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Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210880 Aug 19, 2013
A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer are driving down a mountain road when the brakes fail. They scream down the mountain gaining speed every second and screeching around corners. Finally they manage to stop, more by luck than by judgment, mere inches from a thousand-foot drop to the jagged rocks on the valley floor. More than slightly shaken, they emerge from the car.

“I think I can fix it,” says the computer engineer.

The systems analyst says,“No, I think we should take it into town and have a specialist examine it.”

The programmer holds his chin between thumb and forefinger and says,“Okay, but first I think we ought to get back in and see if it does it again.”
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210881 Aug 19, 2013
It’s wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210882 Aug 19, 2013
Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.
Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.

Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call “E-Mail Envy.”

It’s more fun when it’s up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species.

Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

If you don’t take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

If you use it too much, you’ll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

If you play with it too much, you could go blind.
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210883 Aug 19, 2013
Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?

Alta Vista baby.
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210884 Aug 19, 2013
You know you’re a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210885 Aug 19, 2013
• Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream,“Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt.
• Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
• When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can’t get the darned thing to work.
• After he/she’s turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
• Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
• Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it’s set up with.
• Write a program that plays the “Pokemon” theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over and over again.
• Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
• Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
• Use AIM to make passes at people you don’t know.
• Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
• Bring a chainsaw, but don’t use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say,“Just in case…” mysteriously.
• Type on VAX for awhile. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes about everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
• Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they’re crazy while typing.
• Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
• Ask around for a spare zip disk. Offer $1. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say,“Oops. Forgot.”
• Every time you press return and there is processing time required, pray,“Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease ohpleaseohplease,” and scream “YES!” when it finishes.
•“Disk fight!”
• Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you, whether you know them or not.
• Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
• If you’re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing “The Thong Song” whenever there is processing time required.
• Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper and tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
• Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the disk drive. When it doesn’t work, get the supervisor.
• When you start up a PC, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is.
• Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it’s all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was a line or two.
• Sit and stare at the screen, chomping on your nails. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
• Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is • far more effective to let them linger.
• If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them, and deposit them on your neighbor’s keyboard as you leave.
• Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British royal family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210886 Aug 19, 2013
• Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British royal family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
• Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them on top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
• Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
• Laugh hysterically, shout “You will all perish in a great flood” and continue working.
• Bring some dry ice and make it look like the computer is smoking.
• Assign a musical note to every key (ex. the delete key is A flat). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
• Attempt to eat your computer mouse.
• Borrow someone else’s keyboard by reaching over, saying “Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?” unplugging the keyboard, and taking it.
• Bring in a bunch of magnets and have a ball.
• When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
• Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
• Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk.(For special effects, put some glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
• Stare at your neighbor’s screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing and say “You did that?” loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.
• Point at the screen. Chant in a made-up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell,“COVEEEEERRRRR!” Peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say “Oh, good. It worked this time,” and calmly start to type again.
• Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
• See who’s online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you’ve known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you’re a total stranger.
• Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it’s the computer and look really lost.
• Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn’t work.
• Come into the computer lab wearing several extra-stinky species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily exclaim,“You’re such a marvel!” and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, the computer assistant, and then walk out.
• Run into the computer lab, shout,“The Apocalypse is here!” then calmly sit down and begin to type.
• Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev ‘er up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say,“Give me that computer or you’ll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week.”
• Two words: Tesla Coil.
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210887 Aug 19, 2013
aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
• Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
• Laugh hysterically, shout “You will all perish in a great flood” and continue working.
• Bring some dry ice and make it look like the computer is smoking.
• Assign a musical note to every key (ex. the delete key is A flat). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
• Attempt to eat your computer mouse.
• Borrow someone else’s keyboard by reaching over, saying “Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?” unplugging the keyboard, and taking it.
• Bring in a bunch of magnets and have a ball.
• When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
• Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
• Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk.(For special effects, put some glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
• Stare at your neighbor’s screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing and say “You did that?” loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.
• Point at the screen. Chant in a made-up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell,“COVEEEEERRRRR!” Peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say “Oh, good. It worked this time,” and calmly start to type again.
• Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
• See who’s online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you’ve known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you’re a total stranger.
• Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it’s the computer and look really lost.
• Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn’t work.
• Come into the computer lab wearing several extra-stinky species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily exclaim,“You’re such a marvel!” and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, the computer assistant, and then walk out.
• Run into the computer lab, shout,“The Apocalypse is here!” then calmly sit down and begin to type.
• Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev ‘er up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say,“Give me that computer or you’ll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week.”
• Two words: Tesla Coil.
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210888 Aug 19, 2013
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

“If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates,“you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.”

“Sure,” says the GM chairman.“But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?”
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210889 Aug 19, 2013
A man comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with three men.

He is completely shocked and shouts,”Hello, Hello, Hello!”

His wife whines,“What? No hello for me!?!”
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210890 Aug 19, 2013
In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled the sword from the stone and slaughtered everyone with it, comes the knights of the MS Table:

Sir DOS: Plain complexion and no armor. Rides very stably on his mare. He very rarely falls, but knows only the most basic combat tactics and is very difficult to talk to, since he speaks and understands no more than eight-letter words. King Gates plots to murder him.

Sir Windows 1.0: Sir DOS’s twin brother with a bad toupee. He falls off his horse quite frequently and knows no more than Sir DOS. Just as difficult to communicate with due to his obsession with eight-letter words. He was killed in his first battle. King Gates pretends this one never existed.

Sir Windows 3.x: Sir Windows 1.0′s best friend. He is a wee bit more stable on his horse than Sir Windows 1.0, yet not as good as Sir DOS. He’s got some really neat designs on his shield but still does not know much more than Sir DOS. Sir Windows 3.x has yet to overcome his devotion to eight-letter words. King Gates is always asking,‘Why can’t you be more like that nice Sir Windows95?’

Sir Windows95: Sir Windows 3.x’s Brother. He’s got the same designs on his shield, but his armor is very shiny. Knows advanced combat skills, but never really puts them to use. Not confined to eight- letter words anymore, but it depends who he’s talking to. Claims to be able to converse with many people at once, but if he tries to coverse with too many, he’ll fall right off his horse and land on top of somebody. King Gates is proud of this one.

Sir Windows NT: Sir Windows95′s tough-guy uncle. He’s got duller designs on his shield, but the same shiny armor. His armor is virtually impenetrable, but a pain to get into and impossible to get out of — all he can do is add more layers. Falls off his horse every once in a while, and everyone else goes right with him. Can converse with many people at once without falling off. He knows advanced combat skills and uses them when necessary. Has the same problems with eight-letter words as Sir Windows95. This is King Gates’ favorite thing to show off. Now we leave the realm of the Mighty King Gates and find the wandering swordsman of the land:

Sir UNIX: Does not do battle and wears only chain mail. He finds all the information he can and his only goal is to distribute it to others who ask. Knows games and will play them, but likes work better. King Gates has sent Sir Windows NT out to kill and mutilate this knight.

Sir MAC OS: Started the fad of the shiny armor and claims the knights of the realm of King Gates stole his ideas. Lately his popularity has declined. And recently he has made an alliance with King Gates. He does not know any useful battle skills and will tell you only what he thinks you should know. The good thing about him is that he has no problem with long words.

Sir OS/2: Spied on Sir Windows 3.x and Sir Windows95 and copied them. He was popular for a time, but now many refuse to acknowledge his exsitstence. There is a rumor that he has a son named Warp.

King Gates reigns high over all that is his and destroys or consumes all that is not. And these are the OS Knights.
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210891 Aug 19, 2013
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford.

Obsolete: Any computer you own.

Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.

G3: Apple’s new Macs that make you say ‘Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.’

Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying,“Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.”

Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.

GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.(pronounced ‘gooey’)

Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.

Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210892 Aug 19, 2013
While at MSDN site, a popup dialog appears:
“May we send you a survey? Enter email:”
I reply:“Nope”.
“Enter valid email address:”
“Leave me alone!”
“Enter valid email address:”
noway@spammers.com
“Thank you”

“Crusading Fundies r hilarious!”

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#210893 Aug 19, 2013
suzanne henderson wrote:
<quoted text>
I talk on a lot
Agreed.
suzanne henderson wrote:
<quoted text>
Also, my husband and I have been writing this together, although I have type because he is not a typist.
Neither are you. Typists know how to use paragraphs.
suzanne henderson wrote:
<quoted text>
He reads everything that I write down and he adds to it with his approval.
Sad.
suzanne henderson wrote:
<quoted text>
Also, we do not believe that women should hold any office in our government. I know from my own experience that women have to many emotions and they are not capable to carry on work in government.
Just because you happen to be an hysterical mess doesn't mean all women are. You are the exception, not the rule.
suzanne henderson wrote:
<quoted text>
I am not preaching anyway, I am only quoting what God wrote down in Scripture.
lol!!! The fact that you can't see the contradiction in that statement is hilarious!!!
suzanne henderson wrote:
<quoted text>
I find that most of the forum are extremely argumentive and focused on themselves and not others.
Says Mrs. 55 years.
suzanne henderson wrote:
<quoted text>
I am only on this forum for one purpose and one purpose only.
And this forum was not created for that purpose. Yet here you rudely stay, despite the fact that absolutely no one has asked for your religious opinions.
suzanne henderson wrote:
<quoted text>
By quoting Scripture that God wrote through his prophets, if only one person who is hurting, has guilt, thinking of committing suicide or for any reason they may have a need to talk to someone, I will with the guide of my husband and the only Authority of God through His Son Jesus, to have me help them. If those of you out there do not want to read my post, that if fine, and I tell them from time to time not to read it and waste there time because I do not want to waste my time arguing when they are not listening anyway. God has given my husband and I insight on some things that we would like to share with someone that needs help, but it is obious that the ones that have written me so far are not interested. I will keep trying even though they want me to disappear.
Nobody wants the "help" you are offering. Which is why no one has contacted you. Everyone is aware that your "help" is really just religious bullshyt. You know absolutely nothing about homosexuality or homosexuals.
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210894 Aug 19, 2013
A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said,“If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out,“If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do anything you want.” Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked,“What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The programmer said,“Look, I’m a programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend — but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210895 Aug 19, 2013
This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for “Termination without Cause”.

(Actual dialog of a former Word perfect Customer Support employee:)

“Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?”

“Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”

“What sort of trouble?”

“Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”

“Went away?”

“They disappeared.”

“Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?”

“Nothing.”

“Nothing?”

“It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.”

“Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?”

“How do I tell?”

“Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?”

“What’s a sea-prompt?”

“Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?”

“There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I type.”

“Does your monitor have a power indicator?”

“What’s a monitor?”

“It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.

Does it have a little light that tells you when it’s on?”

“I don’t know.”

“Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?”

“Yes, I think so.”

“Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall.”

“…….Yes, it is.”

“When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?”

“No.”

“Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.”

“…….Okay, here it is.”

“Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged securely into the back of your computer.”

“I can’t reach.”

“Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?”

“No.”

“Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?”

“Oh, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle, it’s because it’s dark.”

“Dark?”

“Yes – the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.”

“Well, turn on the office light then.”

“I can’t.”

“No? Why not?”

“Because there’s a power outage.”

“A power… A power outage? Aha, Okay, we’ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?”

“Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.”

“Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.”

“Really? Is it that bad?”

“Yes, I’m afraid it is.”

“Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?”

“Tell them you’re too stupid to own a computer.”
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210896 Aug 19, 2013
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,‘ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked,‘What gender is a computer?’
The teacher wasn’t certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was made up of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you might have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210897 Aug 19, 2013
- Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.

- Has won the Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.

- When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.

- Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

- Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.

- Mumbled,“Oh, puh-leeeez!” 295 times during the movie “The Net.”

- Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

- Their video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among turn-ons.

- Instead of the “Welcome” voice on AOL, you overhear,“Good Morning, Mr./Ms. President.”

- You hear them murmur,“Let’s see you use that VISA card now, Professor “I-Don’t-Give-A’s-In-Computer- Science!”
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210898 Aug 19, 2013
Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC?
ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:
The Buddhist explanation: If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, and lower-case letters will become upper-case.

The 20th-century bitter cynical nihilist explanation: Who cares? It doesn’t really matter if they’re on the page, deleted, undeleted, underlined, etc. It’s all the same.

The Mac user’s explanation: All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If you’re using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you’re in PC hell also.

Stephen King’s explanation: Every time you hit the (Del) key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor, unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!

The Christian Church’s approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness. The naughty characters are punished for their sins. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words, such as “breast,”“sex,” and contraception.”

Dave Barry’s explanation: The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they’re made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable, while cheap imitations are not flammable. I’m not making this up.

IBM’s explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life.

PETA’s (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) explanation: You’ve been DELETING them??? Can’t you hear them SCREAMING??? Why don’t you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you pig!!!!
Prog Gress Oh

Monrovia, CA

#210899 Aug 19, 2013
Dear Boss,

I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me.

At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk.

In addition, I have changed the days of the week, and they are now: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak.

Is it enough, or should I change any other Y to K? I am a fan of the New York Yankees. Should I call them New Kork Kankees in order to be Y2K ready?

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