Oh, hell no!!!!<quoted text>
I am not hiding. I am being smart. You claim to not be hiding, yet you won't post your address? Perhaps you are just too stupid to know that you contradicted yourself. You don't know anything about me so how do you know whether I am a man? I could be a woman. I could be a child. I could be an alien. You have no way of knowing.
And you hate that, don't you?
Awright here's my address:
...Wait a minnit!!
Gotcha!!! Your carefully crafted post (no, it wasn't) had me on the edge of my seat (no, it didn't). You have to be an alien. I didn't contradict myself. I played you. Like a video game. And you fell for it. No redemption is possible. You. Were. Had.