miami, FL

#9 Oct 31, 2012
I wrote his name on the ballot. I hope he gets some votes.
Tally Hoe

Miami, FL

#10 Oct 31, 2012
Adam was found floating lifelessly in a Wilton Manors canal last week. It was noted in the autopsy report that his aynus was grotesquely gourged.
Maurice Guarin

Lafayette, LA

#11 Oct 31, 2012
So sad to hear
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#12 Nov 2, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
Rumor has it, that the wife of a Cuban husband, gave birth to a male child holding a pair of speedoes. That same husband went to South Beach and wacked Adam with a Jai alai Pelota(ball). Then this crazed Cuban husband put both of Adam's pelota's in his xistera and tossed both of them into the Atlantic Ocean.
Now Adam(a Eunuch) is recovering at J.M.H.
Adam I truly do wish you a full 100% recovery........well almost full.
"NEWS FLASH";The Miami Beach P.D. made an arrest at the old Gayety Club on 21 St. They arrested some old retired Jai alai player waving his xistera up in the air. Around the same time a Cuban woman was seen walking into Adam's room at J.M.H. with a armful of roses wrapped in speedoes.
The nurse on call(a old friend of O.K.'s)said he is doing just find and is now recieving a daily injection of testosterone.
Hurricane Joe Sealy IV

Miami, FL

#13 Nov 2, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>"NEWS FLASH";The Miami Beach P.D. made an arrest at the old Gayety Club on 21 St. They arrested some old retired Jai alai player waving his xistera up in the air. Around the same time a Cuban woman was seen walking into Adam's room at J.M.H. with a armful of roses wrapped in speedoes.
The nurse on call(a old friend of O.K.'s)said he is doing just find and is now recieving a daily injection of testosterone.
Dude,
He drowned a few weeks back in a riptide according to some news reports. It was even mentioned on Deco drive last week. I am really bummed out.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#14 Nov 2, 2012
Hurricane Joe Sealy IV wrote:
<quoted text>
Dude,
He drowned a few weeks back in a riptide according to some news reports. It was even mentioned on Deco drive last week. I am really bummed out.
Well what was the daughter of Tempest Storm doing in his room at J.M.H. all night?
Hurricane Joe Sealy IV

Miami, FL

#15 Nov 3, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Well what was the daughter of Tempest Storm doing in his room at J.M.H. all night?
Dude, not funny!

“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”

Since: Dec 11

South Beach, FL

#16 Nov 3, 2012
I could have saved him but he was regurgitating.
Ann DeLayne

Miami, FL

#17 Nov 3, 2012
My heart breaks!
Hurricane Joe Sealy IV

Miami, FL

#18 Nov 5, 2012
I clearly remember November 2008, when our hero was running down the beach naked only to be tackled by police. He started screamed "It's erection day! it's erection day!"...What a kidder. he will sorely be missed....and the emphasis is on the word "sores." RIP pal.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#19 Nov 5, 2012
Hurricane Joe Sealy IV wrote:
I clearly remember November 2008, when our hero was running down the beach naked only to be tackled by police. He started screamed "It's erection day! it's erection day!"...What a kidder. he will sorely be missed....and the emphasis is on the word "sores." RIP pal.
What are you talking about, "RIP"?
Adam is now recovering at J.M.H. after his run in with some crazed retired Jai alai player who turned Adam into a Eunuch.
Adam is now taking testosterone gel treatment and his level is very very high at 1,055ng/dl.
Adam will return even better than before!
Charlie

Miami, FL

#20 Nov 6, 2012
Dave Snyeditts of SOBE wrote:
By now everyone should have heard the terrible news. I am aware of a recent trend going on in Miami-Dade County. ALot of people are writing in "Adam the Macho Lifeguard" in the area for State Attorney. Ms. Rundle, who is absoltely wonderful, is running unopposed and shall win. But it would be nice if alot of people could write in "Adam the Macho Lifeguard" so when the final tallies are compiled, Ms. Rundle gets 99.90% of the vote and Adam the Macho Lifeguard gets .10%. I think he would have really liked that. So Everyone, go vote, do your patriotic and civic duty, and don't forget an American icon who deserved all the accolades he received. I wonder what kind of State Attorney he would have been.
I wrote his name in. I hope it shows up.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#21 Nov 6, 2012
macho will pop up. u can't get rid of 21.5 std's just like that.
lol

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