How Do I Seduce My Grandmother ?

How Do I Seduce My Grandmother ?

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Nice Grandson

West Leyden, NY

#1 Feb 26, 2010
Ive tried everything

Since: Jul 08

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#2 Feb 26, 2010
so what you're telling us, is that you have a face even a grandmother couldn't love
Nice Grandson

West Leyden, NY

#3 Feb 26, 2010
She calls me a good boy.I know she wants me.
Ive tried everything,candy,flowers.Even putting nyquil and sleeping medications in her drinks.She falls asleep.But then she poops and wets herself in her sleep!
I cant seduce her through that stuff
Resident

Long Eddy, NY

#4 Feb 26, 2010
Seek help as soon as possible,someone just might lock you up and throw away the key.
Nice Grandson

West Leyden, NY

#5 Feb 26, 2010
I just got out of the phyc ward.They said I was ok to leave.So then I left
ben

Syracuse, NY

#6 Feb 27, 2010
Nice Grandson wrote:
Ive tried everything
Just pull her depends diaper off and go to town!
Nice Grandson

West Leyden, NY

#7 Feb 27, 2010
i got some last night off of her
Granny Gucchi

Long Eddy, NY

#8 Feb 27, 2010
Come after me buster and I will cut your weiner off.
Nice Grandson

West Leyden, NY

#9 Feb 27, 2010
she moaned but i think she was out of it.it was good.my grandma loves me
eyeinthesky

AOL

#10 Feb 28, 2010
Thats easy..just ask your mom!
Herkimer Haiku

Rochester, NY

#11 Mar 1, 2010
the smell of moth balls
gingersnap cookies hot tea
rub Ben Gay on her

Since: Mar 10

Herkimer

#12 Mar 2, 2010
calmn cents wrote:
so what you're telling us, is that you have a face even a grandmother couldn't love
ahhhhaaaa this is great, and i agree. ;p
Nice Grandson

West Leyden, NY

#13 Mar 3, 2010
are you making fun of me?
Try This

Albany, NY

#14 Mar 22, 2010
Nice Grandson wrote:
Ive tried everything
Maybe if you show her your little Hershey's Kiss between your legs, it will warm her heart.
SpeedyDry

Ridgefield, CT

#15 Mar 22, 2010
HH is at it again with soem very well done stuff...thanks.
mahendra

Nahan, India

#16 Jul 16, 2010
lovely
seek help

United States

#17 Jul 19, 2010
ask someone with experience wih this, call someone from dolgeville, anyone
Frank

New York, NY

#18 Jul 19, 2010
Nice Grandson wrote:
Ive tried everything
One word...Frank Sinatra!
Or if she is really old the next word...Glenn Miller!
Reflejar

Fremont, CA

#19 Jul 20, 2010
calmn cents wrote:
so what you're telling us, is that you have a face even a grandmother couldn't love
mirror
grandma brown

Herkimer, NY

#20 Jul 24, 2010
hey you pervert if u can get pass the vicks come see me.

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