My people have a more biting, catty, and edgy sense of humor. Shooting things in grocery stores and "blonde bombshells" rarely make it into our jokes.<quoted text>
I believe you. You have little sense of humor. Those jokes are very funny. If someone gay told them to you you'd laugh. I wouldn't lose that bet.
You're probably mock-offended because they have guns ammo and a hot woman in them. You'd have that stuff outlawed in VeryVerbose La La Land.
Take this wonderful exchange from "Will and Grace" between the characters, Jack McFarland and Karen Walker...
Karen: So that miniature pony ("Beverly Leslie-played by Leslie Jordan) offered you all his money just to take a few rides on him and you said no?
Jack: But I don't like him.
Karen: Since when is that a problem?
Jack: I can't do it.
Karen: Oh you'll do it. You'll do it the same way any self-respecting woman does.(pause) Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags.
See... Hysterical! Now THAT'S how you tell a joke!