My wife kicked me out of the house and I needed a cheap place to live.
I was drinking at Pete’s with a buddy and he said,“Hey why don’t you move into Little Joe’s Dorm you might get some hot college tail!” He was only kidding but I took his advice and moved into Little Joe’s Dorm at age 41 years old as Frank had a few open rooms he wanted to fill and didn’t care who he rented to. It was the best decision I ever made.
The first week I was there it was just after college started for the fall and a hot little blonde in pink shorts and a tanktop from Massapequa Long Island knocked on my door and asked if I had a three-prong electrical adapter that she could borrow. We got to talking and she remarked on a bottle of wine I had in the kitchen. So we opened it up and set to having a couple of drinks. It got to be about 6 o’clock and she excused herself to run back to her dorm room because she was supposed to go to dinner with her friends.
A half-hour later she was back with two girlfriends including a Thai girl from Brooklyn and an extremely bosomy young woman from Binghamton with the craziest most beautiful mane of red hair I have ever seen. One of them brought a bottle of tequila and I also had another bottle of wine and a case of beer. The Thai girl went to my CD collection and put on AC/DC and started dancing then they all started dancing and the big-boobed redhead whose name was Betsy took out of bag of blow.
Two hours later we were all naked in bed and I was slamming the Thai chick missionary style while the blonde whose name was Erin did lines off her nipples and Betsy shoved her huge perfect boobs in my face and made me suck them. It was the most awesome sex I had ever had but it was only the start because I spent the whole next semester in co-ed heaven with beautiful young girls in and out of my place constantly.
Especially as I started packing blow and always had booze and beer on hand and let’s face it, I was a damn good looking and very cool guy a little bit older yes but in great shape from working construction. Unfortunately I got laid off from work and when I couldn’t find anything around here I ended up taking a great job in Louisiana and had to say farewell to the dorm life, right after college let out for the spring as it turned out.
I loved living at Little Joe’s. It was the most unforgettable nine months of my life. If you are a middle-aged guy who needs a place to stay I highly recommend you look into a college dorm.