So you like to say. Most likely, you're just fishing for more attention. Could be you're just gay, and trying very hard to create a back-story (pun intended) that explains away your attraction to men and overall sexual confusion.<quoted text>
You may have missed that I am a genetic chimera and a hermaphrodite. I have the DNA of two distinct people, and both a penis and a (non-functioning) vagina. Hence my name. I am literally a lesbian trapped in a straight man.
I mean, really, no sane straight guy spends as much time demanding attention from gay people he doesn't know, and thinking about sex acts they claim to hate.