When will Burrito Jonz open?

Created by Burrito Pimp on May 10, 2013

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Second Tuesday of next week

April Fool's Day 2014

After getting $1 million in taxpayer money

When the Pope poops taquitos in the woods

When Nick Macri apologizes to John Winter

After Pete's Bar becomes a disco strip club

When Moe's Southwest Grille opens in Herkimer

In the year 2525... if man is still alive

When racy pix of John Winter in diapers go public

After Taco Bell adds 'The BILF' to its menu

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SweetBrown

Little Falls, NY

#1 May 11, 2013
' Aint nobody got time fo dat "
herkrez

New York, NY

#2 May 20, 2013
face it people, Burrito Jonz is never going to open. the whole thing has been a scam. really, what little storefront business needs more than a year to open?
slob

New Hartford, NY

#3 May 20, 2013
herkrez wrote:
face it people, Burrito Jonz is never going to open. the whole thing has been a scam. really, what little storefront business needs more than a year to open?
I agree, he got public money that was supposed to be used for starting a business. Guess the skeptics were right about that owner.
herkrez

New York, NY

#4 May 21, 2013
slob wrote:
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I agree, he got public money that was supposed to be used for starting a business. Guess the skeptics were right about that owner.
more likely the $30K he got from Herkimer County taxpayers has been used to cover operational expenses at his Utica shack. Business has fallen there since Moe's opened to such an extent that he was talking about shutting Utica down.

http://www.uticaod.com/news/x633481976/Burrit...
called that one

Alexandria, VA

#5 May 21, 2013
30 grand amd still no buisness ..good scam if you got the right connections. Either way alot of hype for a third rate burrito shack that wont last
30 grand

New York, NY

#6 May 29, 2013
Almost June, how's that Burrito Jonz doing?
Toothless Joe

Utica, NY

#7 May 30, 2013
I got no teeth I am botard. Me no like burrito jonz. I stinky. Me stoopid. Me like to bitch all day abojt burrito shop. I kiss my sister.
tax payer

Little Falls, NY

#8 May 30, 2013
NEVER
Casual observer

New York, NY

#9 May 31, 2013
Who the f.... Cares about burrito jonz, go to Taco Bell, chain store with consistency.
patriot

New York, NY

#10 Jun 5, 2013
will Burrito Jonz be open before Flag Day?
patriot

New York, NY

#11 Jun 6, 2013
come on guys I need my burritos! i live on burritos!
Devolution

Carthage, NY

#12 Jun 6, 2013
This is a scam, the taxpayers are getting robbed. I will never support this place. If I want a burrito I will go to Taco Bell at least they support the community than steal from it.
patriot

New York, NY

#13 Jun 19, 2013
I want a taxpayer-subsidized burrito !
curious

New York, NY

#14 Jul 9, 2013
is Burrito Jonz open yet?
Fk burrito jones

New York, NY

#15 Jul 11, 2013
One more lowlife scamming Herkimer county . Hey why not help a local start a business instead if a scumbag who lies and makes off with 30 k great scam . Surprisingly you don't see shit in the papers about his rip off
BURRITO PIMP

New York, NY

#16 Jul 11, 2013
Fk burrito jones wrote:
One more lowlife scamming Herkimer county . Hey why not help a local start a business instead if a scumbag who lies and makes off with 30 k great scam . Surprisingly you don't see shit in the papers about his rip off
wow you are a big dummy!

do you know how much a new Polaris snowmobile costs these days, or how much it costs to take a trip to Washington DC with those pricey hotel rooms and restaurants down there?

Maybe if Polaris and the Hyatt and the Cheesecake Factory didn't charge so much there would have been something left to open a Burrito Jonz in Herkimer !
poppa chox

Cobleskill, NY

#17 Jul 14, 2013
does "TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN" sound familiar???

HEY its only your tax money and time in THIS FOOL TOWN thats been WASTED AGAIN>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>

HAPPY JERKIMER TAXPAYER LOTTERY

my lottery is still OPEN >>>>>>> >>>>>
bet on the last business to be open on main street>>
SNOKER FIRERCLY IS BEST ODDS FAVORITE.smoke it all up is GONE
so is DRIVE MY CAR HARD automotive.....GONE..
odd's on favorite is ONE OF THE FIVE OR SIX TATTOO PARLORS (never happen with welfare still here)
or we burn down the buiding COLLIS is in just like all the other ACCIDENTAL FIRES or JUST RUN OUT ON TAXES and shut the doors.?/

GET YOUR BETS IN EARLY..the scanner traffic on main st is hot and heavy for changes everyday
DONT BE LEFT OUT

RED CROSS CANT HAVE MUCH LEFT
?? now that one fire truck is out of service??
hold that water from that near-beer in till YOU REALLY GOT TO GO..it MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE
Jonz Fan

Utica, NY

#18 Jul 15, 2013
I see two new signs are up at Burrito Jonz. Yippee!
juanita la abuela

New York, NY

#19 Jul 30, 2013
hola yo quiero un burrito del Burrito Jonz es la restaurante abierto? muchas gracias !
utica confidential

Southview, PA

#20 Jul 30, 2013
How funny it is to see what winters pulled on herkimer taxpayers. Supposedly successful buisness owner yet he had to shut down in utica lol.i think at first he may do well, with all the sreggins coming back soon but guarantee when they go home back too the zoo for winter
break he will be closing ,i give it 6 months at best.the hilarious part is gonna be watching it happen. And trying to get back that ida money ....lest we forget the stipulations of the grant must maintain open for three years or refund the money. Yeah i've looked over the documents. At least the fire department will be happy when they get his new resturant equipment to update the station kitchen.

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