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miami beach lifeguard roll call at 0700 hours

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Mister 33140

Miami, FL

#1 Sep 1, 2011
I am crying. You are hysterical Adam. LMAO!!!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#2 Sep 1, 2011
WE ALL HUG AND HOLD EACH OTHER BEFORE OUR TOUR OF DUTY COMMENCES. IT IS A ROUGH WORLD. WE MAY NOT RETURN HOME. WE ARE LIKE SOLDIERS AND MARINES.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#3 Sep 1, 2011
macho,do u guys do naked jumping jax together too.?lol

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#4 Sep 7, 2011
I find this behavior sickening. Is this what lifeguards do all day?!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Hialeah, FL

#5 Sep 20, 2011
Stan Yenz wrote:
I find this behavior sickening. Is this what lifeguards do all day?!
WE ALSO MAKE LOVE IN OUR STANDS WHILE ON DUTY (let the tax payers cover the charges!!)
Dr Demento

Pikeville, TN

#6 Sep 20, 2011
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
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WE ALSO MAKE LOVE IN OUR STANDS WHILE ON DUTY (let the tax payers cover the charges!!)
Just ask the old married Cuban women what they do during the day time, as there husbands sweat bulletts cutting grass.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#7 Sep 21, 2011
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Just ask the old married Cuban women what they do during the day time, as there husbands sweat bulletts cutting grass.
hey dr ,go scour the back woods of tenn. and see if you can find ok.lol
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Hialeah, FL

#8 Sep 22, 2011
MY BALLS ITCH TODAY. i'm just saying......
Loor Markson

Miami, FL

#9 Nov 3, 2011
Good stuff!
outraged

Hialeah, FL

#10 Nov 25, 2011
Totally embarrassing!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#11 Mar 5, 2012
HEY NEW LIFEGUARD....NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO AND AT WHAT TIME. I'LL TREAT YOU TO BREAKFAST AFTER ROLL CALL IS OVER. COME ON DOWN.
Ann DeLayne

Miami, FL

#13 Nov 3, 2012
Dead at 65. His birthday would have been tomorrow. So very sad.
Upset Fan in Mourning

Miami, FL

#14 Jan 28, 2013
I REALLY HOPE AND PRAY THAT ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD DID NOT DIE AS HAS BEEN ALLUDED TO.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#15 Jan 29, 2013
Upset Fan in Mourning wrote:
I REALLY HOPE AND PRAY THAT ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD DID NOT DIE AS HAS BEEN ALLUDED TO.
Like the "Barefoot Mailman", Adam walks from the jetties to around 80th St.(nude beach) everyday. He only stops to do a few old married Cuban women on the way.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#16 Jan 29, 2013
he hanging low like his sac, he's ok.lol
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#17 Jan 29, 2013
Fidel wrote:
he hanging low like his sac, he's ok.lol
That would be the old man hanging sac syndrome!
Miami Miffed

Miami, FL

#18 Jan 29, 2013
The picture is vulgar. Is this what these guys do at roll calls? Is this some type of team bonding. I am sorry the old lifeguard died. But I read alot of his dribble. Hhe got aay with all the stuff he did I am not so sure. There is a code of ethcs for this very honorable and important job. One idiot ( sorry) does not spoil an entire lot of hardworking men and women. Dr. Demento, you encourage this silliness much too often.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#19 Feb 14, 2013
I AM GETTING MY JOB BACK SO SAYS PRESIDENT LAURA CHINCHILLA OF COSTA RICA. AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL SHE CHILLED MY CHIN ALRIGHT. woooo-wooooo
cinzia

Palermo, Italy

#21 Feb 24, 2013
I have seen a life guard on the Miami beach Ocean drive perhaps 14 or 15 or 16 station. But i don't remember his name, is Albert? My name is Cinzia, and if him remember of me i domand him to contact me with my mail ....thanks cinzia
il mio inglese non il massimo, ma ci provo.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#22 Feb 24, 2013
cinzia wrote:
I have seen a life guard on the Miami beach Ocean drive perhaps 14 or 15 or 16 station. But i don't remember his name, is Albert? My name is Cinzia, and if him remember of me i domand him to contact me with my mail ....thanks cinzia
il mio inglese non il massimo, ma ci provo.
IF YOU NEED SOME REAL ATTENTION, I AM Y-O-U-R MACHO LIFEGUARD.....THOUGH I AM RETIRED AND TRYING TO GET MY JOB BACK. ALOT OF WOMEN WANT BE BACK IN THE STAND....if you know what I mean. wooooo-woooooo

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