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Since: Nov 07

Dallas, TX

#1 Nov 26, 2007
You know you've got them running around in your head. Most of the time you think of them at the most inappropriate time. LOL So anyway, share away.

"Know what a funny word is? Pickleweasel!"

Since: Sep 07

Stevens Point, WI

#2 Nov 26, 2007
evaporated wrote:
You know you've got them running around in your head. Most of the time you think of them at the most inappropriate time. LOL So anyway, share away.
"Know what a funny word is? Pickleweasel!"
This reminds me of something else. Do you remember saying 'fuzzy pickles' before having your picture taken when you were little? Y'all would smile every time.

Since: Nov 07

Dallas, TX

#3 Nov 26, 2007
"Make me a bicycle, CLOWN!!"

No, I don't remember that, but I'm sure it worked!

Since: Sep 07

Stevens Point, WI

#4 Nov 26, 2007
evaporated wrote:
"Make me a bicycle, CLOWN!!"
No, I don't remember that, but I'm sure it worked!
Every time.
Curious George

Henderson, TX

#5 Nov 28, 2007
"Curious George is no longer curious."

From friends when Ross had the monkey

Since: Nov 07

Dallas, TX

#6 Nov 28, 2007
Curious George wrote:
"Curious George is no longer curious."
From friends when Ross had the monkey
Aw! I remember Marcell!!!:)

“Plant seeds and sing songs”

Since: Nov 07

been around the world and I

#7 Nov 28, 2007
evaporated wrote:
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Aw! I remember Marcell!!!:)
One of my favorite episodes.

Now to sinfeld:

I don't remember any good quote from the episode, but it was when george was ...erm... taking care of business and his mother walks in and caught him, she broke her hip.

LOL best episode ever!

Since: Nov 07

Plano, TX

#8 Nov 28, 2007
hahahaha - my favorite Seinfeld episode was the one where they were at someone's house swimming and Jerry's girlfriend walked in on George changing clothes, and starts laughing at his you-know-what. And he starts screaming, "I WAS IN THE POOL!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!"

“Plant seeds and sing songs”

Since: Nov 07

been around the world and I

#9 Nov 28, 2007
evaporated wrote:
hahahaha - my favorite Seinfeld episode was the one where they were at someone's house swimming and Jerry's girlfriend walked in on George changing clothes, and starts laughing at his you-know-what. And he starts screaming, "I WAS IN THE POOL!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!"
LOL that was great. All seinfeld are good.

Love the soup nazi too...'no soup for you' LOL

P.S. Glad you can spell :)
rebby

Henderson, TX

#11 Nov 29, 2007
And of course the one where Elaine dances. oh my gosh. LOL!!! and HHHEEEELLLLOOOOO!!! LOL LOL!

“Plant seeds and sing songs”

Since: Nov 07

been around the world and I

#12 Nov 29, 2007
rebby wrote:
And of course the one where Elaine dances. oh my gosh. LOL!!! and HHHEEEELLLLOOOOO!!! LOL LOL!
We can't forget that!!! LOL
HISD mom

Henderson, TX

#13 Nov 29, 2007
Elucidate wrote:
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We can't forget that!!! LOL
How about when George's family celebrates "Festivous". My husband and I loved that one. We even laugh about having "Festivous" at our house someday. lol

Since: Nov 07

Dallas, TX

#14 Nov 29, 2007
rebby wrote:
And of course the one where Elaine dances. oh my gosh. LOL!!! and HHHEEEELLLLOOOOO!!! LOL LOL!
Is the HHHEEEELLLLOOOOO referencing the episode where Jerry and George are making their belly buttons talk? CLASSIC!
rebby

Henderson, TX

#15 Nov 29, 2007
evaporated wrote:
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Is the HHHEEEELLLLOOOOO referencing the episode where Jerry and George are making their belly buttons talk? CLASSIC!
it's the one where jerry goes around saying hello with that awful drawn out hello. too funny!!
rebby

Henderson, TX

#16 Nov 29, 2007
HISD mom wrote:
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How about when George's family celebrates "Festivous". My husband and I loved that one. We even laugh about having "Festivous" at our house someday. lol
that was funny.
rebby

Henderson, TX

#17 Nov 29, 2007
or the one where they wait the whole episode in the chinese restaurant trying to get a table and Elaine is starving! lol!
why

Henderson, TX

#18 Dec 2, 2007
Anyone who has every raised teenagers can appreciate Cosby:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
Funny Ha Ha

San Antonio, TX

#19 Dec 2, 2007
There is a new show this season called Reaper. Check it out, it is "pee my pants funny".
Funny Ha Ha

San Antonio, TX

#21 Dec 3, 2007
"Two dollars, I want my two dollars", great flick.

“All Texans ain't Cowboys”

Since: Sep 07

houston

#22 Jan 12, 2008
"Bill Clinton lashed out at Barack Obama yesterday. He
accused him of running a fairy tale campaign. It's fairy
tale in which a very horny king tries to get his queen
elected to the White House so he can go out and fornicate
with maidens... but a handsome black prince comes along
and screws the whole thing up for him."
- Jimmy Kimmel

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