Justin Cavaretta
Nobody Important

East Syracuse, NY

#1 Aug 16, 2009
So did anybody hear Lorie Whoretello has a new man??? I heard she's lining him up to be her 4th failed marriage ...

This greasy guinea is as just as big of a dirtbag as Whoretello. They should be making babies in the Herkimer projects in no time.

But there's only one problem. Isn't this grease ball a little too old for her? I was under the impression that she prowled the Herkimer High School parking lot, trying to give 17 & 18 year old boys free rides to the projects :-)

Liverpool, NY

#3 Aug 17, 2009
what does she drive?

Ithaca, NY

#4 Oct 11, 2009
Dude, didn't everyone tell you she was nasty! Don't you wish you listened? As for Ryan, you should be grateful it wasn't you. I did 'er & it wasn't that great. I gotta tell ya, When I seen her without clothes I was so grossed out, but hey I'm a guy, so I went for it...it felt like I was dipping my willy in a warm glass of hot water & I have something to brag about. Then I was laying there while she was sleeping thinking to myself, "how can I sneak outta here" when what does she do?? FARTS...that's right, she farted in her sleep like a nasty old pig! I left & never called her back, thank God for caller ID.

Ithaca, NY

#5 Oct 13, 2009
I can't imagine how loud that must have been when the air came out between the cheeks of that fat ass! It must have roared around the room like thunder!

New York, NY

#6 Jun 23, 2010
This is funny stuff. Nothing bad here about Justin, But read the stuff about Lorie Sportello.Stay in Herkimer. We're glad you stay in your own atmosphere, Lorie.
many boyfriends ago

Ilion, NY

#7 Dec 14, 2012
LOL...I just came across this...roaring with laughter, I am!! Lorie has hit rock bottom, like 27 times and she still thinks she's got it going on. She has always been nasty. I can speak for myself as well as MANY, the only reason we dipped into that is because she was so easy. We were young dumb & full of Come! We got our experiance with the old hag & now we're all sellting down with good women that we love & are willing to marry & have a family with. The old biotch is well over 40 & still dating 19/20 year olds...still giving the young men a learning lessen in life. Thanks Lorie for teaching me sexual pleasures and what kind of woman I don't want to marry!

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