Ya need to broaden your horizons. I like a good Mexican beer. Negra Modello fer instance. Nice and stout. Or a properly poured Guinness. You're also missing out on some really fine microbrews. Not all of them have fruity added flavors. There are some good ales around here. Try some EVO brew sometime. Ya might just like it.<quoted text>
PBR is a good 'Mercan fishing beer when you want a lower alcohol content so you're no too hammered when the big one bites you moron.
If you drink those girly craft brews all day you grow a big gut and man-tits! What do you think I want to look like you?
What you do want to avoid are imported beers that have been exposed to light. Corona for example, the lime is added above the border to kill the nasty skunked beer taste. South of the border the lime isn't jammed into the bottle, it is merely placed in the mouth of it to keep flies from going into the bottle. When you buy Corona in Mexico it tasted pretty darn good. Very refreshing in the hot sun. Heineken is another skunked beer. I've never had a good one. They charge way too much for it too.