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Mr Bates

Constableville, NY

#1 Feb 15, 2010
Hey how many times is normal.
mastor bates

Syracuse, NY

#2 Feb 15, 2010
i pull on it 2 to 3 times a week. then i tap my wifes ass the other 3x. i leave one day for recovery....
Do Women Masterbate

Constableville, NY

#3 Feb 15, 2010
How often?
yeah sure

Oneida, NY

#4 Feb 15, 2010
I heard roger skinner masturbates 4 times a day over at the dealership in herkimer
maryann

Pleasanton, CA

#5 Feb 16, 2010
I have a special toy,that I use weekly
Ditto

Syracuse, NY

#6 Feb 16, 2010
mastor bates wrote:
i pull on it 2 to 3 times a week. then i tap my wifes ass the other 3x. i leave one day for recovery....
Yup.
mister ed

Oneida, NY

#7 Feb 16, 2010
Timely topic … anybody catch this story, it was in the Telegram on Saturday …

Butler: Outlaw Masturbation While Driving

By MICHAEL GORMLEY
The Associated Press
ALBANY -- A central New York assemblyman proposed legislation on Thursday that would make it illegal for motorists to masturbate while driving.

Marc Butler, R-Newport, said that recent laws prohibiting “texting” on cell phones while operating a motor vehicle pave the way for similar legislation banning masturbation while behind the wheel.

“Self-gratification has no place in a car or truck,” Butler said in a news release.“The activity can be highly distracting and poses a distinct and grave danger to both the masturbator and his or her fellow motorists.”

Butler pointed to a two-car crash near Oxford, Chenango County, in October 2009 that killed a Norwich schoolteacher and mother of three. Truck driver Wilbur Bellinger, 49, of Scranton, Pa., veered across the center line and struck the teacher’s car.

Bellinger, who was uninjured in the crash, told state police he was masturbating and near the point of orgasm when he lost control of his mid-size truck. He was charged with reckless driving, which carries a maximum penalty of a $500 fine and 10 days in jail.

Butler’s bill would make masturbating while driving punishable by a fine of up to $2,500 and one year in jail.

“Not many people seem to think that masturbating while driving is a common occurrence,” Butler said.“Our research indicates otherwise – in fact, we believe that 10 to 20 percent of motoring public, both men and women, have masturbated while behind the wheel at some point. A small number, especially truck drivers, engage in the practice regularly, even once or more a day.”

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#8 Feb 16, 2010
mister ed wrote:
Timely topic … anybody catch this story, it was in the Telegram on Saturday …
Butler: Outlaw Masturbation While Driving
By MICHAEL GORMLEY
The Associated Press
ALBANY -- A central New York assemblyman proposed legislation on Thursday that would make it illegal for motorists to masturbate while driving.
Marc Butler, R-Newport, said that recent laws prohibiting “texting” on cell phones while operating a motor vehicle pave the way for similar legislation banning masturbation while behind the wheel.
“Self-gratification has no place in a car or truck,” Butler said in a news release.“The activity can be highly distracting and poses a distinct and grave danger to both the masturbator and his or her fellow motorists.”
Butler pointed to a two-car crash near Oxford, Chenango County, in October 2009 that killed a Norwich schoolteacher and mother of three. Truck driver Wilbur Bellinger, 49, of Scranton, Pa., veered across the center line and struck the teacher’s car.
Bellinger, who was uninjured in the crash, told state police he was masturbating and near the point of orgasm when he lost control of his mid-size truck. He was charged with reckless driving, which carries a maximum penalty of a $500 fine and 10 days in jail.
Butler’s bill would make masturbating while driving punishable by a fine of up to $2,500 and one year in jail.
“Not many people seem to think that masturbating while driving is a common occurrence,” Butler said.“Our research indicates otherwise – in fact, we believe that 10 to 20 percent of motoring public, both men and women, have masturbated while behind the wheel at some point. A small number, especially truck drivers, engage in the practice regularly, even once or more a day.”
does this mean no more road head as well?
resident

Murrells Inlet, SC

#9 Feb 16, 2010
just when you thought it was safe to be behind the wheel....
mister ed wrote:
Timely topic … anybody catch this story, it was in the Telegram on Saturday …
Butler: Outlaw Masturbation While Driving
By MICHAEL GORMLEY
The Associated Press
ALBANY -- A central New York assemblyman proposed legislation on Thursday that would make it illegal for motorists to masturbate while driving.
Marc Butler, R-Newport, said that recent laws prohibiting “texting” on cell phones while operating a motor vehicle pave the way for similar legislation banning masturbation while behind the wheel.
“Self-gratification has no place in a car or truck,” Butler said in a news release.“The activity can be highly distracting and poses a distinct and grave danger to both the masturbator and his or her fellow motorists.”
Butler pointed to a two-car crash near Oxford, Chenango County, in October 2009 that killed a Norwich schoolteacher and mother of three. Truck driver Wilbur Bellinger, 49, of Scranton, Pa., veered across the center line and struck the teacher’s car.
Bellinger, who was uninjured in the crash, told state police he was masturbating and near the point of orgasm when he lost control of his mid-size truck. He was charged with reckless driving, which carries a maximum penalty of a $500 fine and 10 days in jail.
Butler’s bill would make masturbating while driving punishable by a fine of up to $2,500 and one year in jail.
“Not many people seem to think that masturbating while driving is a common occurrence,” Butler said.“Our research indicates otherwise – in fact, we believe that 10 to 20 percent of motoring public, both men and women, have masturbated while behind the wheel at some point. A small number, especially truck drivers, engage in the practice regularly, even once or more a day.”
mister ed

Oneida, NY

#10 Feb 16, 2010
calmn cents wrote:
<quoted text>
does this mean no more road head as well?
could be.

but for sure, if the bill passes -- no more carjacking.
JDB

Canastota, NY

#11 Feb 17, 2010
Im lucky i aint got no brains no life, no job, no future no money, no property, no one that loves me and no clue how to be and act like a man. I get to sit around getting high and drunk all day!
I love manass and manmeat almost as much as stuffing my fat face, shoplifting, abusing the elderly, shooting dope, getting drunk, smoking crack and eatingout dogs. I like licking them, fckng them, eating them and fingering them. I love men, I love manass and I love guzzling manjuice! I am so glad i am a pathetic no life, lazy,mentally retarded, bum and i have all day to molest kids, smoke crack and suckoff men!I cant wate till my son gets home!!!! i just bought satan and jesus costumes for my sexual roleplay!
I was special operations janitor in the military and worked with Navy seal teams and cleaned there baricks and washed there undies by hand and mouth but they found out i was gay when i molested a young boy of a fellow soldier so theys kicked me out and the docs also said i am looney as can be so i milk the system and i aint gots two work! You dumbies that works and pay taxes should try it. You pays for me !
Im a preoperative transsexual looking for a good man. I dont work but i gets welfare and food stamps and i rob people so money aint an issue. I have a very good tongue, and my body is bell shaped with lots of rolls to caress and lick. Plus I hide things in them. I am a Middle Aged morbidly obeese, mentally retarded, "man" Technically but I have been on estrogen for about 6 months so my breasts have developed. I like walks in the park, deviant fetish car sex and little boys with pet dogs and I am almost drug and disease free if you dont count the herpes, AIDS, Syphilis or my crack cocaine and heroin addictions i have! Are you Interested? I have references if needed and I can send pictures but i expect some in return. Now I am off to fondle my son as usual.
JB
Lucky

Constableville, NY

#12 Feb 17, 2010
JDB wrote:
Im lucky i aint got no brains no life, no job, no future no money, no property, no one that loves me and no clue how to be and act like a man. I get to sit around getting high and drunk all day!
I love manass and manmeat almost as much as stuffing my fat face, shoplifting, abusing the elderly, shooting dope, getting drunk, smoking crack and eatingout dogs. I like licking them, fckng them, eating them and fingering them. I love men, I love manass and I love guzzling manjuice! I am so glad i am a pathetic no life, lazy,mentally retarded, bum and i have all day to molest kids, smoke crack and suckoff men!I cant wate till my son gets home!!!! i just bought satan and jesus costumes for my sexual roleplay!
I was special operations janitor in the military and worked with Navy seal teams and cleaned there baricks and washed there undies by hand and mouth but they found out i was gay when i molested a young boy of a fellow soldier so theys kicked me out and the docs also said i am looney as can be so i milk the system and i aint gots two work! You dumbies that works and pay taxes should try it. You pays for me !
Im a preoperative transsexual looking for a good man. I dont work but i gets welfare and food stamps and i rob people so money aint an issue. I have a very good tongue, and my body is bell shaped with lots of rolls to caress and lick. Plus I hide things in them. I am a Middle Aged morbidly obeese, mentally retarded, "man" Technically but I have been on estrogen for about 6 months so my breasts have developed. I like walks in the park, deviant fetish car sex and little boys with pet dogs and I am almost drug and disease free if you dont count the herpes, AIDS, Syphilis or my crack cocaine and heroin addictions i have! Are you Interested? I have references if needed and I can send pictures but i expect some in return. Now I am off to fondle my son as usual.
JB
Go back to the frankfort board you piece of afterbirth.One day someone is going to find out who you are.Then your arse is going to be theirs
Gratification Nation

Ridgefield, CT

#13 Feb 17, 2010
Butler: "Our research indicates otherwise"...RESEARCH?! Please, please publish your methodology used in "researching" this hot topic.

A fine example of our e;lected officials doing the peoples work.
hardley ableson

Oneida, NY

#14 Feb 18, 2010
mister ed wrote:
Timely topic … anybody catch this story, it was in the Telegram on Saturday …
Butler: Outlaw Masturbation While Driving
By MICHAEL GORMLEY
The Associated Press
ALBANY -- A central New York assemblyman proposed legislation on Thursday that would make it illegal for motorists to masturbate while driving.
Marc Butler, R-Newport, said that recent laws prohibiting “texting” on cell phones while operating a motor vehicle pave the way for similar legislation banning masturbation while behind the wheel.
would this law apply to motorcyclists too ????
Hugh Jorgan

Syracuse, NY

#16 Mar 4, 2010
mister ed wrote:
Timely topic … anybody catch this story, it was in the Telegram on Saturday …
Butler: Outlaw Masturbation While Driving
By MICHAEL GORMLEY
The Associated Press
ALBANY -- A central New York assemblyman proposed legislation on Thursday that would make it illegal for motorists to masturbate while driving.
Marc Butler, R-Newport, said that recent laws prohibiting “texting” on cell phones while operating a motor vehicle pave the way for similar legislation banning masturbation while behind the wheel.
“Self-gratification has no place in a car or truck,” Butler said in a news release.“The activity can be highly distracting and poses a distinct and grave danger to both the masturbator and his or her fellow motorists.”
Butler pointed to a two-car crash near Oxford, Chenango County, in October 2009 that killed a Norwich schoolteacher and mother of three. Truck driver Wilbur Bellinger, 49, of Scranton, Pa., veered across the center line and struck the teacher’s car.
Bellinger, who was uninjured in the crash, told state police he was masturbating and near the point of orgasm when he lost control of his mid-size truck. He was charged with reckless driving, which carries a maximum penalty of a $500 fine and 10 days in jail.
Butler’s bill would make masturbating while driving punishable by a fine of up to $2,500 and one year in jail.
“Not many people seem to think that masturbating while driving is a common occurrence,” Butler said.“Our research indicates otherwise – in fact, we believe that 10 to 20 percent of motoring public, both men and women, have masturbated while behind the wheel at some point. A small number, especially truck drivers, engage in the practice regularly, even once or more a day.”
Mr Butler should also pass legislation that prohibits the general public from having to listen to his verbal masturbation at all his fund raisers.
Mr Peeezzzak

Constableville, NY

#17 Mar 19, 2010
I masturbate
Larry Dack

United States

#18 Mar 21, 2010
Twice a week here, the rest of the time With My boy freind Lou. But sometimes With Rob lewis if hes clean.
invisible

AOL

#20 Aug 27, 2010
True fact...Men who can get pleased by their significant other but masterbate often can end up having a rough time being pleased by their significant other. They subconciously don't realize that it makes them not enjoy what another can do to them because they know how to do it best themselves. It has ruined relationships. Once in a while is fine, but why wouldn't someone want to enjoy such a great thing with the one they love if they are willing often?

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#22 Aug 27, 2010
invisible wrote:
True fact...Men who can get pleased by their significant other but masterbate often can end up having a rough time being pleased by their significant other. They subconciously don't realize that it makes them not enjoy what another can do to them because they know how to do it best themselves. It has ruined relationships. Once in a while is fine, but why wouldn't someone want to enjoy such a great thing with the one they love if they are willing often?
....and just when you thought you had heard the stupidest thing ever......
Uncut Voter

Geneva, NY

#23 Aug 28, 2010
Butler's done.

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