HELP

Milan, TN

#1 Dec 14, 2011
serious question..
What is the best thing to help with constipation?
ive tried laxitives, prune juice and anal sex, but i just cant seem to poop!
does anyone have any advice?
POOPMASTER

Lexington, TN

#2 Dec 14, 2011
Put ya a water hose up yo ass and that should do tha trick :~)

Since: Oct 11

Birmingham, AL

#3 Dec 14, 2011
HELP wrote:
serious question..
What is the best thing to help with constipation?
ive tried laxitives, prune juice and anal sex, but i just cant seem to poop!
does anyone have any advice?
Ya quit packin ur poop thatl solve ur problem
HELP

Milan, TN

#4 Dec 14, 2011
i thought anal sex will make u have to poop. its what ive always heard
HELP

Milan, TN

#6 Dec 14, 2011
here i sit lonely hearted tried to shi* but only farted
ohyou

Philadelphia, MS

#7 Dec 14, 2011
Buy the off brand of fiber caplets.
All else fails, go to the doc, bro
HELP

Milan, TN

#8 Dec 14, 2011
dude im a chick. not a bro lol. but thanks, i'll try that.. im kinda afraid to go to the doc, they may make fun of me. lol
...

Memphis, TN

#9 Dec 14, 2011
Stool softeners.

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#10 Dec 14, 2011
I would go to the dr. They won't make fun they have seen and heard worse. Constipation can make you very sick and can be fatal.
Really

Milan, TN

#11 Dec 14, 2011
HELP wrote:
dude im a chick. not a bro lol. but thanks, i'll try that.. im kinda afraid to go to the doc, they may make fun of me. lol
B, It's here I sit brokenhearted, tried to shit and only farted. Get it right. And why are you having anal sex? You are too young for that.
haha

Milan, TN

#12 Dec 14, 2011
haha stiffypoo,
you dont know me

Jackson, TN

#13 Dec 14, 2011
go to city drug and there is this stuff that you can buy that you drink its a magnesium citrate laxative that is what the dr will suggest or make you go get drink either half of the bottle or the whole bottle followed by a bottle or glass of water or two and wait trust me it is the best thing you will ever use it is kind of bitter and a bit sour you can mix it with another drink like kool aid or something similar if you cant handle it bitterness
CrappySituation

Jackson, TN

#14 Dec 14, 2011
get you some mineral oil
cameron thomas

Millington, TN

#15 Dec 15, 2011
Gross lol
lol

Milan, TN

#16 Dec 15, 2011
oh cameron, youve been constipated before lol
cameron thomas

United States

#17 Dec 15, 2011
Ya bt I dnt let ppl know that's something u keep to urself lol
Free prescription

United States

#18 Feb 15, 2013
I'm sure there are plenty of people lined up who would be glad to slap it out of a fool dumb enough to put it on here!
Doo doo

Tucker, GA

#19 Mar 2, 2013
I'm taking a good shat right now
Dirty Old Man

United States

#20 Mar 2, 2013
HELP wrote:
serious question..
What is the best thing to help with constipation?
ive tried laxitives, prune juice and anal sex, but i just cant seem to poop!
does anyone have any advice?
I will be serious, for once. Become a coffeedrinker. Two large cups every morning. this will do the trick. You will make a horse dump in the crapper.

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