California seeks to ban free, single-use carryout bags in retail

[Ronald]

Revolutionary Council has criminalized competitive non-union grocers who persist in providing non-welfare customers with convenient free carry bags to carry their groceries to their humble overtaxed Government controlled homes. At the same time, revolutionary Council promotes the use of harbor dock facilities to dock dangerous top-heavy cruise ships on grounds that by providing such facilities it "helps the economy".

Now it can be revealed that Passengers are Sleeping With Life Vests On because they Fear one such Cruise Ship Will Tip Over into the treacherous Gulf of Mexico. Some passengers have complained to relatives that they have limited access to food and bathrooms.

According to passenger Jamie Baker, "conditions on the ship were “extremely terrible.” Baker says that there has been no electricity and few working toilets. Baker also lamented women "and others" are having to use plastic bags to go to the bathroom.“It’s just a nightmare,” she said. Baker said she and her friends slept with their life vests one night because the ship was listing and they feared it would tip over.

The company has disputed the accounts of passengers who describe the ship as filthy, saying employees are doing everything to ensure people are comfortable.

Robert Giordano, of the Oklahoma City suburb of Edmond, said he last spoke to his wife, Shannon, on Monday. She told him she waited in line for three hours to get a hot dog and that conditions on the ship were terrible.

“They’re having to urinate in the shower. They’ve passed out plastic bags to go to the bathroom,” Giordano said.“There was fecal matter all over the floor.”

Jay Herring, a former senior officer with Carnival Cruise Lines who worked on (the "Triumph") from 2002 to 2004 has reported “It’s one of their bigger ships. It’s certainly on the top end of Carnival’s fleet,” he said of the Triumph.“There are so many moving parts and things that can go wrong.”

Perhaps as a result of Long Beach being home to one of the most radical activist of the State's expensive taxpayer funded "Liberal" university system, local taxpayer subsidized university trained NGO busy-body extremists ensure support for revolutionary Council's inflicting the latest trendy ideologically based schemes upon the hated minority of Long Beachers who pay taxes.

It is not hard to foresee that the next step for revolutionary Council will be the use of its police powers to outlaw plastic bags aboard any ship docking in the city or crusing within the 3 mile limit. Then, Council will be able to "regulate" the entire State by requiring all California ports to follow suit, UNDER PENALTY OF REVOLUTIONARY LAW! This will ensure plastic bags will not be thrown overboard by cruse ship passengers after they use cruse ship bathrooms. Millions of fish will be saved. Legal precedence has already been set when revolutionary Council criminalized competitive minded grocery chains that provide free grocery bags to the city's non-welfare minority. Revolutionary Council no longer needs to expend hard earned taxpayer money to clean up millions of cigarette butts that were once discarded on our beach. It's time we all join together in support Revolutionary Council's latest "tax saving" efforts to save even more of our finny friends!

Source: http://tinyurl.com/a9vk73b

Ronald

[too lazy to riot]

what about the single use bags my buds come in from the weed pharmacist?

[Smackers]

February 2013:

The inland California continued to show the highest rates of foreclosure activity, while coastal California saw foreclosures decline.

[Schnarqui]

Ronald wrote:

Revolutionary Council has criminalized competitive non-union grocers who persist in providing non-welfare customers with convenient free carry bags to carry their groceries to their humble overtaxed Government controlled homes. At the same time, revolutionary Council promotes the use of harbor dock facilities to dock dangerous top-heavy cruise ships on grounds that by providing such facilities it "helps the economy".
Now it can be revealed that Passengers are Sleeping With Life Vests On because they Fear one such Cruise Ship Will Tip Over into the treacherous Gulf of Mexico. Some passengers have complained to relatives that they have limited access to food and bathrooms.
According to passenger Jamie Baker, "conditions on the ship were “extremely terrible.” Baker says that there has been no electricity and few working toilets. Baker also lamented women "and others" are having to use plastic bags to go to the bathroom.“It’s just a nightmare,” she said. Baker said she and her friends slept with their life vests one night because the ship was listing and they feared it would tip over.
The company has disputed the accounts of passengers who describe the ship as filthy, saying employees are doing everything to ensure people are comfortable.
Robert Giordano, of the Oklahoma City suburb of Edmond, said he last spoke to his wife, Shannon, on Monday. She told him she waited in line for three hours to get a hot dog and that conditions on the ship were terrible.
“They’re having to urinate in the shower. They’ve passed out plastic bags to go to the bathroom,” Giordano said.“There was fecal matter all over the floor.”
Jay Herring, a former senior officer with Carnival Cruise Lines who worked on (the "Triumph") from 2002 to 2004 has reported “It’s one of their bigger ships. It’s certainly on the top end of Carnival’s fleet,” he said of the Triumph.“There are so many moving parts and things that can go wrong.”
Perhaps as a result of Long Beach being home to one of the most radical activist of the State's expensive taxpayer funded "Liberal" university system, local taxpayer subsidized university trained NGO busy-body extremists ensure support for revolutionary Council's inflicting the latest trendy ideologically based schemes upon the hated minority of Long Beachers who pay taxes.
It is not hard to foresee that the next step for revolutionary Council will be the use of its police powers to outlaw plastic bags aboard any ship docking in the city or crusing within the 3 mile limit. Then, Council will be able to "regulate" the entire State by requiring all California ports to follow suit, UNDER PENALTY OF REVOLUTIONARY LAW! This will ensure plastic bags will not be thrown overboard by cruse ship passengers after they use cruse ship bathrooms. Millions of fish will be saved. Legal precedence has already been set when revolutionary Council criminalized competitive minded grocery chains that provide free grocery bags to the city's non-welfare minority. Revolutionary Council no longer needs to expend hard earned taxpayer money to clean up millions of cigarette butts that were once discarded on our beach. It's time we all join together in support Revolutionary Council's latest "tax saving" efforts to save even more of our finny friends!
Source: http://tinyurl.com/a9vk73b
Ronald

The radio guy said that the reason it took so long was that they had to get so many "Xtras" to look like passengers and debark and never be heard from again. Did you notice how cheery and non-rumpled all those interviewed were? He says that is because they were fakes and that the real ship was towed to Guantanamo because when it was boarded it was EMPTY; no crew, no passengers, no rats...just lots of what appeared to be little red pouches floating around the ship. What the hell is going on?

[Changes]

Old issue, never was a real issue anyway.

[Brian_G]

The Green Left has a deep streak of fascism. Be thankful, they let you buy groceries in the first place.

[Da level]

The Glendora, California city council was shamed and slammed to the floor during their own "dog and pony" show the put on for the public at least twice a month.

The intelligence level doesn't raise much above the 3rd grade level.

February 12, 2013 at 7:00 P.M..

Mrs Green put them all in their place along with the cities staff.

Mrs. Green was the disabled Senior Citizen that was thrown out of her assisted living facilty byt he cold heartless city council and city manager Chris Jeffers.

[yuppers]

Smackers wrote:

February 2013:
The inland California continued to show the highest rates of foreclosure activity, while coastal California saw foreclosures decline.

interesting

[Changerous]

MOre over, less than expected but still the same.

[rita rani]

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[SpazzO]

SpazzO, how are the crime stats this month?

When will you start reporting them?

[ryan]

http://cparequirementsx.com/United-States-CPA...

[KEVENVOSS]

We already recycle the bags we get at the stores, what more do they want?
The grocery stores have a bin for recycling plastic bags, we re-use the bags at home so they are not single use bags. This is getting ridiculous. Some towns have banned the plastic bags so we have people stumbling out of the store with their purchases loose in their arms because they came from another town that doesnt ban then.
We have too many laws already about way to many things that are not enforced and now they want to pile on even more laws.

[DoubleSpaced]

Just a "out of towner" poster, must have hit the repeatee key.

Don't even bother to try and read this trash, just paste over it.

[Dr Ff]

Join us in the TEAPARTY. When we have control and do away with all the freebies of medicare and social security and godless unions and minimum wage and mean taxes of your betters all will be well and we can return to the old church values and stop all the pretense at education above the station given to you in life. Stop everything now! No compromise or deal! Out that in your take home bag!!!!!

[Kall Me Maw]

The fish are being damaged; they come close to the ship because the big screw is not moving, they feel safe, they have a "vibrational" sense of all the life inside the thing and so approach. Then they are hit from overhead with ghastly compacted turds dropped from the yawning buttocks dangling overhead as the passengers and crew lean out backwards and krapp waving their collective ass like a hive of monstrous filthy banners hung from all 426 balconies. All this because they en-masse refused to sign the petition demanding the release of the heavenly father from rome's prisons and the end to the resignation charade and the truth of the Iran/Korea armed lesbian marriage accord.

[Nellie Bunquin77_7]

Kall Me Maw wrote:

The fish are being damaged; they come close to the ship because the big screw is not moving, they feel safe, they have a "vibrational" sense of all the life inside the thing and so approach. Then they are hit from overhead with ghastly compacted turds dropped from the yawning buttocks dangling overhead as the passengers and crew lean out backwards and krapp waving their collective ass like a hive of monstrous filthy banners hung from all 426 balconies. All this because they en-masse refused to sign the petition demanding the release of the heavenly father from rome's prisons and the end to the resignation charade and the truth of the Iran/Korea armed lesbian marriage accord.

GOOD GOD! THIS is AWFUL! What can we do for the fish? What about support groups? Now if everybody had been armed this wouldnt have happened, no sir. As soon as you saw an unfamiliar butt you copuld let loose a warner. That would stop the crappers. One hopes they wouldnt wave their sidearm while doing the dump, but you never know, so shoot first. SAVE THE FISH. Join the TEA PARTY. Why is the pope presumably in PRISON? You are nutttzzz. NO on everything, now, and 'til 2016. When everybody has been out of work and diapers from now 'til then we will win every seat, including the Whyte House, which will become TEAPARTY headquarters..

[carpediem creek]

liberal idiots,...
they worry about an insignificant bag ,..when the state is going to the dogs ,...
how about 'you people' worry about more important things ,.....
or are you incapable of ANY intelligent /rational thought ?

[MayBeline]

May Bell - whats your problem?

Have the Republicans screwed you too much lately?

Maybe you should turn the other cheek?

Your right they screwed you in that one too, such the plight of the average American citizen and tax payer.

[Rick Outdoorsman]

MalbaCACfudgepackers wrote:

Fixed

Welcome and hail, you and me and all of us TEAPARTY warriors are ready to make them see AUSTERITY. Folks, join us & the teaparty. The rest is history.